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Allo and Ace are on the Case #1 - The Case of the Slapped Banana
🕑 Added 2025-05-11 03:17:27 +0000 UTCI wanted to show Annie nightmarish sex toys on Shein and Temu, and of course that necessitated making a podcast.
In this adventure, our plucky heroes encounter a pig with more agency than either of them feels comfortable with, and a...device? A something, that's more popular than you, dear reader, would dare imagine.
Want to follow along on their adventures? Click below for links!
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https://uppbeat.io/t/soundroll/sneak-in
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Comments
JJ
Shared this with my spouse yesterday. We both cracked up and were wheezing with laughter at several points. ๐คฃ No cats ran from the room, but we received stern/disapproving looks from the older cat and startled/concerned looks from the new kitten. ๐ Looking forward to all the cursed toys in our future. Thank you!!๐
MeganBob
It's showing the cute pig vibrator we talked about. Is that what you meant to send?
Inadequeer
https://us.shein.com/Mini-Cute-Pig-Tongue-Licking-Toy-Female-Clitoris-Nipple-Anal-Stimulation-Vibrator-Female-Masturbation-Couple-Sex-Toy-p-63506637.html i hope this link doesnt get me blocked as spam but it was the nightmare recommended product when i clicked on the link one so I feel like you should also have to see it
MeganBob
!!! Yaaaay!!! I can't tell you how delighted this made us!!!
JJ
I cackled so loudly, my cat ran out of the room!
