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Joe Bob’s Thought of the Day: Florida Edition, Numero Two-O
🕑 Added 2023-07-10 02:30:40 +0000 UTCDisneyworld announced a new “Fuck Florida” Virtual Reality coaster that sprays key lime pie into the faces of senior citizens right before they’re beheaded by errant Kennedy Space Center rocket launches.
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The Final Destination plot lines just aren't hitting like they used to.
He goes whenever we can!
Deimos Masque
Did JB recently go to Disneyworld?? I hope you had fun!!!!
I'd defintely be down for the key lime pie
Great to see Joe Bob having fun at Disney. Florida hs some growing up to do.
Seems like a waste of a good key lime pie.
GeddyLeeRoth
Stop or my AI will shoot!
GeddyLeeRoth
Final Destination 3...with some pie humor!
Much like Rod Serling hosting their Twilight Zone Tower of Terror, perhaps this new ride is hosted by Andy Griffith, Raymond Burr or Estelle Getty - just to use the new fangled AI to confuse them before certain death.
If it’s VR, I’d go on that ride as long as it had smell-o-vision for the key lime pie!
I'm debating whether the key lime pie would make it worth being beheaded. That tangy lime flavor is irresistible.
Mic key omf'ng
