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TONI ANSWERS TARPaTHON 3 FAQs (plus bonus limerick!!!!!!!)
🕑 Added 2025-06-11 04:02:22 +0000 UTCHELLO!!!! YOU ARE CORDIALLY INVITED TO JOIN US FOR OUR TARPaTHON! Please enjoy this non-scripted conversation between YOU and ME (TONI LOUISE FELICIA LOUISE LODGE-DUNN)
Hang on…. I’m new here - what the HECK is a TARPaTHON?
TARPaTHON is a livestream EXTRAVAGANZA where Ryan and I are LIVE for an extended period of time! This year is TWENTY-FOUR HOURS (yes! 24!!!!) LIVE in DUAL CONFINEMENT to prove we really are best friends.
OH WOW! I’d love to watch - how does it work?!
Thanks for asking! We will post a link to our CHAMPION TARPers here on Patreon on Saturday June 28 at 9am AEST.
From there you’ll be able to click the YouTube link and watch live. The link won’t be posted ANYWHERE else so keep it under ya hat!
SHIT! I just checked my calendar and I’m not free on Saturday June 28 at 9am AEST, do I miss out?
Absolutely not! You might not be able to comment along live, but the whole thing will be posted within a week or so after we finish the live stream.
Ohhh I’m not a Champion TARPer yet - if I upgrade to a Champion TARPer from my current tier what does that mean?
IT MEAAAANNNSSSS you can access everything we have EVER posted on the Champion TARPer tier for the last 3 years - including all of our monthly livestreams. PLUS I will add you to my shoutouts list!
So I can access all of your old Champion TARPer content?!
YEAH YOU CAN BITCH. You can even watch back old TARPaTHONS from 2023 and 2024!
I think I just wanna upgrade for the TARPaTHON though, is that allowed?
ABSOLUTELY YOU CAN!!! If you just wanna watch the TARPaTHON and then drop back down to your current tier, that is MORE than okay! And if you upgrade your tier now, you can access those benefits for a whole month from RIGHT NOW. Wow, sick!
But I bought a YEARLY subscription on a lower tier - can I just upgrade for the month?
ANNOYINGLY, IT’S NOT FUCKNG POSSIBLE. This is a real fuckin’ pain in the BUTT and unfortunately what people did that had paid yearly for the last TARPaTHON or to receive a calendar, was they made a burner account for just the month if that works for you!?!?!?! It's really really annoying and I'm so sorry I don't have another workaround!!!!!
Awww you will be having so much fun! I wish I could talk directly to you guys during the livestream :(
YOU CAN!!! We will be reading through comments LIVE during the TARPaTHON, responding to questions and taking suggestions! It’s like an enormous and sexy groupchat.
However we will have limited monitoring of Patreon inbox messages during the TARPaTHON.
Wow thanks for the info Toni! You are SO pretty. Is there anything else to sweeten the deal?
WELLLLLLLLLLL if you sign up ASAP, you will see a post in the next couple of days asking for videos of you to be part of the ICONIC and LEGENDARY and WORLD-RENOWNED TARPaTHON intro! (Entries for that will be open on the 16th of June and close June 23 so don’t dilly-dally!!!)
HOLY SMOKES that is AMAZING! What do I do if I have any more questions?!
Please comment them below, or message me directly here on Patreon and I will do my best to answer everything PERFECTLY.
Hey, everything you do is perfect.
HEY!!! Stop that, I’m engaged ;)
WAIT - ONE MORE THING, TONI - WHERE IS THE LIMERICK?
OOPS - almost forgot!
THERE ONCE WAS A TARPaTHON 3;
Which I want you all to see!
Now you know how to watch,
Touch me on the crotch!
Now let’s all crack a DC
LOVE YOU!!!!! Toni xoxoxoxoxoxox
Comments
MACSTER
MACSTER from 🇩🇪! Luv u all!
Kate from Connecticunt
What sort of videos are you requesting from TARPers? Also would you consider uploading a portion of your crafting videos? Or a portion of previous tarpathons? It might sway us non-champion TARPers to join.
