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183 Getting Killed Makes Me Stronger
🕑 Added 2025-12-06 06:08:00 +0000 UTCKairen took it, rather rudely tore the letter open, and looked at the contents above.
It was a letter written in the format of Konohagakure to the Daimyō, meaning they wanted the Daimyō to come over during the Chūnin Exams.
Since Tsunade said so, he would make a trip to the capital of the Land of Fire to see the prosperity of the big city.
And while he was at it, he would check whether the princess of the Land of Fire was pretty. If she was pretty, he didn't mind going through her backdoor, becoming a royal son-in-law, and changing the dynasty someday.
Seeing that Kairen had already agreed, Tsunade smiled.
She suddenly noticed Kairen glance at her, and that gaze carried a clear meaning of "come to my place tonight."
Tsunade expressionlessly nodded. That kind of pleasure was something she could no longer quit—she had already sunk into it.
Tsunade turned her gaze to Kurenai and Shizune, who were obediently eating, and a feeling of guilt rose in her heart. She was actually competing with her juniors for the same man.
But he… was really bold~
After dinner, Kairen went back to his room. Pangolin No. 1 emerged from the floor.
"Pangolin No. 1 reporting!"
Kairen glanced at him and asked, "Did you get any jutsu from Root?"
Pangolin answered, "I got the late-stage Sai's secret techniques!"
"Sai's secret techniques?!"
Kairen rubbed his chin. Sai's secret techniques were Super Beast Imitating Drawing, allowing the drawn things to become real and attack.
The techniques carried Yin Release transformation and formed a decent ninjutsu system.
Kairen snapped his fingers, and Pangolin No. 1 merged beneath the wooden boards. The stream of information in its mind flowed into Kairen's mind.
"Ding!"
"Super Beast Imitating Drawing recorded successfully, experience feedback 60 points!"
"Ink Clone Technique recorded successfully, experience feedback 60 points!"
"Ink Mist Technique recorded successfully, experience feedback 60 points!"
…
Before long, Kairen had obtained nearly all of Sai's secret techniques, giving him roughly 500 experience points.
Immediately afterward, Kairen checked on the intelligence work of the Pangolin Alliance.
Pangolin No. 2 had detected that Sarutobi Hiruzen had opened the Scroll of Seals, seemingly studying some forbidden technique.
Kairen guessed that the old man definitely wanted to learn a forbidden technique to deal with him. And the only forbidden technique that could deal with him was the Dead Demon Consuming Seal.
Kairen didn't know whether the Shinigami would seal his soul inside its stomach, so he asked the system,
"System, will the Dead Demon Consuming Seal work on me?!"
The system replied, "The system will protect the host's soul. Any attack aimed at the soul is useless against the host."
Kairen smiled and nodded. He really was invincible—physical attacks couldn't touch him, and soul attacks couldn't touch him either.
Nothing big had changed among the major clans, but their strategies toward Kairen had shifted. They would pull him in if they could and avoid offending him.
Best option—select a few pretty girls from the clan and offer them to him.
Kairen cackled, "This, I like!"
After receiving all of Pangolin Alliance intelligence, Kairen turned his head and looked at Wolon and Fenchu chewing bamboo shoots beside his pillow.
He lifted Wolon into the air and asked, "Did you finish today's homework?!"
"Mmm~"
Wolon desperately nodded, but after checking, Kairen found it had only learned two characters—far from passing.
"Dare to lie to me!"
Kairen scratched its armpit, and Wolon squeaked miserably.
Fenchu too. These two lazy little bears spent their entire day eating bamboo leaves.
"Tomorrow you're going to the orphanage. You'll attend classes with Jinrei and the others!"
"Mmm~"
Tickled and helpless, the two chubby bears nodded frantically.
...
The next day.
A pair of wings sprouted from Kairen's back. Grabbing Wolon and Fenchu, he flew to the training grounds.
He had to leave for a mission and needed to arrange the defense of the entire Panda Paradise so enemies wouldn't sneak in and steal his home—or his wives.
Arriving at the training grounds, Kairen took a deep breath. His chakra surged madly, and in an instant he created about a thousand Shadow Clones.
Kairen said to them, "I'm going on a mission. You guys protect my paradise."
"Yes, sir!!"
All the clones responded.
Kairen then turned to Doctor Snake and Academic Genius and said:
"I'll leave one week's worth of chakra batteries. If anything happens in the village, immediately blow yourselves up and send the information to me. I'll activate the Curse Mark and rush back instantly."
Academic Genius nodded. "Don't worry, main body. Leave it to us."
Kairen smiled, then slashed the back of his own head to restore his full state.
Once restored, Kairen immediately created massive amounts of chakra batteries.
Before long, he produced over ten thousand chakra batteries.
After arranging everything, Kairen grabbed the two chubby bears and flew to the orphanage.
Jinrei and the others were still sleeping in, and Yakushi Nono was alone below, washing their clothes.
"What a diligent wife!"
Kairen descended, tossed the two chubby bears onto the ground, and picked up Nono by himself.
"It's you again—can't you be serious for once?!"
"If I were serious, the sky of the entire ninja world would collapse!"
After the two made out for a while—
Kairen snapped his fingers, and three to five clones appeared beside him. One of them wore a white robe in ancient Greek style: Aristo-Kairen.
Kairen said to them, "Jinrei, Wolon, and Fenchu's homework will be left to you."
Aristo-Kairen nodded. "Don't worry, main body. I'll raise them into knowledgeable humans and bears."
Kairen nodded. After giving all his instructions, he suddenly stole a kiss from Nono.
The two shared a long, deep kiss.
Nono pinched Kairen's soft flesh the entire time. Kairen shamelessly endured it until he kissed Nono breathless, then he flew away with one push of his butt.
Leaving behind a blushing Nono cursing quietly, "You damned man!"
Flying in the sky, Kairen wondered if he had forgotten anything.
He had already sat with Tsunade, and Yakushi Nono needed a little more time. Kurenai and Shizune would take even longer.
Who else hadn't "sat" yet?!
Kairen suddenly slapped his forehead. Damn, he really didn't care enough about Kurenai and Shizune—he still hadn't planted his Curse Mark on them.
