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🕑 Added 2023-04-03 21:19:16 +0000 UTCyou know, i think it's really in the spirit of april fools to definitely intentionally post a joke piece 2 days after anyone would expect any jokes. if you only saw the title of this post and had the audacity to expect something actually hot, consider yourself a late prankee victim, my apologies 😔
in all seriousness, this is something i wanted to have out actually for april 1st but did not anticipate how long actually rendering fucking lego bricks (and specifically the whole packaging) would take. fun fact, i actually dont have any minifigures in my immediate possession and ended up downloading a 3d model just to get the specific leaned over pose for pear - heres what that looked like:
i wanted to stay pretty on-model and even ended up drawing out the girls minus their hair-pieces as a base, which for some reason i've also included above. by the time i realized how much effort i wanted to put into what is essentially a shitpost, i'd already come too far not to see it through to the bitter end. thats me got the yearly trolling out of the way, back to the normal schedule!
