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Commentary - Who Can Wear a Dead Octopus On Their Head the Longest?

🕑 Added 2023-08-27 04:00:02 +0000 UTC

Comments

dan James

The cat story is epic 🤣

Brandon Hubbard

That hat would be amazing to have I can't find one anywhere though 🤣

Amanda Villeseche

Season 7 yay

AdamCharow

Make ai do a season 7

Justin Pitchuck

I prefer the basement

Levi Guise

Do commentaries for every episode. Love it

William Coombes

Keep doing the cummentaries!!!

Jeremy Thrasher

Yeah thanks… for nothing, Crossroads.

Trevor Michaud

Spenny was tripping balls lmao

DontTellMeWhySir

Speak for yourself please. I loved the commentary

Hannah

Aww we’ll never get van :(

Ryan Vandal

I give a fuck.

Suzy Jones

I actually love the fact that you are in your basement. It's much cooler this way

Robert Johnson

Just gonna tell you right now, no one gives a fuck about the kind of film you were using. You're supposed to talk about what was happening in the bloody episode, instead you two are just going on and on and on and on about shit that literally no one but you cares about, or even understands.

Chace

you ok man? seeming a little unhinged in the comments

Mikey Michael Robin

you need a kitty like the one on your mug to catch all the mice. fucking rip their heads off.

Chris Sage

Who can stay in the van the longest was actually a sweet episode. I wish there was a real winner for that one

Wilderness Wayne

Imagine living in a place with rats!

ValeZ

the commentaries under the commentaries?

ValeZ

Van is great! Most are better than OctuP

Robert Salbreiter

I like these commentaries but you should do the ones that were done on the dvds. The dvds were just spenny screaming the entire time and you pissing him off. There was never any real commentary on those 🤣

kyle gawlik

Commentaries are the meat and potatoes here don’t stop doing them.

Herbert Hancock

Please don't stop making commentaries. Trailer works is unnecessary the basement is perfect. Season 7 should be interactive somehow like a real life Black Mirror and at the end Spenny becomes lobotomized.

Peter De La Cruz

Hey Kenny, just a thought, maybe do a fan poll on YT or patreon between like 4 episodes you're interested in watching and talking about. Fan interest + you only do things you're interested in.

Teis Markfoged

The production that studio made was mediocre at best. The lighting/angles were super plain and boring. I genuinely prefer this setting, even if it's a fucking pain to setup properly in a cramped space and you're forced to 'just' do a 1 light 2 chairs and lets go kind of setup. Background: video/photo-journalist who's probably setup lighting and filmed 100+ interviews

Mario V.

He said it just to tease us German fans. Please come to Germany already, Kenny. We won't hurt you. Can't say the same about Spencer. ;)

kjul

By the way "Elton vs. Simon" was the German adaptation, not the UK one ;)

kjul

Do whatever you like, the more content the better. But never stop the commentaries, they're the stuff I'm paying for. Thanks!

Witch

Watched this episode with some buddies while we did shrooms once.

Nathan

Burying the lede on the Van mention. One of my favorite episodes, so I hope it’s able to materialize~

JscoLP

You gotta do cummentary for ToTW placenta

Josh Neilson

I don’t care where you guys are filming from, I’ll always watch. This way has way more charm than a boring old studio

Gondi

what ever bro. let these guys roll like they want. how about they do shit?

General Hoo Phlung Pu

Saying “My body became like a clock” had me laughing crying LMAO

Mark K

Kenny I love ya but you have to stop cutting Sebby off, take look at the most egregious one at 1:00:50, you did this through the whole commentary. Let the man finish a thought and contribute memories that you may have forgotten

VirtualJester

I've watched KvS back to back for years. Seeing new commentaries were coming, around Xmas last year I joined the Patreon and man, I've been holding off until there were a few, but DAMN! Thank you and Sebby, and crew, for not only just making commentaries, but full blown stories and actual quality content. As a long time fan, plus someone who grew up before corporations dictated what words were allowed, like how Jim Florentine talks about if Special Ed appeared in a pilot for Crank Yankers today, it would be shitcanned, I relate to so much of what you guys talk about. It's also delightful, truly, that you're both aware of fans being more well versed with the shows and numbers, etc, as we watch them often. Watching these commentaries, it feels like reconnecting with an old friend and sharing laughter at the brilliance that we all miss. It has inspired me to pull out a fan project I was working on before YouTube started deleting all the KvS videos a few years back. Fwiw, my favorite episodes fall into 2 categories. 1) Stand alone 2) Long time reward. Like in It's Always Sunny, where after about 5-6 seasons, there's the episode where the camera pans to Dee and she's an actual ostrich, that would be how I'd define category 2. Think I've included the ones I return to the most. Season 1 is more tame, as has been discussed a lot in commentaries/etc, so I generally leave them longer before rewatching them. In no particular order Stand alone: - Chicken on head - Fun - Fish - Arm Wrestling - Funnier - Gorilla - Goat - Stain - I personally would call this the one I watch the most. It has everything, "I beg you, change the channel." "They will change the channel if you don't get your shit together" "I'd like to get my shit together and mush it in your face" hahahahahaha - Wrestler - Touch Breasts - Soldier - Obese - Fart - Cow Long time reward: - Naked - the OG commentary, where you said it was the best thing ever, then Spencer called you a sadistic piece of shit, gold. That episode feels like Spenny was mentally already 5 seasons deep. - Bone More - This, this is sublime. What you did to Spenny here, my god. - Imitate - Probably for me, the personal best episode. Again, it's earlier on in seasons, but feels like it was filmed many seasons later. Priceless. - Boner - the guy at the end, then the humiliation with the joke, hahahaha - Be mean - drugged himself, enough said. - Cockfight - Spenny's crew laughing at him whipping it out, hahaha - Who Can - the commentary nailed a lot of this - Weed

MurkySeb

That was awesome

Benjermaine Freeman

Would be awesome to fly Uncle Bobby in for the day and film all the episodes with him in them or would be hilarious to get Gavin in for who is the coolest, that might convince Spenny to come along? haha we can dream.

Dante Carouso

sebbys a dirty old man!

Andy hill

Who is cooler was always a favorite for me. The fact that Spenny dumb enough to believe you became a junkie in days just to make him lose his cool was absolutely hilarious.

Jordan Johnson

This was better than trailerjerks. I don’t even care that you’re doing commentaries on episodes that have commentaries already, it’s a whole different vibe when you and Sebby are doing it. After you’ve done 88…89? Commentaries, a weekly open phones livestream would be cool!

Timothy-Jack Williams

Do not stop the cummentaries

Spenny's Therapist

I genuinely don't understand the appeal of doing the commentaries from a big empty warehouse? This one was already cooler with the show props in the background. I actually thought trailerworks was sebby's company or something

Mike

Yeah honestly this format is totally fine, I feel like they're going to have to reshoot Van though.

rxn

Fair enough, no need to apologize. Your guys excitement for the eps is a huge draw and reason to watch IMO. Pausing would be good though it'd blow out the length for each cummentary so might not be viable.

Chairman Meow

Fuck TrailerWorks!!

Paul McDonald

"We're all doing the best we can" in your case is kind of..GOAT. I didn't know there was a xmas episode until watching this. It made my Labour Day yesterday. It's great, unless you have your head up Santa's bum under the mistletoe. I also found the pilot yesterday, you two were doing awesome stuff right off the bat- Spenny puking on his date after all the cringey white-knightyness was honestly divine comedy. I appreciate you a bunch Mr. Hotz (and everyone involved), thanks for working so hard! PS I just love saying "yarp yarp!"

Julian T

I remember staying up watching KVS on cbc I was probably 9 or 10 years old. I remember seeing the commercials for the shows debut and I got all my friends hyped up to watch the new comp each week. Our favourite episodes were always the raw childlike competitions like: stay awake, don’t touch the ground, don’t laugh, don’t speak. They had the essence of “keeping your hand on the car”. Classic challenges. However beer, weed, imitate, mean and baby are Canadian television gold. Spenny’s drunken fall in beer is just one of a kind.

Rwwalker Seven

You could film this in the back of a seedy hotel where they steal peoples' kidneys, I wouldn't care less. Content is king. Where you shoot it doesn't matter.

Brooke D

i also just joined for the cummentaries. keep on cumming!

AForwardintime

Love the videos dude! The episodes are good because of the people in them not because of some production studio.

Matthew Stocco

I love all the commentaries ! Please don’t stop them. They brought me to subscribe

Tom

Do who has bigger balls cummentary! Also I'm am really only here for the Kvs commentary

Justin Trudeau

Do all episodes

Rick

The commentaries are literally the only thing I give a shit about dude... C'mon.

HongKongFuuee

Fart episode

David Atkinson

Kenny vs Serial Rapist

H8 Making Names

I'm hopeing for a Cummentary for most/all episodes! Keep em coming

Nate Melo

Love all the behind the scenes chat w Sebby, Kenny. More stories and stuff if you can - the commentary is a bonus!

Danny Akbari

Hahah

Kenny Hotz

Yup

Kenny Hotz

Sorry we're just so blown away watching the show. It's sometimes it's impossible to talk when you're so focussed on watching an episode you haven't seen in 20 years.

Spenny's Grandsonson

Ymca to spenny stands for “young molestable children anywhere” Spenny never gets caught because his penis is too small to leave evidence !

Josh Meads

You should keep doing these! They're the shows that we all look forward too.

Danny Akbari

Very informed of you for a life long molested child of Spencer

Spenny's Grandsonson

Spenny tries scaring me out the closet the same way!

Grinch

I loved that bunny rabbit jump scare trick lol

Grinch

Someone on youtube mentioned "auto audio ducking" so that when you are not speaking the show audio volume goes up, but when you speak for commentary the show audio volume goes back down. That would help us hear everything better.

Spenny's Grandsonson

Ya man awesome idea! It will be impossible for Kenny to tell who is Kenny in the imitate episode tho!

Spenny's Grandsonson

Ya it’s funny spenny acts like the competitions do not matter because Kenny cheated but cry’s like a bitch every commentary lmao

Spenny's Grandsonson

They don’t give out ymca cards to convicted pedophiles so spenny doesn’t even have that !

Daft_Cat

Don’t be too hard on yourself, Kenny. Take solace in the fact that in 100 years from now someone somewhere will be watching you spike your best friend’s OJ with acid. And for what it’s worth, when I went to school down in LA about 10 years ago, all of my American buddies knew about KvS. And it wasn’t some fringe obscure shit either. You’re not forgotten and never will be.

Maverik13

I think the commentaries where you don't just do the commentary but talk some other stuff/give extensive insight where it fits work nice as a "mini podcast". Not sure if you guys have enough material to do a full on podcast, since you already did the sirius show which probably most people here have listened to. In other words, keep going like this, its great. Definitely also do Testees.

Brennan

More commentary.

Matt Simp

This worked Kenny, keep them coming jew

For Frodo

hiatus? kenny got more 5 years the most. He needs to do them all NOW ehehe

For Frodo

We want more cumm!

jessica

Ooo my that is way too big for me!!! Once you go blonde, you know you’ve done no wrong 😉

Thephantomliar

Cummentaries are the best! Don't ever stop, maybe put it on a hiatus but never stop! Make it grow, more cast, more facts, longer episodes just dont stop!

jessica

Oh shit, well I am not paying child support, I just ran out for some smokes and milk be back soon

TxPunkRockGuy

Welp now I’m pregnant. Thanks a lot Patterson!

TxPunkRockGuy

On second thought maybe it was a Kenny & spenny commentary 🤔

Spenny's Grandsonson

Ya blondie ! 😉I am unlovable but ask grandpapa I am molestable! I have a HUGE 6cm dick like spenny revealed in the the nude episode!

jessica

The cult is growing!!!! All hail Kenny!!!

jessica

We are going to need a bigger hose to put out this fire 😉 that’s my joke and I will be here all week!!!

JUST ADD NUANCE

Please don't stop making cummentaries. I don't mind them being in the basement. The cummentaries are why I subscribed.

TxPunkRockGuy

I agree with other ppl commenting, keep shooting in the basement! But put more of the memorabilia in the background! And stop selling it off! 😂 make replicas and sell those haha maybe a miniature version of the virgin statue, reprinted kvs posters, etc etc anywho

TxPunkRockGuy

Someone get the firehose! Oh wait lemme just pull my pants down. Aaand scene. That was my joke in the style of Kenneth Joel Hotz. Thank you.

TxPunkRockGuy

They were arguing about whether they'd done a commentary for this episode already and I think they did. I feel like it's an old one because I specifically remember the part where Spenny is dancing in his underwear outside, Sebby laughs and goes "he shit his underwear" and the guys go off on how the network wouldn't show his shitted pants. Or maybe I'm totally making that up in my head? 🤔 my point is maybe they went off on so many other tangents because subconsciously they knew they'd already done this one? Maybe? Some go look at the previous cummentaries, I'm too lazy lol

TxPunkRockGuy

Hehe...van reference

TxPunkRockGuy

They have a few of those old commentaries with Spenny on YouTube. Personally I enjoy the stuff with sebby cuz no one is taking over each other and yelling 😂

James Urban

Imitate is definitely one of the best episodes. 💩 👴

James Urban

I like the new set.

Far2noble

I like the new setup, i mean the other looked better but this is better then an ally

jessica

Everyone needs love, even the unloveable 😉

p d

Sebby wanted to punch you in the face Kenny for keeping on interrupting his what could have been brilliant anal-ogy

YonYaul Barry

Please redo the episodes that you did DVD commentary for! We'd love to hear it without spenny screaming over everything!

Brody

Hope to see more commentaries!

Zach

This set is so much better this trailer works, keep up the good work, Kenny, sebby, and Marco! Best cummentary yet

FlatlandFatty

Nice as always. Elton vs. Simon was in Germany Not the UK right?

Kennereth

That would've been great indeed. More of their interesting banter without missing out on any cool facts about the episode itself.

Liam Row

I love the commentaries Kenny keep up the good good work, the main reason I’ve subscribed. YouTube uploads of commentaries got me hooked

Ywir

I like the new place. Last set was kinda stale. I think if Spenny were more helpful and productive, season 7 could have happened. Don't be so hard on yourselves. You did your best, while Spenny did nothing but be a burden.

Spenny's Grandsonson

what about for spenny's inbred grandsonson? 😉

jessica

Thank you 😊 keep them cumming!!!!! ❤️🥵 for Hotz!!! And that’s got to be bs about not getting any because if I was your wife I know I would be on that every hour lol 😂 makes me sad to hear that because everyone needs their needs met and even more when your older 😉

Mandrew

The basement has a much nicer ambiance than the trailer twerks shitty setup. Please do continue the cummentaries, they are absolutely hilarious and great fun, and bring a lot of joy to us die hard fans. Whatever you guys decide to do, we'll be appreciative and supportive just for more content. Cheers

Nate P

Honestly I dig the set up. The astatic and free from style of this commentary has a more KvS feel to it.

SoFlyBmOr3 .

I love the cummentaries for sure keep doing those but I would love for you guys to do all the ideas. Podcast triumph of the will etc keep it coming Ken and Sebby I'll always support ☝🏾❤️

Spenny's Grandsonson

Let’s all leave negative reviews! I can’t believe they dropped kenny !

Spenny's Grandsonson

True bro my deadbeat grandpa is a piece of shit for not participating I just want to hear kenny rip on him and grandpapa over defend himself

rxn

I love cummentaries but this ep could have been about any episode, it felt like there was so little talking about whats actually going on in the episode. I still enjoyed it but it feels like a missed opportunity, I'd love to know more about Octopus or even just have Kenny and Sebby react to it while watching but that wasn't the case here :( Pausing the ep to to go off on tangents then resuming and talking about the scenes would be perfect.

jessica

Meat and fart are my favourite episodes, but this one is a fucking classic lol I showed my best friend this episode first because she never seen the show before and she thought it was hilarious. Love the cummentaries also, the home vibe is way better, keep giving us gold and we will keep giving you gold 😉

Daddy Cheeseburger

I was 13 and saw Testees before I knew about KvS and thought it was the funniest show I had ever seen.

Marco

call it "The gas chamber"

Marco

Lets try to get all the episodes done first lol. They didnt even finish the first time around.

Laszlo

That Kenny's got a mouth on him

Alex

please keep on going with these cummentaries <3 greetings from germany

Ronald J. Bateman

Loved this. Fuck Trailer Works. Keep it in the basement.

scars glistening

my older cousin showed me the show when I was like 11 or 12 when it was on canadian netflix. remember watching the gorilla suit episode and it getting awkward during the vagina monolith scene

Spenny's Grandsonson

Thanks for revealing spennys dads name was Vince someone please troll as Vince! 🤣 😂😂

Jack

Keep going on the commentaries. This was still great even though it wasn't as polished as the trailerjerks ones

Jeremy

exactly. less has always been more with KvS and when it's been at it's best. I'd watch them do these in a phone booth

Big man

I don't think anyone cares where you guys film the commentaries. Honestly I like the basement more, it suits the KvS brand better lol. Especially with some of the old props in the background.

Jeremy

I WAS FUCKIN..... WAS BORN, MAN

Big man

Same brother, just ripped at fat one

Spenny's Grandsonson

Watch dahmer to see a tour of spennys items! They convicted the wrong guy!

Spenny's Grandsonson

And commentaries for the old commentaries and commentaries about different stages of spennys life would be great!

Spenny's Grandsonson

Spenny isn’t involved in the productions he never was In The edits so that wouldn’t make sense how about The “Rice food bank “ because Kenny feeds me my deadbeat grandpapa doesn’t!

Spenny's Grandsonson

PLEASE DO NOT EVER STOP THE COMMENTARIES I AM STARVING KENNY! SPENNY CANT FEED ME WITHOUT YOU!!

Spenny's Grandsonson

No you didn’t you gave me drugs too ! You taught spenny how to get milk from the store and never come back too!

Danny Akbari

This whole thread has become so exorbitant, in a great way, for the common public mind like Spencer and his YMCA membership

polo

did kenny just admit kvs season 7 would of happened if he didn't do testees

Kenny Hotz

yup im getting that ready

Kenny Hotz

haha!

Chad

Triumph of the Will Season 2!! I was lucky enough to get a sealed copy of the season 1 dvd, not easy to find. Would def be interested in that.

Justin Trudeau

Spenny doing drugs I'm disappointed I raised you better

Rory Collins

Love the commentaries hope you don’t stop them completely Kenny! Look forward to seeing what you do going forward too

Hannah

No jacuzzi?

Raahk47

Hey Kenny, Sebby. Love you dudes! Been a fan since 04 and I can only speak for myself, but I’d listen to your stories for hours. I’m down for a podcast. Especially if you can invite some previous members of the show like the crew, editors, wack packers, or anyone else like bobby or goldfield. That’s my vote. The commentaries are great but I enjoy your stories before and after even better to be honest. Keep the content coming and your cult fan base will do our best brothers! Rock on 🤟🏻

Hannah

Kenny giggling thru every episode is exactly why I love these cummentaries. Feels like I’m watching w a fan

Hannah

Kenny always not remembering how many episodes there are 😂

Davis Alanen

Lol that shAkira shirt is legendary

Leif H

1 - Van is a great episode and deserves commentary. 2 - Sebby's cracking me up every time he says so-and-so is here c'mon out

Matthew Allen

When you say “stop the cummentaries” I hope you mean take a break and come back to them later! I think we all want to see every episode covered eventually.