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🕑 Added 2020-04-06 03:56:06 +0000 UTC
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Jeremy Ball

My Grandma did this to me once. Saw my stupid lanky teenage arse staring dumbstruck at a cute farmer's daughter outside the co-op, told me "You just need to walk up and say 'my name's Jeremy', see?" and then shoved me in the right direction. "My name's Jeremy, see?" It might have worked. In 1923. I... I think I can make a song about this.

Judith Bradford

so there i was trying idly to think of ways people could cheer each other up sharing food we cook when i catch sight of a listing on www.etsy.com offering to send a bag of penis-shaped gummy candies to a recipient of your choice. I think it's meant to be insulting but I'd fall over laughing if I opened a package and found the note advising "eat a bag of dicks."

Ashley

Ooh, so healthy~ Yeah, I think we're probably all stuck in place through the rest of the year. My trip to Seattle never happened, haha... ;_;

Spider

I made some bomb ass grilled blackened salmon today. The skin was perfectly crispy and the meat was nice and soft and just done enough. If I could I'd email some to you! Especially since for obvious reasons my planned trip to Tampa is off.

Ashley

Right? They sound really good right about now. I need to try cooking something tomorrow instead of eating ramen noodles and Easter candy.

Spider

ooooh, even better.

Ashley

It's delicious quail eggs and pork meatballs in spicy gravy :)

Spider

Oh right what's the snack they're enjoying here? It's hedgeapples iirc but are they covered in something? Caramel maybe?


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