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402 Adopted by the Second Hokage!
🕑 Added 2025-12-03 06:11:00 +0000 UTC"You shouldn't write books about the Hokage anymore."
Danzō said with a bit of a headache.
"Isn't it good that I'm giving you free publicity?"
Renya had no idea that his book was so good it caused matchmakers to come in an endless stream.
The doorstep of his house was about to be trampled flat.
Hiruzen, who was standing to the side holding back laughter, was instantly silenced by Danzō's cold stare.
He hurriedly lowered his head and pretended to review documents.
"In any case, don't write about me anymore. If you really can't help it, write about Hiruzen."
Danzō said in a muffled, grumbling tone.
After all, the author of this book was Renya.
He could only remind him not to use him as the inspiration anymore.
Even if he had to write, he should write about some decisive, ruthless strong man cutting down enemies on the battlefield.
Not a Hokage who said those embarrassing, blush-inducing lines with a heroine every day!
He was worried Renya would write some kind of heaven-defying story again.
So he directly told him not to write about him.
"Fine, I'll write about someone else next time." Renya didn't refuse.
Anyway, this book was already finished.
Next book, he would write "The Forbidden Love Between Uchiha and Senju."
As for the model for the story, of course it would be those two cavemen who lived together on a mountaintop for decades—
Uchiha Madara and Senju Hashirama.
When the time came, he'd make one of them female, and the work would definitely explode in popularity!
A tsundere Uchiha and a silly-sweet Senju.
Tsk tsk, just thinking about it was exciting!
Immersed in creative inspiration, Renya didn't consider what would happen if things were exposed.
He would probably be slashed into bloody mist by a towering blue Susanoo, right?
...
In the following period, Renya once again threw himself into creating his work.
Locked in the study brainstorming the plot, he already didn't know heaven or earth anymore.
A few months later, Renya's new book was successfully published.
As expected, with the support of capital and the work itself—
"The Forbidden Love Between Senju and Uchiha" blew up.
The heroine's inspiration was Uchiha Madara, while the male lead was Senju Hashirama.
A cool mature-woman Uchiha and a silly-sweet Senju.
The degree of popularity even far surpassed the previous book.
For a while, all the women in the village, when chatting after meals, couldn't avoid talking about the cool big-sister Uchiha and the silly-sweet Senju.
...
Uchiha clan grounds.
"Bastard!"
Uchiha Tanaka angrily tore that copy of "The Forbidden Love Between Senju and Uchiha" to shreds.
The expression on his face couldn't be more ugly.
Someone actually dared to openly slander the Uchiha clan!
How could Uchiha possibly look at Senju?
What a joke!
"Find the author of this book." Uchiha Tanaka's expression grew darker.
He wanted that reckless author to know the consequences of defaming the Uchiha clan!
"Yes!" The Uchiha clansman immediately turned and left.
They might not be able to deal with the village's high-ups, but they could still teach a novelist a lesson, right?
The Konoha Police Force was not a joke.
They could directly slap the author with a crime of spreading rumors and throw him into a cell for ten years or eight years.
...
Senju Tobirama's residence.
"Bastard!"
Senju Tobirama's furious roar came from the study.
"What happened?" Renya curiously entered the room.
These years, it was the first time he'd seen this old man so angry.
He didn't know what had happened.
In Senju Tobirama's hand was a beautifully packaged book.
It was exactly the "The Forbidden Love Between Senju and Uchiha" he wrote.
Renya's expression instantly froze.
Why was this old man reading this kind of book?
Senju Tobirama's face twisted in fury.
This book actually wrote about Senju and Uchiha being together!
Having lived since the Warring States period, he absolutely could not accept such a thing.
It was simply a collapse of etiquette and propriety!
If such a thing were real, they would definitely be caught by both clans and thrown into a cage.
What a joke!
This was absolutely a work created by the inherently evil Uchiha to salvage their reputation!
In the book, the Uchiha heroine was written as a cool, thoughtful woman.
She had won the love of countless people in the village.
It might even indirectly change the reputation of Uchiha women in the village.
The author had no relation to the Uchiha; who would believe that?
Senju Tobirama felt it was fine to portray an Uchiha character, but he must not be together with a Senju!
"Where did you get that book?" Renya asked cautiously.
He didn't know whether this old man knew he was the author of the book.
He didn't dare say anything wrong for the moment.
"I bought it at the bookstore." Senju Tobirama said in a deep tone.
Today, as usual, he went to the nearby laboratory and heard many people talking about Senju and Uchiha on the way.
After a little inquiry, he found out that someone had written a book about Senju and Uchiha.
Out of curiosity, he bought a copy.
The moment he saw the title, he was dumbfounded.
Suppressing the anger in his heart, he opened the first page.
After skimming a few lines, he immediately turned red with rage.
Senju Tobirama instantly lost the mood to do experiments and returned to his study with the book.
Which led to the scene just now.
Renya saw the old man's expression and figured he probably didn't know he was the author.
He secretly breathed a sigh of relief.
But the next thing Senju Tobirama said made his heart shoot back up.
"Kid, go tell Danzō to help me find the author of this book."
Renya: "..."
It's over. Really over.
Never writing fanfiction again.
"Got it."
He pretended to be calm and left the study as if nothing happened.
Senju Tobirama watched Renya leave, then glanced again at the novel in his hand.
After hesitating for a moment, he opened the book again.
Putting aside the backgrounds of Uchiha and Senju—
The writing wasn't bad.
...
Hokage Office.
"Danzō, I'm going to hide for a while. I won't be coming back during this period."
Renya arrived at the office to inform Danzō.
He could no longer stay in Konoha.
On the way to the office, he saw several Uchiha heading to the publishing house.
He didn't need to think—obviously they were looking for information on the author.
He believed the Uchiha would soon come knocking on his door.
Not to mention the furious Senju Tobirama waiting at home.
Renya knew if he went back, there would be no good end for him.
He planned to go rely on Lord Madara for a while.
After the heat died down, he'd come back.
"Everything was fine, why do you want to leave?" Danzō looked at Renya in confusion.
There had to be a reason to go out, right?
"Don't even mention it. The new book got too popular, now Senju and Uchiha are both after me." Renya said helplessly. "If I don't run now, soon I won't have the chance."
"Hmph, I told you not to write such things, but you wouldn't listen." Danzō snorted coldly.
"How was I supposed to know it would turn out like this..." Renya muttered under his breath.
"I'm not talking anymore, I'm running first."
He was afraid if he didn't run, Senju Tobirama and the Uchiha would come to the office.
With that, he hurriedly left the Hokage Office.
Sure enough, not long after Renya left—
Senju Tobirama and Uchiha Tanaka pushed open the door and entered the office.
"Danzō / Hokage, where is that brat Renya?"
They looked around but did not see Renya's figure.
"Renya just accepted a long-term mission. He has already left the village."
"Damn it, he escaped!"
