Commentary - First Guy to Touch the Ground Loses

Paul McDonald

hang out in a sex chair long enough and you're bound to get some pleasure

Jonathon Haeffele

I digitized 200 vhs-c tapes from my grandfather and it took months. It's no joke digitizing old tapes, takes a long time but it's important to do to save that stuff.

Trevor Michaud

This might have been one of Spenny's better victories in the show

Luke Hadley

I'll actually transfer the videos for you.

Steven Irvine

What did those movies rip off kvs?

monae

That epic dramatic turn though😭

GoatCheese

2024 Christmas holiday will forever be remembered by me as when I joined pateron and watched all the cummentaries

I love it when the humiliation backfires on spenny

Cortney

This and haunted house are my favorite spenny wins

mrpickles

That line was confirmation for me that spenny is 100% homo.

Trevor B. Morris

I am so glad i joined the patreon for this. Paul Blart i think killed the segway and that goes for all mall security.

Jeremy

See ya on the poop deck, semen boy

Spencer Wussy Rice

Spencer's father was Hitler, Spencer's mother likes it in the shitler!

rxn

Great cummentary, one of the funniest endings and humiliations IMO. The Segway inventor didn't die on a Segway btw, he's still alive. The guy who bought the company (Jimi Heselden - also an inventor) did fall off a cliff on a Segway accidentally when he tried to make room for a dog walker to get past him on a presumably narrow path.

Scott Duchesne

I love it when Kenny waves. It’s so sweet and genuine, and a contrast to Spenny’s faux empathy.

Aaron

Kenny is always good to his friend, Spenny is a rapist to his friends

Marky Darky

it wasn't the inventor of the segway that died, he's alive and is some genius and was in that documentary "slingshot" .. it was just the dude that owned the company that died.

Josh Neilson

After reviewing so many of these, I think you’re finally starting to understand why we love the show so much Kenny!

jc fett

am i the only one that thinks spenny looks like shaggy from scooby doo in this episode

Bobby C

Blurring Tzafi's face at the end, is fucking hysterical.

to this day, "ask your dad, i dunno" is my go-to response when i dont know the answer to a question

KENNYISAGOD

these are great

Spenny's Grandsonson

SPENNY LIVES IN ONE NOW SO YOU SHOULD TWEET AND ASK HIM\

Spenny's Grandsonson

FUCKING BREAD

Spenny's Grandsonson

bump the minimum to 10 bucks a month so you can afford more content. spenny is spending all the money on tranny hookers and no feeding me and Terrah anyways ! even if you lose half the subs financially it will be worth it and fuck the cheap skates!

Erick Liang

Fucking capri pants

Jack AG

top tier episode, the "ryan" stuff is gold

Chris

Finally! Lmao. I've been waiting all day for this. Even stayed up past midnight saturday hoping to watch it right away haha.

Kenny Hotz

Live for Yarps!

James Urban

There goes Zeus

Spenny's Grandsonson

I am spennys grandson what do you expect retard!

Spenny's Grandsonson

Ya meanwhile spenny can even support me ! He’s a deadbeat!

Let's see the VHS content

Tony Tomarchio

You both are cretins

Tony Tomarchio

Kenny has supported a 20 year old show with ongoing content in a way unrivaled in other media. As fans of KvS, we are super lucky.

Alex Farner

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Spenny's Grandsonson

Grandpa said mime semen. It’s a common mistranslation. He loves to suck off tranny mime’s!

Spenny's Grandsonson

I have seen spamerica’s videos and he makes a lot of false equivalencies. Saying the show is fake means it’s staged. He never provides compelling evidence just things like the pot was broken so spenny must have touched the ground. That’s not compelling evidence and all the humiliations are shot WITHOUT edits. If they were to fake the show wouldn’t they fake that ? Rather than just have irrelevant sub plots ? Spamerica throws shit at the wall to see what sticks. It’s entertaining but it’s not compelling and all speculation.

Spenny's Grandsonson

I am paying 10 bucks a month great grandpapa ! How did you escape nazi germany? It’s all your fault spenny molests me every night! You abandoned him to start a world war!

Spenny's Grandsonson

The show isn’t fake grandpa is a terrible actor have you seen single white spenny?

Marco

This is as fake as when kenny pretended to get shot with a taser.

hahahha jews throwing pennies at each over, Kenny is a comic genius

I would love to see a cummentary of who can live in a van the longest 🤞🤞🤞

Spenny's Grandsonson

Good point honestly even if Kenny was humiliated it makes spenny look like a sick fuck asking him to do that. Ironically Spenny was humiliated more here 😂😂😂

jessica

Omg, I just realized something about this humiliation, in fact this was not a humiliation but a fantasy for Spenny because he is into incest porn, holy fuck, poor Kenny he took advantage of you for his pleasure in this humiliation for sure

Spenny’s Dad

Everyone upgrade your status NOW so Kenny can get more money and show us the old tapes lol

positivhataren

Still wondering what Spenny meant with "I love *my* semen".

Spenny's Grandsonson

No thank you ! Subscribing allows Kenny to feed us since my dead beat grandpa can’t!

Moist Chungus

I still sing the “balls are achin’” song to this day when warranted.

Mandrew

These two Mondays of the month are the highlight days that I most look forward to. Thank you

Steven Collins

This is easily a top 10 episode, possibly top 5.

Spenny's Grandsonson

Grandpa prefers to cumINTerry spenny's other pug

SammyIsNotCool

If your talking about kvs analysis I think he's cool, I don't think he's trying presume anything, just using facts and some educated guesses to paint a clearer picture of what COULD have happened. You can tell he's a real big fan.

Spenny's Grandsonson

I agree where are the live streams kenny ? I miss those. The live streams with spenny are lame please do it alone he doesn’t answer the serious questions like why is my neighbours pugs missing ?

jessica

Keep giving us great videos/shows/livestreams and I will keep giving you money. Would love to see the other videos you have. Can’t wait for personalize videos 😉 thanks for sharing and entertaining us for so many years, can’t wait to see what you have in store for us ❤️

jessica

Fucking gold!!!! Everything about this one is a classic. Clockwork orange is one of my favourite movies. The way you incorporate it into the show absolutely brilliant

Spenny's Grandsonson

If the show was fake they would fake the humiliations not the show people are retarded ! I wonder why there’s no conspiracies about the humiliations being fake 😂😂😂😂

Spenny's Grandsonson

You should have broke all of spennys stuff infront of him when he was on the sex swing 😂 big opportunity lost there!

Remi

See ya on the poop deck semen boy is so underrated

Danny Akbari

Dudes’ a complete loser btw

Jeremy

Still one of my fav episodes. The bond villain/ryan stuff just gets me

Danny Akbari

It’s called a cummINtary fyi

Riley Weston

Kenny there are so many people who want to see you and Spenny on Price Is Right and early Helmut.

Laszlo

Do u think you'll do a cummentary for Who Can Get Further With The Other Guy's Mom?

Marco

How can you still say that ending was real? That one guy on YouTube debunked you

Tom

One of my favourite episodes from the series. Thanks for the laughs Kenny!

Ywir

Thank you Kenny!

Mike

But how did wolfish die is still the question at hand haha

Mike

Boom