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Chill Out, Bro (Redux)
🕑 Added 2025-03-07 00:00:01 +0000 UTCSimple file to install a trigger phrase: "chill out, bro." The trigger will stop your thoughts for a second.
The safeties for the trigger are that it's only usable by you, the listener, and anyone you decide should be able to use it. It also will not work in any situations where a lapse in concentration would be dangerous; a specific example given is that it won't help you behind the wheel of a car.
Enjoy!
That was the old description! And it still applies. Kinda wild revisiting this one; I tweaked the script a bit for this release, and redid my old (classic) induction. I can definitely see why people found the original effective - it's pretty nice in terms of technique, so I didn't change toooo much that would alter the spirit of it. Mostly little edits, more snaps (as are now part of my style) and some adlib additions to enhance effectiveness.
More Reduxes are to come someday, but not sure what yet; said I'd start with this, as an old staple and as my first BIG file when I was publishing on Soundcloud.
Hope you enjoy~
CONTENT WARNINGS:
Does what it says on the tin. Uses bro-language/coding, so beware if that triggers certain brogramming for you.
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When I'm not dropping myself or others, I'm off being a mystical forest bro in the wilderness of Ireland. But I am always available for commissions if you reach out via DM. My flat rate is currently $80-130, but you can check my pinned Tumblr post for more up-to-date info. Keep listening, bros.
