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Commentary - Who Do Old People Like More?

🕑 Added 2023-11-05 00:49:32 +0000 UTC

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Doctor Doom - (Formerly Dr. Feynman)

Benny and Hunny Sherman were murdered because they were going to expose Trudeau's and Canada's complicity in giving uranium to Iran. They held all the parties. All the fundraisers. They knew it was wrong. Trudeau killed them.

Doctor Doom - (Formerly Dr. Feynman)

Make Yarp Yarp the top tier 2024 🇨🇦🏀

Jeremy Thrasher

What about “Who do Phillipino Trannys like more”? Oh wait, never mind

William Coombes

Now we know if Kenny starts flexing with 100k, he's just giving out rusty trombones

Rewatching this again and I realised I also have an Encyclopaedia of Jewish Humour from Biblical Times to the Modern Age from my great grandfather

Steven Irvine

New ones are amazing, tell sebby he's doing a great job and his clothes are 100% off at my place joke got me laid

Michael G

Grow a spine

Herbert Hancock

same

Herbert Hancock

your cumment is extra gay

Herbert Hancock

we love you too Kenny

MattY

Imo Lenny wasn't even needed

Ax Man

“Cummentary” was wack the self gay jokes shit isn’t humorous it’s degrading .

Spenny's Grandsonson

Worth every penny? You aren’t as spenny fan are you? Please upgrade your subscription I am starving kenny feeding us! Hopefully I get a present this year spenny is so cheap he said santa isn’t real to save money 🥲

Steve

He can call it Hotzcast

The name change was needed

Spenny's Grandsonson

Spenny sympathizer ! Please upgrade kenny feeds me because spenny is a deadbeat!

Paul McDonald

Yarp yarp!!

Paul McDonald

'I have to grow up' hits like a loved parent telling their kids they have cancer. Instead, ring the bell with Yarp Yarp's hammer Kenny. You've always been way less violent than Spenny which really is the fundamental maturity anyways. God, you're such a joy bringer. PS "Spencer Lice" on the script - hahaha PPS "..and so you don't breed with them" Somebody tell Spenny, eh Sebby?

Spenny's Grandsonson

If you’re ever having a good day and want to be taken down a notch just think of what spenny does to me to make me this fucked up 😢

Spenny's Grandsonson

I want a documentary on grandpapa first narrated like an episode of forensic files lol could you imagine ?

Hannah

Kenny please start a podcast. And just tell us stories

General Hoo Phlung Pu

I just love how Kenny actually treats the ladies to a nice day out, instead of boring shit like learning about finances at 70 or doing excercises.

Trevor B. Morris

Whenever i am having a bad day which is everyday...i come to Kenny and Sebby for a little Happenis.

Spenny's Grandsonson

BRO IMAGINE WHO CAN BE MORE RACIST IS THE OPENING SEASON 7 EPISODE! THAT WOULD BE FUCKING WILD BRO

Spenny's Grandsonson

Ya without Kenny spenny wouldn’t be able to send me child support!

Alexandros

Thanks Kenny. You're honestly one of my biggest aspirations and I try to form myself after you a little, but I try no to be too autistic about it. Love hearing about your work behind the show and the thought and heart you put into it. Your commentaries keep me motivated God Bless b <3

Spenny's Grandsonson

Very true 😂😂😂 honestly tho let’s be honest kenny put a lot of work In the show while spenny just took abuse and molested me every night!

Spenny's Grandsonson

Was the goof spenny? Sorry he is such an asshole!

Spenny's Grandsonson

Thank you but can you please upgrade your patreon? The money goes to feeding me because spenny spends it on booze and sexually dissatisfying other tranny hookers like grandma tara!

Lol Kenny saying he needs to grow up wearing a Ben Dover shirt. Classic

Awwww Kenny we fucking love you too!! I have watched everything since 2007 when I discovered you. I don’t ever comment but the end of this commentary made me. You’re the best. Don’t stop the commentary or videos.

Dcrv

No honestly, thank you! I'm 40 next year and have never joined a Patreon in my life. Have always loved the show. Actually Kenny we met and chated briefly at the rhino yrs past but you were scared off by some goof I was with. Anyways, I'm really into these Sebby talk/behind the scenes. Oi just funny as always!

Jim Lahey

Gotta appreciate how Kenny says at least once in every new commentary: 'This is the best scene/thing in the entire series.' He is the biggest fan of his own show...!

Spenny's Grandsonson

Can you please upgrade! I am starving ASSHOLE! Kenny feeds us because spenny cant!

Adam BONESAW

The 69 bit reminds me of a bit I heard once about a guy getting all pissed off and threatening to suck a dude off for calling him gay. The thought being he'd make him nut so fast from a BJ That the other guy is now considered the gay one

Spenny's Grandsonson

spenny says the same thing to me everynight ! 🥲

Donovan Eckstrom

yarpyarp

Kenny Hotz

Live For Yarps!

Kaitlynn Strain

"Okay Kenny, I love you Kenny, I want to be baby Spencer Kenny 🍼"

Love the new commentaries. Keep them cumming

Mikey Michael Robin

i wanna cum on your cummentary

rxn

>can't call them cummentaries anymore, I have to grow up >2 seconds later >this is the land of the great eagle Uglugkuk Love u both <3 Edit: How do you know if your dad is gay? His dick tastes like shit.

Andy hill

Wait, those old women were Jewish?! Oy Gevalt!

Spenny's Grandsonson

spenny is too old to get it up anymore and he still molests me !

Bobby C

You've grown up, Kenny. You have a family, a career, you're allowed to be funny.

Mikey Michael Robin

wait'll he turns 69.

sellout, you got too old for cum jokes at 65. Doubt

Spenny's Grandsonson

It is because they humiliate spenny which is awesome and the only way I cum! It is his fetish seriously spenny likes to be abused only thing that explains why he still accepts being the end of Kenny’s jokes 😂😂😂

Clancy Murphy

Bonus* -- The legendary "5 guys in a limo" sketch w/ all those guys who did every movie trailer VO in the 90's... -- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JQRtuxdfQHw&t=18s

Clancy Murphy

I remember doing that Don Lafontaine style, "You get the whole seat but you'll only need the edge" quote in elementary school in the early/mid 90's but I can't find where it originated for the life of me... Was it a movie trailer or a monster truck rally tv ad or something else entirely? (I also remember a later spinoff, "Your theater won't need AC because of the chills" for some kind of horror/thriller trailer...)_

Spenny's Grandsonson

Bro I hope could you imagine 😂😂😂 all women arguing who spenny abused the most and who was the most sexually unsatisfied and why? What’s spenny gonna do if Kenny calls them ? Nothing. Kenny is finally in charge it’s no longer 50:50 for spenny to drag him down MAXIMUM CONTENT PLEASE

Spenny's Grandsonson

Ya Sebby adds context if spenny ever comes back they can’t get rid of Sebby he’s more important they should have Sebby as a mediator and have a mute button for when spenny interrupts Kenny. All trolling aside all spenny does is over defend himself to obvious jokes. Meanwhile Sebby actually adds contents and brings more colour to the production of the episode

Jeremy Thrasher

Oh God yes… THIS!

Gondi

Seriously. These commentarys lighten up my day. Thanks so much for doing this Kenny.

Gondi

Sebs wood Rolex is pretty cool. I want one.

Tifford

Sometimes I feel these commentaries are better than the show itself

Spenny's Grandsonson

Good idea would love these commentaries on a dvd kenny should sell them! Spenny makes videos too but I don’t think those are legal I did not consent 🥲

Spenny's Grandsonson

Nobody is more thankful than me the patreon puts breed on the table kenny is a saint. The food bank knows me on a first name basis as “spennys 96,973th victim” however now kenny got us the other night a steak dinner with this patreon! It’s the least I deserve after being sexually unsatisfied by my retarded grandPAPA for years !

Spenny's Grandsonson

Wana see spenny’s HUGE 6cm cock? I have pictures on my phone he sends me. It is too small to include his face tho I am sorry ! You will be impressed to see how much a camera zooms in tho. Truth is he uses the telescopes they look at mars to take nudes for me ;) It makes me happy whenever I am having a bad day ❤️ This is why I love grandpapa so much he puts so much effort to make me happy even if he can’t send me money because he blew it on crack and other tranny hookers than my grandmama tara !

Alexander Sprague

funny that you could be a judge for this show now.

Kenny Hotz

its true.

Raahk47

“This is the room where my dad had his funeral” 🤦‍♂️😂 Never change Kenny, never change .

ParrSnipps

I love the new Cummentaries, but the DVD ones are awesome too. Listening to mid-show Kenny and Spenny fight over the classic episodes like "Beer" and "Weed" is like watching an almost brand new episode. Honestly if you did a new Cummentary with Sebby and Spenny, that'd be hilarious!

Tyler Bell

Appreciate the content, worth every cent. 👌 can’t wait till you come back to Edmonton

vesslan

Why aren't there any subtitles this time? Last one has CCs. I can't hear / understand the carrot joke !

Marco

You finally paused the show to talk about a behind the scenes item so that we dont have to pay attention to two different things going on simultaneously

Spenny's Grandsonson

Kenny do the show on rumble or kick and get a bag from them from“irl”streams . They are blowing up honestly don’t need editors I can Jack off to a 72 hours stream of you torching spenny! They are paying all these dumb lame kids like 20m when you guys are way more entertaining Also rumble and kick are don’t cancel people lol they even have the nazi nick Fuentes on there lmao So there’s no issue of them canceling you for jokes ! Vote up for Kenny to reply! Honestly they give people multimillion dollar contracts all the time for 5k viewers we are a patreon at 2k, 5k will be easily reached once the subreddit can watch spenny suffer !

Mikey Michael Robin

tell them kenny vs spenny needs to join the nostalgia club. also you need to be MORE racist. the more racist the better. only one stopping you is yourself. also the reason Spenny is not here because he's a fucking terrorist and he joined HAMAS.

Mikey Michael Robin

that's fucked that Netflix says they don't want to bring back an old show. isn't that all they do now. didn't netflix just bring back a really shitty fucking new that 70s / 90s show. even fuckin fraiser came out with a new season. fuckin toby maguire playing Spider-Man again. Beavis and Butthead are back. King of the Hill is coming out with a new season (RIP DALE)

Jack

Kenny: on old dvd vs new cummentaries - personally I love these new ones way more. It's not as "fresh", true, but you and Sebby have great chemistry and you both remember a ton and actually talk about the making/post production. The old DVD commentaries were mostly just you and Spenny arguing, so even though it was "fresh" in your minds you didn't really discuss the making of the show much in them. Fuck that second banana thalidomide baby; Sebby 2nd mic forever!

Big man

Keep it as commentary

I wish Sebby would just stop teasing us and show his big meaty Canadian feet already. He knows we want it.

Spenny's Grandsonson

I know kenny can't grow up and call them commentaries! it's called a "cum-in-terry" because spenny came in a pug named Terry once!…that I know of 🥲

KENNYISAGOD

LETS FUCKING GO ANOTHER SICK CUMMENTARY!

Spenny's Grandsonson

PLEASE INTERVIEW SPENNY'S EX WIVES KENNY! AND HAVE A COMPETITION WHO SPENNY TREATED WORSE! VICTIMS LIKE MY GRANDMAMA DESERVE A VOICE AGAINST SPENCERS LIES! TARA IS THE REAL SOLID CITIZEN!

Spenny's Grandsonson

cheap bastards! how can you be a yarp knowing spenny has us starving guys!?

Kenny Hotz

Live for Spenny Fans!

Spenny's Grandsonson

Spenny always makes me cry instead! 🥲 ask him why!

AvA Lynn

Thank you 😍

jessica

Thank you, Kenny and Sebby, I was having a really shitty day today and this made me laugh❤️

Spenny's Grandsonson

The only GIC investment spenny ever has been on is my “Giant inbred Cock” 😂😂😂 lmao how much do we have to pay to see spenny’s Retirement fund balance kenny ?

Spenny's Grandsonson

Kenny please change the patreon to “ Kenny with spenny” because you carry grandpapa too much he doesn’t even pay my child support 🥲 please stop letting him use you like he uses me every night!