Daniel Hentschel
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I AM NOT A BAD PERSON!!!!!
🕑 Added 2023-05-26 14:12:54 +0000 UTCHello. I am sick and tired of the many frequent accusations that I am an "asshole," among many other things.
As a mental health content creator, I possess a unique gift that allows me to spread the healing power I was born with to the entire world.
It is no secret that traditional therapy does not work. I provide clients actual results, by providing you ACTUAL solutions. FOR FREE, might I add.
No, I may not have a "degree," or a "license," or any of the other things that the elite would have you think are required to provide mental health counseling so that they can fatten their own wallets.
My 1.6 million followers (that I received in a mere 8 months) on TikTok didn't just appear out of thin air. My 208,000 Instagram followers were not purchased for me, unlike the Kardashians and many others. They're real people just like you and me. They came, they saw, and they stayed. Because I touched them.
All day, every day, I am inundated with comments about how much of a genius I am. The amount of compliments I receive is so overwhelming that it would cause most people to become psychotic. On the contrary, I'm actually MORE humble than I was before. Because I look at how many people from all different walks of life appreciate what I do, and I'm so electrified with gratitude it causes me to enter an elevated state of being through which I am able to experience emotions and thoughts in their purest form.
This higher plane of consciousness is so pure, it is completely undiluted by the animalistic fodder that normally clouds one's mind. This is how I come up with so many ideas (which people constantly ask me). I'm connected to the nucleus of the universe on a psychic level and the sum total of human intelligence collected over the course of our species' existence flows through me like an electrical current.
Anyway, that’s all to say thank you to everyone who joined the cult. Have a great day!
Comments
Dandelia
SO POETIC
Yudi Vazquez
I’m Catholic so I’m already in a cult. Can I make room for one more?
Daniel Hentschel
Me as well. It is the beginning of something truly beautiful
Courtney June
Thank you king 🙏🏼
Oaklandish
This cult is literally the best thing that has ever happened to me.
Megan Martino
Sincerely grateful for this opportunity.
Daniel Hentschel
ALL CULT MEMBERS - Gus is one of my dearest friends and should be treated with the appropriate reverence
Gus Rachels
Thanks for sharing dan
