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211 Getting Killed Makes Me Stronger
🕑 Added 2025-12-20 06:08:01 +0000 UTCThe expressionless pupils of Susanoo were reflected in everyone's eyes, and an ominous premonition arose in their hearts.
This god seemed to be a bit mentally abnormal.
Just as they expected, Kairen pointed the Fire Trident at the sky, and fire-attribute chakra slowly condensed into a gigantic fireball.
The fireball grew larger and larger, until it was like a massive meteor.
Kairen roared loudly toward the ground, "As humans, you do things that aren't human at all. Today, I, the Fire God, will destroy the world and slaughter all people under heaven."
Kairen swung downward, and the raging flames surged up with scorching heat waves. Many people dropped straight to their knees, shouting loudly for the god's mercy.
The fireball drew closer and closer!!
"Ding!"
"Civilian C has generated 1 point of fear toward you, and licked your shoe soles while saying: 'O god! Spare me!'"
"Civilian D has generated 1 point of fear toward you, and knelt before you saying: 'O god, forgive me. I'll go back and offer you tributes for my entire life!'"
...
"Experience accumulated +1000!"
Kairen dispersed the gigantic fireball, and everyone breathed a collective sigh of relief again.
It's settled! This god is sick.
Next, Kairen dispelled the Fire Trident, took down the Super Gatling hanging on his chest, and aimed the barrel at the crowd.
"Feel the pain!"
Everyone: (||๐_๐)
Even if they believed Kairen was a god, he was still a lunatic.
...
Kairen squeezed the wool a few more times. Altogether, he obtained 4000 experience points from the onlooking crowd that night. Added to what he had before, the total reached 5100 points.
Standing within Susanoo's crystal, his face was full of sly laughter.
"Ding!"
"The Kazahana Daimyō has generated 1 point of complaint toward you, patted your butt, and said: 'This son-in-law has problems in the head.'"
The Kazahana Daimyō held Koyuki and looked up at the crystal above, whispering to Koyuki,
"Koyuki, Kairen's head has billions of tiny problems. You'd better think it over some more!"
Koyuki shook her head vigorously. "I won't… I won't! Even if Kairen is a lunatic, I'll stay with him for my whole life!"
Seeing that all the wool had been squeezed clean, Kairen no longer insisted on stimulating the sheep below.
More than ten had been scared unconscious, and some originally fanatical believers in the god had regained their clarity.
They could follow a god's footsteps, but they could not follow the footsteps of a lunatic god.
Kairen smiled, then lowered the Fire Country Daimyō from Susanoo's left hand.
He said to the group of nobles, "The god is in a good mood today, so I'll spare your ruler!"
"Ding!"
"Noble B has generated 1 point of gratitude toward you, and said: 'You are a good god!'"
"Noble D…"
"Experience +50!"
"Kakuzu has generated 1 point of confusion toward you, patted your butt, and said: 'This kid isn't this kind of good person.'"
Kakuzu, that old miser, mixed into the crowd… Kairen thought to himself.
But his complaint wasn't wrong. The Kairen who opened the Senju Clan Sage Body to deal with him really wasn't a good person.
Under the excited gazes of the nobles, Susanoo's giant hand suddenly clenched the Fire Country Daimyō.
"Ahhh—!"
Flames ignited, screams thundered, and in the blink of an eye the Fire Country Daimyō was burned into a pile of charcoal.
Under the resentful gazes of the nobles.
Kairen shook his head, his face full of the arrogance of a second pillar.
"The god just changed his mind again!"
"Ding!"
"Noble D has generated 1 point of hatred toward you!"
"Noble E has generated 1 point of hatred toward you!"
...
"Experience accumulated +50 points!"
Hearing the inner thoughts of these nobles, Kairen was furious.
"Go and meet the Sage of Six Paths!"
Kairen swept downward with his trident, directly sweeping more than fifty nobles into charcoal.
Kakuzu looked at the remaining pile of charcoal that had been the Fire Country Daimyō and suddenly contributed a large batch of experience to Kairen.
"Ding!"
"Kakuzu has generated 600 points of heartache toward you, and wailed loudly: 'What a pity! What a pity! Heads worth hundreds of billions of ryō—just gone like that! Such a pity!'"
Kairen's pupils fixed on a strange person in the crowd wearing a trench coat and concealing his appearance—it was Kakuzu, who had escaped with his life earlier.
These plot characters contributed quite a lot of emotional points.
No one generated killing intent toward him anymore.
Kairen glanced downward once more. There was no more wool to squeeze.
He flapped his wings, carrying Miroku, Koyuki, and the others as they flew toward the sky.
After Kairen left, Kakuzu quickly ran to where the Fire Country Daimyō had been burned into charcoal, constantly rummaging through that pile of ash.
Unfortunately, the Fire Country Daimyō's face was no longer recognizable and couldn't be exchanged for a bounty!
"Ding!"
"Kakuzu has generated 500 points of heartache toward you, slapped you, and cursed: 'Something worth hundreds of billions of ryō burned away just like that—what a spendthrift!'"
Kairen flew through the sky with Susanoo, thinking that having an emotion-collection function was much better than before.
Just by scaring them a few times and disgusting Kakuzu a bit, he had already collected 6000 experience points.
Miroku's voice suddenly echoed in Kairen's mind, seemingly through its mysterious power.
"Kairen, where are you taking us?"
Susanoo stopped, and Kairen's head buzzed. "Right! Where am I taking you?"
"Ding!"
"Miroku has generated 1 point of complaint toward you, tugged at your cheek, and said you're unreliable!"
Kairen controlled the energy within Susanoo and brought Koyuki and Miroku into Susanoo's crystal control room.
The Kazahana Daimyō looked at Kairen with an odd expression, clearly thinking in his heart that Kairen's head had problems.
Adorable Koyuki hopped into Kairen's arms like a little rabbit, hooked his neck, and kept comforting him.
"Kairen, don't worry! Even if your head has problems, I won't abandon you!"
Kairen was speechless inside. For the sake of experience points, he had given up his character and alone endured others' strange gazes.
This was the path a strong person must walk. As long as I'm not embarrassed, the embarrassed ones are others.
Kairen's ninja path seemed to rise to another level.
Then Kairen looked at Miroku and said, "Didn't you say your country encountered a natural disaster? I'll just go solve your country's problem!"
"After it's done, we'll enter the bridal chamber… no… that's not it!"
"Your people are in dire straits. As the Fire God, I must go save them."
