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Taskmaster - S8 E8 - Aquatic Sewing Machine.
🕑 Added 2023-12-19 13:00:07 +0000 UTCI don't know if you guys see them or not, but the upside down eights in Dailymotion titles drive me nuts!!! Anywho, Taskmaster Tuesday peoples!!!! This season is turning out to be so much better than I could have anticipated! Woot Woot! Happy Tuesday beautiful people! ππ
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Hiya Mandy! Ah yes, π§ that looks like the ABC Favorit font with the upside down 8s π€ 17:59 Greg: βLou, 2 pointsβ Lou: βF4ck off!β lol you can tell Louβs getting ultra competitive now the seasonβs coming to a close, and in recent episodes other contestants claw back a point or two from her early lead π wow her lead got halved since the last* episode! 24:20 Ooh ok so they did count Joeβs red ball catches, even though he broke a hole in his bucket and they all fell out! So no βno bueno!β After all π 5 points for the one blue doesnβt seem worth it! 30:53 Yeah Louβs ecstatic about Sianβs red ball disqualification, it puts an extra 5 points between her and 2nd place Joe. Youβve seen all episodes, so I can say: thatβs gotta be her victory dance right there! π 37:27 Hahaha, Iβm pausing before that Joe induced migraine gets to you, and you say anything π I hear your deafeningly silent screams, thinking about Joe and the two ice cubes lol - why not push the ball with the ice cubes in hand?! Argh! (now to resume playback for confirmationβ¦) He even had two ice cubes Mand, buffer it either side with each hand, no brainer! 46:15 Greg already said Veg, so itβd have to be Veginitis - itchy vegetable syndrome to you π 48:01 Showstopping βanticlimacticβ ending for Paul there π 49:01 I didnβt think you were able to get close to and touch wild dolphins, not in an ethical kind of way at least! Gotta let them be in charge of the experience. And ya donβt want to get them too familiar with the generally untrustworthy humans. π¬ 50:00 Yeah, Paul threw the money off camera into the box seats where a few lucky audience members must have pocked the Β£200 51:20 Sure thing! You just gotta find yourself a big group of kids to launch tennis balls at, you could make it work π€£ Thanks Mandy G
Josh sloan
Yeahhhhh go Paul
Josh sloan
Excuse me you're forgetting romesh aka TREE WIZARD!!!!!
Josh Read
Good choice l. When it comes to volcanoes, South park has amazing advice π
Joshyboiiiiii
ππ romesh coming to our wedding would be wild tho π
Benjamin Taylor-Yates
Haha. ππ Think this British stuff is finally rubbing off on you.
Mandy Cane Lane
Hahaha, maybe, or better yet, Australian! The land down under where everything is upside down. Lol π€ͺ
Mandy Cane Lane
Sian cheated A LOT too. Haha. Screwed Joe over π€£π€£
Mandy Cane Lane
Thank you so much Rudi!! π₯Ήπ€ Hopefully I make you a wee bit less moody π€π€ͺ
Mandy Cane Lane
HAHAHAHHAA!!! I would love to go to Hawaii, but I am scared of the volcanos. Lol. So, anywhere tropical like Hawaii but without the danger I guess π€£
Mandy Cane Lane
Lmao, you guys are wild π€£π€£
JR
Alice would definitely be on my date list as well, excellent choice!
Benjamin Taylor-Yates
I've never noticed that upside down 8. How weird. Maybe they were going for the Spanish theme !?‘¿
Rusty Dog
Can't believe Sian cheated. I'm disappointed :) Amazing that Paul won one!! Glad it happened for him. I could never have imagined the context in which 'aquatic sewing machine' was used.
paul
Haha, classic stuff! π
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There is always parking, just wait for one of them to bend over.
paul
Hahaha, "Hi, I'm a big fat lad and I've got three big fat lad mates... can you book us in for the Crystal Maze experience? One question: are there parking spaces for unicycles?"
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I call it 'Fat lad on a unicycle'.
paul
Haha, nice! It's like one of those psychological ink blot tests. Everyone can see what they want to see in it!
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ππ It's abstract art haha.
paul
Another good random question as always Josh. Man, so many things get on my nerves. Lies is a good answer. My pet peeves probably line up quite neatly with Karl's: lies, bullshit, "fun" (as in "organized fun" as Karl puts it). Probably bullshit for me. It just feels like we're drowning in bullshit these days with the news, the media, the internet, etc. Where's Bullshit Man when you need him? π
Josh Read
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Josh Read
Lateness for me. Drives me insane π€¬
Josh Read
Poor Mandy, we do give the poor woman a hard time π€£yeah I'm sure I will
paul
Haha, Randy Mandy! π "Which five blokes would I like to go out on a date with?" Yeah, cos that's a totally normal question! I think that's why Alice has gotten roped in, so it's not just Mandy sat awkwardly round a restaurant table with five dudes off the telly! Hope you enjoy the Paul Chowdry podcast. If you keep scrolling you'll see he's had a lot of Taskmaster related people on.
Josh Read
She certainly does. She comes across as such a nice polite shy lady too. She should change her name to Randy Cane Lane. That's very true. Cheers for that. I'll have a listen later when I finish work.
paul
She just always has to take something sweet and make it filthy, doesn't she? I like how she included one woman and she picked the woman who, pound for pound, most resembles her! Red hair, pale skin, red lipstick... The podcast is a bit tricky to find for some reason, so I'll put the link: https://podcastindex.org/podcast/3712427 It's called The Paul Chowdry Pudcast.
Josh Read
It was a simple wholesome question and Mandy had to go and spoil it with inappropriate language. That will be a great night out. I didn't know he did a podcast. I'll have to give that a go
Joshyboiiiiii
I'll make sure I get romesh to fly over and sing it live for us ππ
paul
Oh and by the way, I know Paul Chowdry came across as a bit of a dope on Taskmaster, permanently bemused by what was going on, but I've listened to his podcast a bunch of times and he seems very intelligent and quick witted but also very chill and polite.
paul
Also Stevie, is your new avatar meant to be you in a wet suit depicted using a dailymotion 8? π
paul
Happy birthday!! π₯³ 93 eh? What a year...
paul
Good question! I think for a normal night out (trust Mandy to make it a sexy night out) and limiting it to series 1-8 to avoid spoilers I'd go for Noel, Mel, the two Tims Key and Vine and my namesake Paul (Chowdry, not Sinha). If I had to pick the 5 people from a particular series, I think series 1 had the best chemistry. I think apart from Frank they were all mates with Little Alex Horne already.
paul
Haha, but that don't use that as an excuse to cloroform your bunkmate and run off with his body! π
MoodyRudi
Thank you for putting a smile on my face by uploading taskmaster & wilty. There easily the best thing on the telly & your the best company to watch them with. Have a great day yourself.
AWR93
Thank you Mandy and Josh!
Lee Dellbridge
It also happened back in the episode 3 live task when they had to put sleeping bags on and use a skipping rope. She won that task but they gave Iain 5 and Lou 4. I mentioned it on that episode. 100s of episodes and I think these are the only 2 scoring mistakes and both went against Lou lol.
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When you're younger you can eat what you like, drink what you like, and still climb into your 26" waist trousers and zip them closed. Then you reach that age, 24-25, your muscles give up, they wave a little white flag, and without any warning at all you're suddenly a fat bastard
Jeffrey44
It will probably be Tree Wizard as I believe both the bride and groom like that song. I didn't even realise they were engaged. Congratulations to you both.
Jeffrey44
Here is a link to the Taskmaster YouTube channel community post about it. The link will probably only work on a computer... https://www.youtube.com/post/Ugkxkgo9ibubq2BQaJFsmsE_NrbnjZtDeS29
Joshyboiiiiii
WrestleMania night 1 main event, forget cm punk vs Seth Rollins it'll be the random question of the day on a pole match, the battle of the josh's π€£π€£
Joshyboiiiiii
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Josh Read
Random question of the day Β©οΈ Josh Read. Where would you like to go on holiday?
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I would recommend Bird Bites, Dog Cries by Hatebeak.
Josh Read
Yes just to hang out with. They are not just date things. Good choices though. For me Rob beckett, Romesh, Rob Gilbert, Lou and Al Murray
Jeffrey44
I could record it and send it to you on VHS, or if you are lucky enough to have internet access, it should be possible to find the episode online. It will be on the Taskmaster YouTube channel from 3rd January (or January 3 as an American would say). I'm not sure if it will be censored or edited (like removing the breaks) on there though.
Joshyboiiiiii
I'll sue you for copyright infringement π
Joshyboiiiiii
Don't you be stealing my gimmick π€£π€£π€£
Mandy Cane Lane
Those are still date things! Lmao. If you mean just to hang out it'd be Bob Mortimer, Rhod Gilbert, James Acaster, Time Vine, and Jessica Knappet! How about you?
Joshyboiiiiii
I'm gonna assume you don't have social media cause you didn't say dick pics ππ who would ever lie to you tho π₯Ί
Joshyboiiiiii
And theys nobody I love more than you either cutie π€π€
Joshyboiiiiii
Ohhhh ffs π blame Patreon the useless fucker
Mandy Cane Lane
Thank you very much Josh! That is very sweet, and there is no one I would rather be than me! π€π₯°
Josh Read
Yes a night out a meal cinema trip and a drink. Not a night in. You embarrassed yourself there Mandy π€£
Mandy Cane Lane
Lies! (This was meant here!)
Mandy Cane Lane
HAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHA! The app updated the comment as I hit reply! The "lies" was the answer to what irritates me most in life.... I hadn't even seen this comment. π€£π€£π€£π€£π π π
Joshyboiiiiii
Today's random question of the day well for me at least π so when we get married what would you like to the song we first dance too as a married couple?
Joshyboiiiiii
No it's fucking not!!!!! Wow I opened my heart out to you π
Mandy Cane Lane
Lies π
Mandy Cane Lane
Hahahhaha! You are awesome Terje!! π₯°
Mandy Cane Lane
Oh shii.. just realized you said night out and maybe didn't mean it as a date thing. Haha, totally different answer that π π€£
Mandy Cane Lane
5? Oof, let me Google who they are real quick! -- Ok, on Goole now. 5 is a lot π and most of them are too old, (especially now) But let's say I was unbothered by age, or they were all age appropriate. (Yes, I am an overthinker) Not sure the order but : Joe Thomas, James Acaster, Rhod Gilbert, Alice Levine, and Noel Fielding π
Mandy Cane Lane
RIP indeed π
Mandy Cane Lane
Aww, thank you! π₯° And the 8's have been driving me crazy for a while now, figured I'd share. π€ͺ
Joshyboiiiiii
Happy birthday β€οΈ
Joshyboiiiiii
Mandy please just never change, don't change for anyone or anything, your personality, the way you are, your looks are perfect and we're so lucky to have you as a part of our lives β€οΈ
Mandy Cane Lane
Oh, sneaky stuff, did not catch that and am surprised she didn't protest. What was the other time? π€
Mandy Cane Lane
Ouch, you already made me feel old! Haha, but I do like the idea! The issue is where do I get a hold of the episode? π€
Mandy Cane Lane
The TM is too funny π€£π€£π€£π€£
Mandy Cane Lane
"Greg" on a foot π€£
Mandy Cane Lane
HAHAHHAA! How can I trust myself when I can barely remember what day it is? π π€£
Mandy Cane Lane
Hahahahhahaha! There might be a similarity, but I don't hear it. Ricky's abuse is very different than Gregs π€£π€£π€£
Mandy Cane Lane
I feel so identified when people mess up words. Words are hard! π π€£ And the Xfm was so great, I am happy with how that one turned out!
Mandy Cane Lane
Hahahhahaa! Yeah, I messed up on the syllable count, but can't blame me for trying π π€£π€ͺ -- Also you are very welcome Ryan π€£
Mandy Cane Lane
It bother's me way more than it should π π π
Mandy Cane Lane
Hahahhaa! You guys are too much! That hair gif was hilarious, and also -- HOW DARE YOU?? That upsidedown 8 crosses a horrible line. π€£π€£π€£
Mandy Cane Lane
Happy Birthday Darlin'!!!!!! πΌπβ¨π₯ Hope you have a fantastic night and an amazing new trip around the sun! π€
Joshyboiiiiii
Random question of the day. What's the thing that irritates you most in life?
Josh Read
Apart from enjoying the legend that is Mandy, what else have you done to have a good birthday?
AWR93
Thank you Mr 44 .
Jeffrey44
Happy 30th, Arthur.
AWR93
Thank you Josh!
Josh Read
Happy Birthday π π₯³ π
AWR93
ππ thank you Stevie
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I'll say it while Jeffrey is thinkingπ . Happy Birthday fella.
AWR93
I want you to say happy birthday to me jeffery please
Jeffrey44
Are you wanting people to say Happy Birthday to you? I will do, if that's what you want.
Terje FlΓ₯gan
1. Thank you 2. Yes, please make a video like that. I'd like to see it. 3. I like the weather-sharing.
AWR93
What a great treat for my birthday to watch some taskmaster with Mandy!! π₯³
Josh Read
Out of all the past contestants which 5 would you go on a night out with?
Josh Read
RIP to the poor people who died in the storm β€οΈ
Josh Read
I wouldn't have noticed the 8s if you hadn't pointed them out. It's always a good day when Mandy is happy.
Ryan W.
I almost did a spit take at βvaginitisβ π plus just after βwet braveryβ, Greg said something about being nimble, and I misheard it as βnippleβ π
Lee Dellbridge
In the beachball task Lou was faster than Sian but they gave Sian 4 points to Lou's 3 points. That's twice this series Lou got screwed out of a point.
Jeffrey44
Hello there. Bear with me a moment, I think the maths (or math as an American would say) works out here. If you do S08E09 on Boxing Day (or Tuesday December 26 as an American would say) and S08E10 on the 2nd January (or January 2nd as an American would say) you could do Taskmaster's New Year Treat 2024 on the 9th January (or the second anniversary of Bob Saget's death as an American would say) before you start series 9 (or Season 9 as an American would say). One of the contestants on Taskmaster's New Year's Treat 2024 is less than half your age, so you may want to leave it until he isn't, in case it makes you feel very very old. It's up to you, of course. What do you make of that idea, though?
Jeffrey44
Sorry to hear about the loss of your Abraham Lincoln. In the UK, we recently lost our beloved The Queenβ’ so I do have some idea how you must be feeling.
paul
Hahahahah, amazing... π€£π€£π€£
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I can't talk though. I put a wet suit on two years ago, I looked like a string of sausages.
Robert Allen
I think Josh Widdicombe would be the easiest contestant to draw, because you could just write "GREG" in the sand
paul
Hahaha, I think he has! Crystal Maze: The Big Fat Lads Edition!
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I think Jeffrey just found a way to make The Crystal Maze twice as funny.
paul
I like how every week you seem to be less and less confident that you're watching the right episode... π
paul
Haha, Jeffrey to the rescue with a solution!
paul
Hahaha, they're having a laugh though! Who has that many friends? And how many of them would still be friends after they've got locked in in the Medieval Zone with Mumsy.
Jeffrey44
I think they will let teams of 4 play if you are all big fat lads. Phone them up and say I'm a big fat lad and I have three similarly sized morbidly obese friends. What is the worst they can say? Don't forget to ask about food.
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Oh, it says you need teams of 8. I don't think I have that many friends ππ
paul
Is it me or is Greg's excited high pitched exclamation of "It's Little Alex Horne!" not a million miles away from that screechy sound Ricky makes at Robin Ince. I feel like it's the same kind of friendship dynamic, thankfully more benign in the case of Greg and Alex! π
paul
Oh wow, if you're that close to it you should go! The lady "Maze Master" on that website looks a bit like the sole actress from Gay! The Musical... π
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OMG, she does lol. I missed their mention of The Crystal Maze I had to go back and check. I have just learned that this is 20 minutes from where I live... https://the-crystal-maze.com/manchester/. I'm gonna look into it.
paul
Did you notice they mentioned The Crystal Maze near the start of this? This was also the first episode I realized Lou is blatantly dressed as an early 90s Crystal Maze contestant. How did I miss that?
paul
Haha, "wet comma bravery". Personally I could have done without "vaginitis". I mean it's not even a five syllable word! π
paul
I loved that little sympathetic laugh you did when Ian stumbled slightly over the word "Taskmaster" when reading out the card and said something like "Taskmasketerer". Thanks for this and today's youtube video. Amazing how even a few quickly cobbled together dvd ads are still hilarious when Karl's involved. And I like how you teased tomorrow's xfm, can't wait! π₯³
Ryan W.
Well thanks Mandy, now I can't unsee the upside down 8 and I can't unhear "wet bravery" haha!
DahDutcher
Whelp, now I can't unsee those 8's anymore π It's also the same for the 8's in the quality
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I'm glad that the wind didn't get hold of you. At 5ft 3in with that hair, you would have ended up in Peru. π π€ https://media.tenor.com/kLQIu7Uz1-8AAAAC/wind-windy.gif
