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'Blender Reality' Instrumental Track
🕑 Added 2018-11-09 16:53:29 +0000 UTC Yesterday I posted the Blender song on SoundCloud, but exclusively for you guys, here's an instrumental version for, you know, singing loudly in the privacy of your own home.Production Notes
The original tune had been collecting dust in my musical ideas folder for years. It was initially going to be a song about how a [fictional] ex-lover who's become famous now sucks, in the opinion of the singer. But when I decided to do a musical number at the Blender Conference, I thought it would be a much better use for that melody.
As with most music for Captain D, I arranged it in Reason, but this time in addition to keyboard, I attempted to play REAL GUITAR. I can barely strum a clean chord, but through the magic of countless takes and meticulous editing, I was able to comp together the necessary parts.
I also can't really sing. But I belted take after take in Pro Tools and pieced together the least off-key snippets into lead and backing vocals. For the live presentation I muted some of the vocals/keyboard parts at the end so I could sing/play them live.
Lyrics
I've been dreading the flatness of you and me
X and Y, never evolving into XYZ
Can't afford you now and you won't do what I expect
Would it kill you to let me right-click select?
So let's just end it and not pretend we're cool
'Cause I've been flirting with a more impressive tool
It's Blender, got its own foundation
Built on the people's code around the world, it's easy to see
Why Blender needs no activation
It just gets you closer or further or different from reality
CG experts are never in short supply
Teaching nodes or sharing tips on how to rig an eye
Knowing how is key, but doing is another world
And it also pays better, or so I'm told
So learn the basics and dive right in and start
Creating assets for an epic work of art
With Blender there's no limitations
Only the time it takes to animate and render the scene
With Blender and some imagination
You might just get closer or further or different from reality
In Blender there is an extension
That lets you fill the sky with apple pies real accurately
Just Blender and pure determination
Can get you much closer of further or different from reality
In Blender's alternate dimension
We're gonna plot the course... for open source
With Blender and all the right intentions
We're getting much faster and better and different in reality
Comments
Giovani da Costa
Really liked the way you performed on the conference! Good song also!
Where is just the music video?? The entire presentation was excellent but thereβs your hit!
A genuinely good song ππ©π°
Kerry Aitken
Haha never thought I'd actually enjoy you singing until now...
Steve
multi-talented dude :) The presentation was excellent.
