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149 Naruto Mobile Game
🕑 Added 2026-01-10 06:02:02 +0000 UTC"Is this movement speed for real?"
Kakashi stared at the phone screen. The enraged masked man on the other side was dashing wildly all over the screen, to the point that Kakashi could barely take it.
After activating his first skill, the enraged masked man gains a movement speed bonus. Add super armor and the shell's movement speed stacking on top of that, and it's just insane—he takes off directly!
To put it more intuitively, Kakashi was playing Tiger Skin this round, but Tiger Skin's flames couldn't even catch up to that mad guy!
That's right—he felt like this thing had gone completely crazy, like a lunatic.
Because it was the masked man, Kakashi could indulge in the most malicious guesses.
Although Tiger Skin was forcibly stuffed to death by the opponent's irreplaceable combo, Kakashi wasn't panicking, because now it was his enraged masked man's turn to take the stage.
The new version had just gone live, and he bought this ninja immediately. One test run, and it shocked him—the strength was straight-up explosive.
"Ah! Haah! Yahoo!"
Watching this ninja shout and yell loudly in his hands, Kakashi suddenly frowned.
The voice wasn't quite the same as the masked man's...
Which was only natural. Ever since [Uchiha Madara] went live, everyone discovered that Madara and the masked man had exactly the same voice.
Madara is a person of the Pure Land, while the masked man is a living person, and in the story he even presents himself as Uchiha Madara.
It's hard not to suspect a relationship between the two.
But at this moment, Kakashi felt that this enraged masked man's voice sounded a bit familiar, yet also carried a hint of heavy metallic electronic distortion.
Forget it.
Kakashi felt an inexplicable headache. He wasn't going to dig into all these random things anymore—he'd just finish this match and log out.
Today, Ninja Mobile Game didn't just launch High-Class Recruitment, but also quite a few ninjas, including the enraged masked man.
There were Coupons ninjas, and other ninjas as well.
Basically, all the Shippuden-suffix ninjas were out already, plus all kinds of other limited BC ninjas.
[Tobi] was also a new ninja.
This one looked extremely goofy, and didn't seem to have much strength at all.
Kakashi originally wanted to buy him—after all, it was that masked man—but after learning the acquisition method, he gave up.
And here is where we have to talk about Ninja Mobile Game's new section—also something that could be considered a permanent new event.
Wish Treasure Hunt.
The Duel Arena limited ninjas had been rotated. The first-phase Hundred-Puppet Sasori was taken off the shelves and could no longer be trialed for free, instead entering the Wish Treasure Hunt shop.
Simply put, Wish Treasure Hunt means spending Coupons to buy Wish Coins to draw. If you're lucky, you hit a Wish Gem in one pull; if you're unlucky, you got nothing.
That's right—after calculating this price, Kakashi was completely speechless.
He had played Hundred-Puppet Sasori, but pulling to pity costs 328 Coupons? Why not just go rob a bank?
Right now, there were three ninjas in the Wish Shop. Besides Hundred-Puppet Sasori and Tobi, there was also another Sasori.
"Akatsuki Creation Sasori, huh? Interesting."
...
At the Akatsuki base, when Sasori saw that he had gotten a new ninja, he didn't hesitate for even a moment. He immediately spent Coupons and pulled two Wish Gems.
Why two? Because he wanted to get both [Sasori · Hundred-Puppet Performance] and [Sasori · Akatsuki Creation].
Sasori had been saving Coupons all this time precisely for this moment—this was his main pick!!
Seeing this scene, Hidan was insanely envious.
"Damn it, Sasori got another new ninja. I wonder when it'll finally be my turn!"
"Not just Sasori—me too," Kisame said.
"What?!" Hidan was shocked.
"It's Duel Arena limited. After Sasori was taken off, it's Kisame's turn," Kakuzu had already finished checking.
"Not just me—there's also a rare beast," Kisame said as he opened the Duel Arena shop, revealing two new ninjas at the top.
[Guy · Gate of Shock]!
[Kisame Hoshigaki · Samehada Fusion]!
That's right—this time, two Duel Arena limited ninjas went live at the same time. Players could freely choose which one to play.
"Yo, Kisame, you can even turn into a mermaid now!" After seeing the Samehada-fused Kisame illustration, Hidan immediately started teasing him.
But the very next moment, he clutched his head and cried out in pain.
Samehada on Kisame's back tore open its bandages and stuck its head out, smashing Hidan directly.
Although Samehada only had a huge mouth and no eyes, seeing it stick out its tongue made it feel like it was glaring at Hidan in annoyance.
"Hidan, watch what you say. Don't provoke my Samehada," Kisame said, now the one laughing.
Hidan pouted and stopped talking.
That hit just now had drained quite a bit of his chakra… this damn fish really has a terrible temper!
"Hey, hey, aren't they supposed to be Duel Arena limited? Why aren't they letting people experience them in the Duel Arena first, and instead throwing them straight into the Wish Shop for sale?!"
Deidara suddenly complained angrily. With it set up like this, if he wanted to play Tobi and Creation Sasori, wouldn't he have to spend Coupons to draw? That was disgusting!
Wait—didn't Sasori already buy them?
Deidara leaned over to Sasori's side and found Sasori selecting ninjas, running a triple-Sasori lineup.
So narcissistic! Deidara silently complained, but on the surface he still smiled cheerfully and asked Sasori to lend him the phone to play.
Although you can't substitute-play in ranked matches, using someone else's phone to mess around in the practice field is still fine.
After Sasori finished a match, he was very satisfied with the production of Creation Sasori. The playability was quite high.
It was just that the strength wasn't quite enough. He felt he should give the devs some feedback—otherwise, what was the point if his ninja was always weak?
After Deidara pestered him relentlessly for a while, Sasori finally agreed to lend him the phone. Deidara happily queued up a matchmaking game.
He glanced at the opponent's ninja and found it unfamiliar, thinking to himself—new ninja, maybe…
As mentioned earlier, quite a few new units had gone live—but strictly speaking, some of them weren't ninjas.
[Mifune].
Mifune is a renowned samurai from the Iron Country. His swordsmanship is superb, and according to rumors, ninjutsu is useless against him—because he's just too fast!
[Global Channel]
[Art is an Explosion: Are you kidding me? Where did this samurai pop out from? Is this still Ninja Mobile Game?!]
[CursedSama: Bastard! Draw sword on substitution, draw sword on substitution—can you consider us ordinary ninjas for once?! And that damn crazy kid too! How are we supposed to fight this?!]
[My Kid Bought Me Coupons: Yeah, yeah!]
[I'm Rich, Deal With It: What's wrong with Coupons ninjas being a bit stronger? We pay such an outrageous price—just so we can have fun together with you poor losers? Go eat shit!]
[Want to Invest for Crowned of Fortune: Huh? A rich guy?]
[CursedSama: Aaaah, give me your address! I'm going to offer all you damn Coupons ninja players to Jashin-sama!]
[Niche Coupons Ninja Faith Player: If you're bad, practice more… poor trash, get lost!]
The public chat quickly turned into a battlefield.
Some criticized Coupons ninjas for being way too overtuned; others felt that since the price was so high, what was wrong with them being stronger?
Neither side could convince the other, and the entire chat instantly turned into a pot of chaos, with people everywhere chasing others for real-life addresses.
In a situation like this, if anyone actually dared to post their address, no one would doubt that the other party might show up offline.
Kakashi closed the public chat and sighed.
[Mifune]—he had played him too. Whether it was skill performance or that draw-sword substitution slash, both were more than enough to make him a top-tier pick in the Duel Arena.
Three short-frame dashes, high-speed slashes, combo skills that rapidly stack damage, plus a no-startup upward slash after substitution.
You could say he was a perfect turn-based ninja, able to go head-to-head with Taka Sasuke and dominate half the Duel Arena!
