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The Lunar Towers 17 A & B [POLL]
🕑 Added 2025-07-10 20:22:15 +0000 UTC"Oho! Adventurers?! I’m so lucky! And just after I got paid, too! Hey sluts! Wanna do some Adventurer work? ♡
Lady Yuánzhèn’s been super hard on us lately and this poor Tiger Guard hasn’t been able to go to the Pleasure Hall in Jǐnzhèn for MOONS...So here! I got a “Help a poor, pent-up Tiger guard with your mouths” sidequest riiight there! ♡
How ‘bout this? You cunts give my cock some well deserved attention, and I let you pass without caving your skulls in! Win-win! ♡
An’ if you’re extra good, I’ll even throw a few extra coins your way! ♡"
Hǔ the Tiger Guard seems to have some deep misunderstandings about what your profession of officially license Jade Guild Adventurer is about... I mean, she's basically treating you like some Jǐnzhèn prostitute and offering you to let you pass in exchange for some "service"... Perhaps Yuánzhèn has some good reasons to be hard on her guards, honestly...
Now, the question is, how are you going to handle the situation?
Comments
ColeD
Honestly I'm hoping we TKO Hǔ with Kitesona's unmatched oral skills!
TheKite
We'll have at least ONE fight xD
Silver
Eventually we're gonna get a fight someday and be the one doing the fucking lmao.
