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Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road? It's Actually Kind of Dark.
🕑 Added 2025-12-17 09:37:47 +0000 UTCThose of you who have been here a very, very long time (the original video was from 2018, TWENTY EIGHTEEN! TWO THOUSAND AND EIGHTEEN!) may find this video familiar, but it's the perfect kind of nonsense that YouTube shorts loves, so I thought it deserved a remake :)
Comments
shadowscribble
Rando thoughts ahoy! I always appreciated you use shorts for more than essentially advertising longer videos.
Sofi D.
The chicken is not dead, she's just resting. (Wonderful plumage, that chicken.)
Alvin Plummer
On the one hand, I know what you mean.
Alvin Plummer
Her final destination....
Jgeear
Why not give death a meaning and go to KFC
Fenrir Wolfganger
The joke was fowl. (Cyn Virtue used the same pun a different way but I really wanted to say this).
Crochet4Joy
Ah, yes, I remember watching the original and thinking "NOW it makes sense!!"
Fenrir Wolfganger
Chickens are clearly stupid
Carol Wang
I think the image that you used to illustrate the moment "likely to happen....?" shows a fairly rural road with not a single car in view. The roads that chickens would cross would all likely to be rural farm roads and thus in most circumstances, the chicken would be perfectly safe, especially with the road following vehicles driven by farmers who would be disinclined to run over their own chickens. 8-) The first original joke I remember my youngest telling: - knock knock - who's there? - to get to the other side. 8-) 8-)
Allan Olley
To what end did the chicken cross the road? To its final end.💀
Lexy Gabb
Escalate away
Donna Flood
Love the Airplane joke.
John Kitchener
Nah, she's just pining for the fjords
Cyn Virtue
It had fowl experiences.
James Baker
Wow, now I have to spend all day wondering what has happened in that chicken's life that made it suicidal. 😿
CurlyClaire
That never occured to me before...
Haldon Lindstrom
The Jill Bearup Collection: not including the Dead Chicken Sketch
Vert Rewq
Poor mad Hoffman
William Wallace
"She's expired and gone to meat."
Katy
Oh no! Of course! Oh that is dark. Thanks for the video
Jill Bearup
AN X CHICKEN OH NO 😂
shift shift
Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Because chickens weren't invented yet.
Anders
It's resting.
Anders
Recycling is good for the environment. 7 years? You look about the same.
Paul Compton
If, for the usual boring "tech doesn't quite work" reasons, you only catch the last few seconds of this, you might briefly think, "Why would a chicken have an account on X?", "Is this some kind of metaphor about how X is likely to make you want to wander out into traffic?". Upon listening from the start, I realise it's the more subtle version of "Why did the Medium cross the road?".
That Old Dude
Good sir I do believe that chicken has expired
Matthew
This reminds me of the armadillo from rango.
Imiliri
As a non-native English speaker, for some reason I'd never heard the official punchline. But as soon as I did, it made sense🥲 Dark humour is a heck of a thing
Katherine Trill
I told this to someone and they said i was talking nonsense. Glad to find someone who gets my humour!
Ekij
Daleks Balon and Odium answered this one back in 2021: https://youtu.be/ju4nLPBitZs
Lynoth
🤣 oh boy. It says something about me that I am VERY amused by the twist...
