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Taskmaster OUTTAKES - Series 7 - Part 1

🕑 Added 2023-12-20 13:00:08 +0000 UTC

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𝙶𝚊𝚛𝚢 𝙼𝚘𝚛𝚐𝚊𝚗

Hiya Mandy! Alrighty, you took an outtake detour! Oh damn! You tryin’ a make my Henry bounce at me and the door with excitement for a W. A. L. K.? Well joke’s on you! I too forgo a debonaire hairstyle, for locks flattened and folded by a pair of noise cancelling headphones! I’ve just exchanged a nonchalant gaze with the guy. The atmosphere here is chill 😎 2:37 Red long johns? Now where could you have picked up that reference? Ooooh, “The Union Suit” aka red long johns 😀 “most often associated with menswear in the late 19th and early 20th centuries” But why red? If you’re stuck out in the woods stripped down to nothing but your skivvies, the red union suit makes your predicament a little more obvious, and in need of help. Well that was one opinion anyway! Regardless, they seem like they also became standard issue for US soldiers in WW1. 4:52 What would your attempt at being scary go like? I reckon you’ve a lot more bark than poor Jessica here. 8:04 Alex - eating everything in under 5 minutes? Thats just made up for one of his lame time-measuring equivalences - Greg took him to task on it though 😆 7:00-8:30 What’s with the solid minute and a half of tapping your cheekbones? 🤔 13:33 Mandy: “I can’t even remember what happened in the actual episode!” Ok, let me remind you what happened in the *actual* episode Mand: https://youtu.be/yvS5_FG2zag?t=2089 it’s a timestamped link 👍 Now… the only thing left is to remind you what happened in the outtake you watched so long ago I’m sure you’ve forgotten already 😀 16:08 Mandy: “So they *do* do two series a year!” Ouch! Yes Mandy, Yes! 😝 Communication Breakdown! Or am I just having a fever dream 🤔 Sometimes I despair 😞 I’m such an elephant, 🐘 elephants never forget. 23:05 Glad to hear there’s no issues there. Yeah, nah I don’t like it either. You always speak fondly of yours. Clearly he did right by you. 25:23 A pig does laundry and picks up his toys: https://www.nationalgeographic.co.uk/video/tv/watch-this-pig-do-laundry-and-pick-up-his-toys (I had to turn ad blocker off for video to appear) NatGeo 😢 27:23 Mandy: “Everything before today is just a fever dream, I don’t know if it happened, was It real? I don’t know what happened, who knows?… Lots of confusion up in here lol” - Hi, I’m Gary! Pleased to meet you 😊 No regrets G

paul

Maybe "you" weren't in control but your "onion!" brain kicked in! 😉

mcegan

As a chaos lover, this will definitely an easy winner for you. In season 2 (not a spoiler! none of this is mentioned in the show just podcasts/interviews) a contestant broke their collarbone filming an unaired task, and that wasn't even the reason it wasn't aired - another contestant did something so wild they legally couldn't broadcast it 😂

Josh Read

Not a word of apology, all she does is look at me with her big brown eyes as if saying why did the pretty American woman do this too me 😪

Mandy Cane Lane

HAHAHHAHA!!! All very true!! 🤣🤣🤣

Mandy Cane Lane

Aww, love that you think I can control my narrative and the things I add. 🤭🥰 Makes me feel powerful. 😅 Haha, thank you Paul!

paul

Because their owners are busy watching an American woman watch TV online... 😆

Mandy Cane Lane

HAHAHHAHAHAHHAA!! Now THAT is an idea Paul!! 🤣🤣🤣

Mandy Cane Lane

Also, why are the dogs let down? They must be walked!!

Mandy Cane Lane

Hahahhah, that is actually a good one!! 😈🤣🤣🤣

Joshyboiiiiii

I assume you're not talking about thongs btw 😅

Mandy Cane Lane

Yay! I like when things are easy to access. I am bad at interneting. 😅🤣

Joshyboiiiiii

I think I'm getting that and the American version mixed up 😅

Mandy Cane Lane

Is it? I have heard all good things before this.

Joshyboiiiiii

Nooo drinking gravy, sprouts and broccoli sounds delicious 😂😂 jk x

Mandy Cane Lane

Hahaha! Damn! Was the tone not enough??

Mandy Cane Lane

Excuse me? I "squeak"? 😅😅

Mandy Cane Lane

Hahaha, that sounds awful!! 😅😅😅

Joshyboiiiiii

Well my ex girlfriend hates you through jealousy and I'm sure my mam will love you once she gets to know you 😅😂

Mandy Cane Lane

Well dang, I am now hated by exgirlfriends and moms. 😅

Joshyboiiiiii

Yeah I'm better now thanks to you ❤️❤️ how are you today?

Mandy Cane Lane

Oh no!!! 🤣🤣🤣

Mandy Cane Lane

Lol, this was 3 days ago, are you better now? Did my comedy heal you? 🤪

Joshyboiiiiii

It's at normal speed and I didn't wanna be constantly 7 months behind, it was my aim to completely catch up by the new year and rn I'm only a month behind

paul

Nice! 😉

𝑭𝒆𝒊𝒔𝒕𝒚 𝑺𝒕𝒆𝒗𝒆

I wanted a thing. This is my thing😁

paul

Greg sounds like a total liability as a flatmate... or roommate as Jeffrey would say an American would say... 🤪

paul

Really enjoyed today's xfm. I think that's about as weak as the xfm shows get. I don't mean that in a negative way, I still thought it was great, I just mean that the rest of it is much better (as I recall). And your anecdotes added a lot. It was almost like you sensed the xfm show was a bit light and insubstantial so you added in extra Mandy to pad it out. 👍🏻

Jeffrey44

Your Mam (or Mom as an American would say) has a point. If you are watching Mandy Cane Lane videos from 20:00 (or 8pm as an American would say) until your bedtime then you are watching too many Mandy Cane Lane videos, or maybe you are watching the right number of Mandy Cane Lane videos (average of 1 per day is the correct number) but at the wrong speed. Either way, that's not healthy. If your Mam can hear Mandy Cane Lane laughing at 0.2x speed then it probably sounds like the devil's laughter and no Mam wants to hear that coming from her little boy's bedroom. No wonder she is so worried about you. She probably thinks you are being groomed by your internet friends to become a Satanist. You do hear about it.

paul

Haha, your creative use of your avatar is cracking me up Stevie!

Josh Read

Will be good to see it

paul

I always watch the day's youtube and patreon videos back to back so I can never remember which of your stories was from which video... oh by the way, you need a little jingle for your anecdotes about Argentinian life. "Oooh, chimpanzee that! It's Argentine Anecdotes with Mandy Cane Lane!" Maybe combine it with the Brentian double finger pointing down at the hot seat gesture. Well, not that, obviously, not that... but something...

paul

Aww, how many poor dogs all over the world just got excited and then let down by Mandy's cruel prank? What's on the cards for tomorrow? "Hey Siri, play Never Gonna Give You Up"? 😋

mcegan

Taskmaster NZ is phenomenal! They just started adding it to the official youtube so all of the 4 current series will likely be there when you've gotten through the mass amount of you UK you still have lol

Joshyboiiiiii

No no no taskmaster nz no no please no it's fucking terrible. I'll never call you mommy

DahDutcher

Jokes on you, my Dog doesn't understand English, only Dutch >:)

𝑭𝒆𝒊𝒔𝒕𝒚 𝑺𝒕𝒆𝒗𝒆

I always wear headphones. I treated myself to a new set just the other day, so not only did my dogs not hear you, but it no longer makes me jump when you squeak. Great reaction as always Mandy. Thank you🤗

Joshyboiiiiii

I'm fairly certain lil Alex horne is chatting shit but if he's not I guess he could put his Christmas dinners in a blender and just drink it 🤷

Joshyboiiiiii

Ha 2 cats so fuck you 😜 btw I do normally watch you from like 8 at night till I go too sleep and even when I have you on quiet my mam can still hear you laughing so I do need to listen to you via earphones, my mam doesn't like you very much 🤣🤣