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178 Getting Killed Makes Me Stronger
🕑 Added 2025-12-03 06:15:01 +0000 UTC"Mm~"
In the Forest of Death, Kairen heard two panda cries and turned his gaze toward a big tree beside him.
Wolon and Fenchu were lifted by the trunk that shot up from underground and were picked up to the treetop.
Kairen flicked himself up from the ground, leapt into the air, grabbed the two little chubby pandas, and instantly jumped down with them.
"Mm Mm"
Fenchu grabbed Kairen's small foot and kept whimpering, with a trace of pleading on its face.
Kairen listened carefully for a moment, then nodded. The little chubby pandas wanted a bamboo forest.
Kairen instantly formed hand Seals: "Wood Release: Bamboo Forest Technique!"
He cut down the big nearby trees, and a forest of towering, lush bamboo replaced the 500-meter-diameter broadleaf woods.
"Mm~"
The two little chubby pandas happily hopped into the bamboo forest and began a bamboo-leaf feast.
Kairen sat on the ground and thought for a moment.
The Forest of Death already belonged to him. Now he could do whatever he wanted—just turn it into a military fortress and become a warlord in Konoha Village.
Kairen slashed his own neck once, restoring himself to peak condition.
Then he created several research-attribute shadow clones and let them keep developing ninjutsu.
Meanwhile, he began considering how to design the Forest of Death?!
Kairen quickly sketched a blueprint: the outermost layer should have reinforced concrete defenses, stopping outsiders from entering.
Inside, there would be a military weapons development base, a training ground, a racetrack, a stadium, a swimming pool…
Anything that could be thought of must be designed in—why? After fighting wars for so many years, shouldn't one enjoy life properly?!
Kairen wanted his home to reach the effect of his previous life, building a paradise that belonged to him.
Also, Kairen planned to relocate the Konoha Orphanage to the Forest of Death to avoid Yakushi Nono being attacked someday. A new orphanage must be built here too.
Kairen stood up and stretched his hand toward a group of corporate slaves: "Brothers, time to start working!"
"Urah——"
Everyone responded excitedly, grabbed shovels, and followed Kairen to work, even singing songs in the process.
"♪Where does a happy life come from♫~"
"♫It must be created by labor♪"
"♪The little butterfly loves to play around♫"
"♫Doesn't love labor, doesn't study♪"
"♪We mustn't learn from it♫"
...
The Forest of Death became a scene full of hard work. Excavators roared, continuously digging the land of the forest.
Kairen designed his villa according to the White House—make it as luxurious as possible.
Shadow clones kept returning to report to Kairen.
"Boss, there's no electricity here. What should we do?"
To use electricity, it must be transferred from the village center, but that small power supply could never support such a huge amusement park?!
Kairen frowned. Among his seven major attributes, only Lightning was missing. How should he obtain Lightning nature?
Receive heavenly lightning to gain lightning spiritual roots, or electrocute himself with high voltage…
He didn't think for long before he shook his head and entered the Infinite Resurrection System space directly.
"Dammit, a Lightning attribute only costs 100 XP, why didn't I discover this earlier?!"
Kairen instantly exchanged.
"Ding!"
"Lightning attribute exchange successful. Congratulations, Host's chakra attributes are now full attributes."
There were very few who possessed all chakra attributes in the ninja world—Kakashi counted as one, the Old Monkey counted as one, Nagato counted as one, and now he must be added.
Ninjas with all attributes were extremely rare—not necessarily absolute top level, but never ordinary.
After obtaining Lightning, Kairen sent a stream of chakra information to Doctor Snake and the Academic Genius, letting them develop electric-based ninjutsu and build a power station.
After finishing everything, he lay on a reclining chair, while Zero Two served him drinks, massages, and a whip.
This is why the words of leaders are all lies—how could they possibly work hard with you, sharing hardships?
The Forest of Death was bustling with fiery construction, like a giant industrial site. The speed was unbelievably fast. In the blink of an eye, large swaths of trees were sawed down.
Kairen had transitioned from a primitive agricultural era straight into a prosperous industrial age, leaping decades ahead.
"Boss, give us 200 Water Release shadow clones—we'll lead some small streams into the Forest of Death."
"Okay!"
"Boss, chakra is running low! Refill quickly!"
"Okay!"
Slowly, Kairen could no longer enjoy leisure time.
"Shadow clone Doctor Snake has successfully built the power station!"
"Shadow clone foreman has successfully built the racetrack!"
"Shadow clone foreman has successfully built the swimming pool!"
...
Kairen was chopped by the Dog-Head Guillotine several times in the process. He created at least tens of thousands of shadow clones. After a full afternoon of work, the entire Forest of Death was finally transformed.
"Earth Release!"
Kairen slapped his hand onto the ground, using Earth Release ninjutsu.
A massive fortress tower appeared at the edge of the Forest of Death, with surrounding city walls—it looked like a small city.
Kairen placed a brownish-red plaque on the tower, reading Panda Amusement Park, with a panda holding bamboo as the logo.
"I declare… Panda Amusement Park is officially completed!"
In an instant, all of Kairen's shadow clones raised their shovels high and shouted nonstop: "Long live!"
"Poof!"
Many shadow clones collapsed onto the ground in exhaustion, unable to even breathe, directly bursting into smoke, streams of information continuously flooding into Kairen's brain.
Kairen's system blocked the fatigue. He looked at his own paradise and showed a satisfied smile.
"Kee——"
Kairen instantly transformed into a gray eagle and flew above Panda Amusement Park.
Through eagle eyes, everything was delightful scenery.
Entering from the gate was a lush bamboo forest.
"Mm~"
Wolon and Fenchu, the two little chubby pandas, lay on a tall bamboo, and when they saw Kairen, they waved bamboo leaves excitedly to greet him!
A small path ran through the bamboo forest, and beyond it stood a giant building, with a parking lot, football field, basketball courts…
That was Kairen's White House.
Two clear little streams flowed through the middle, adding a pastoral charm to the grandeur.
Flying past the White House, a training field came into view—both open-air and indoor.
Next to it was a military base. Clear booming sounds could be heard below. Several WWII German Tiger Tanks roared their engines.
And… and…
Kairen kept flying. This was his dream home, the land of his rising dragon.
Before long, Kairen finished looking, grabbed the two little chubby pandas in his talons, and flew toward the Senju Clan.
He dove down from the sky. Looking at the four-pillar home below—compared to his paradise—the small Senju home no longer caught Kairen's eye.
Kurenai and Shizune were refining chakra at the wooden platform. Kairen did not disturb the two little lolis.
He walked inside slowly, and at a glance saw Tsunade, who had changed into plain clothes. She was currently warming a pot of chicken soup—her figure slender and enticing.
Tsunade bent slightly, and her fiery curves instantly displayed completely.
Kairen glanced at the pert curve of her butt. This… who could possibly resist?!
He hugged Tsunade from behind with one hand, slowly inhaling the fragrance of her body.
A paddle stirred in his heart, ready to ripple the boundless waters.
Kairen's masculine aura entered Tsunade's delicate nose. She recognized him at once.
She gently patted Kairen's hand around her waist and said,
"Stinky, let me go. I'm still making dinner for you all, okay?"
