Taskmaster - S9 E2 - Butter In The Microwave.
🕑 Added 2024-01-23 13:00:08 +0000 UTCOk, so I am going to level with you guys, it is 4 a.m. and I am exhausted and I have no idea what to write and I am just hoping I uploaded the right episode. LOL Fingers crossed I didn't mess up! Enjoy!! =)
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Josh sloan
Theys something about rose ๐ for me it goes Alice, rose, Aisling ๐
Mandy Cane Lane
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Jonathan Davies
Yes Mandy..we do ALWAYS have butter on our sammiches and toast! Or as we would call it over here..โbuh ahโ ๐คฃ
Robert Allen
I won't say how well you picked. But I think that Ed's one slip-up almost overshadowed how badly David did in that episode.
Mandy Cane Lane
Hahahaha! I love that you randomly brought Rusty into this Steven ๐ ๐คฃ -- So cool! Will definitely tie up my hair and try! Thank you ๐๐ป
Mandy Cane Lane
"Flying Wish Paper" sounds so magicallll! โจ๏ธ I don't think anyone can argue butter makes EVERYTHING delicious, but oh my will it take a toll if you don't only use it on special occasions! I unfortunately did not understand the 1,2,3,4,5 keyboard taps ๐ ๐ฌ So glad my laugh gets positive feedback, always worry with that one ๐คช I will most definitely try butter on a sammich now. And dang Taskmaster editors!! Sneaky buggers! Lol.
Stevus
The floating paper thing can be very easily done with nothing more than a t-bag! Take out the staple and remove string, empty tea leaves (but don't waste them โ๏ธ), the empty tea bag can now be straightened out into a tube. Once you've formed it into a 'rigid' tube it should sit on its end on a flat, ideally fireproof surface, and you just light the top and watch the sorcery commence! And please Miss Mandy, keep your lovely hair out of the way! ๐ฒ and Rusty, if you have lovely hair too, ditto.
Mandy Cane Lane
Also this is extra confusing because you commented this on Taskmaster ๐
Mandy Cane Lane
Maybe it was her boyfriend's house? Or maybe they forgot because it's a new season. ๐คญ
Mandy Cane Lane
Hahahaha
Stevus
'Autdoors',๐ค sounds like a bona fide, genuine, faux, fake to me... wait... does that make it real?
Rusty Dog
Haha Mandy ๐ My advice is not to use sticky cheese. ๐ No worries, I'll wait. The fact that it's spelled wrong on your T-shirt is awesome. Hehe.
Jeffrey44
Yes, I would never lie.
Joshyboiiiiii
I prefer Deadpool cause of his shear banter
Mandy Cane Lane
Hmm.... I think Spiderman. I like his innocence and how he handles all of it while just being a kid
Mandy Cane Lane
OMG!! Yesss!! I started that and got stuck on the cheese and then forgot! ๐ ๐ My bad!! -- Also it days say that but it is misspelled. It says "autdoors" (I just realized when you made me check) ๐คฃ๐ ๐คช
Mandy Cane Lane
Also yes, her hair is amazing! ๐๐ปโจ๏ธ
Mandy Cane Lane
Hahaha! How times change, no? The other day a friend had the audacity to suggest we get together after I get out of work at midnight. Like, I would love to, but hell no ๐ ๐คฃ
Mandy Cane Lane
Interesting! I believe that is news to me too! Seems like a funny couple though, 2 comedians? Must make for great outings! ๐๐ปโจ๏ธ๐ค
Mandy Cane Lane
Haha! Love that I get to teach you guys stuff too! ๐ Never had butter in a sammich though. Gonna try one day! ๐คช
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Aaaaaaa!!!!!! Im 2 mins away lol
Benjamin Taylor-Yates
We'll all be sat in pub drunk off our tits and someone will say...so who was gonna pick Mandy up from the airport?... The look. "Oh shit." - Scramble.
Mandy Cane Lane
Oh snap! Did I pick well then? ๐ฎ
Mandy Cane Lane
And yes, that woman I drew had trouble regulating her body temperature ๐คช
Mandy Cane Lane
Hahahaha!! You guys are hilarious! I would LOVE to be on Taskmaster and I would give it my ALL. But I do not think I would win. I am clumsy, forgetful and unlucky. Lol. I could also see myself being fiesty at Greg. I would never be rude to Alex though. ๐
Stevus
I actually believe that. ๐๐ค
Jeffrey44
Excuse me, in the episode 'The Dinner Party', didn't Jen live in a house large enough to host a dinner party? In this episode, she seems to live in a small flat (or apartment as an American would say). Why did her housing situation change?
Mandy Cane Lane
Hahahaha! I am actually very much entertained by myself. I crack myself up all the time. ๐คช
Mandy Cane Lane
Hahaha, dang it! So it's just me? ๐ Pretty sure my American brothers haven't heard it before either if that counts for something ๐คช
Joshyboiiiiii
My apologies, it's been around 115 questions so it's difficult and you probably missed quite a few with the comment system changing ๐
Mandy Cane Lane
Lol, you have asked me something similar before Josh. Longest to heal was a broken clavicle!
Mandy Cane Lane
Is she really? That is so cool!! ๐๐ปโจ๏ธ
Mandy Cane Lane
Also glad the Jeffrey/Josh bit got sorted ๐๐ปโจ๏ธ
Mandy Cane Lane
Hahaha, you guys chat away! I love that you all started getting along and I usually have a laugh reading all the nonsense. Lol ๐คช๐คฃ๐ค
Mandy Cane Lane
Ahh great, glad I am contagious ๐คช
Mandy Cane Lane
Lmao, you guys make me sound like a cartoon ๐ ๐คฃ
Josh Read
I'm all good yes, healing nicely ๐
Mandy Cane Lane
Hahaha! "Genuine fake" is brilliant! Gonna use that ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ
Mandy Cane Lane
I have been great, thank you! ๐ค More importantly, how have you been??
paul
Sorry Jeffrey, I did talk to my American friend this morning but we got disconnected a lot and it completely slipped my mind to ask about the whole egg on face situation.
Joshyboiiiiii
Random question of the day. What's your favourite superhero?
Rusty Dog
Yep, always butter on bread for me too. But in a sandwich, I only butter one slice and thinly. My sister puts on way, way too much. Yuk!
Rusty Dog
This was a real fun episode. Lots of laughs. You mentioned at the start about all the cooking you do etc. I know someone who invented a chicken/cheese/tomato pie. Hoping one day to get the recipe. ;). Hehe. Did your T-Shirt say 'Get Lost in the great outdoors'? I've no idea what the deal was with that task about the eggs and the humiliation etc. :) It didn't have a punchline, so to speak. The image you said that reminded you of someone, to me it was Spock from Star Trek, because of the raised eyebrow, haha. Ed Gamble for season winner? Ooooh, brave. I hope you're right and well done on getting episode winner!! Enjoyed this one, thank you.
Lee Dellbridge
I love Rose so much. Her hair is remarkable. That team task was one of my favourites because you have the youth trying to be fast and the older people just having a chat and a sandwich and I feel that is more my pace these days.
Lee Dellbridge
Hmmm I thought it was Rowan Atkinson stealing another of his exes.
Stevus
Nor did I! Interesting.
Stevus
Agreed. She got in first, she deserves the recognition! ๐ฏ
Josh Read
Don't worry,we all know it would have been better coming from you. Let Mandy have her moment. You are the real reason we all have joined patreon ๐
Josh Read
I never knew that
Joe D
Someone may have mentioned this before but Rose is James Acaster's ex and their break up is reported to be one of the things that caused his unfortunate breakdown a few years ago. Just a little background info!
Joe D
I was surprised by that as well. Looked on Google and it does seem like mayo is more popular in the States. Also found hundreds of articles with titles like 'Brits SHOCKED to learn that Americans don't butter their bread' lol. Every day's a school day.
Josh Read
That's a good point. We should be more considerate to the poor woman ๐๐คฃ๐คฃ
Joeb Rogers
Since nobody else has mentioned it, I was more surprised that based on your reponse neither the US or South America butters their bread - it's typical across Europe, and I believe also Aus/NZ. You mentioned mayo as if it was one or the other, but we wouldn't use those mutually exclusively, all sandwich/toast slices are buttered, and then fillings and condiments are added, so a ham and mayo sandwich would implicitly also contain buttered bread! Too dry without! Strange I also never noticed this before now, because I've spent the last 5 years living in Canada, and I have so far never noticed a lack of butter usage!
Benjamin Taylor-Yates
Our poor lady here is gonna be up all night reading through us talking bollocks hahaha. Sorry Mandy, much love. ๐
Josh Read
Yeah I remember that conversation ๐คฃ๐คฃ
Josh Read
Oh God could you imagine ๐คฃ
paul
Haha, indeed! Multi-talented Mandy.
Josh Read
Talented isn't she. She can sing, is amazing at art, though I reckon her cooking skills are lacking ๐คฃ๐คฃ maybe the woman she was drawing was hot that day.
paul
The high pitched laugh turning into silent shoulder shaking with hand over the face... classic! I don't have a timestamp, but I like that slow blink she often does to express confusion or just a general sort of "Wtf was that?" moment... ๐
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It's the throwing her head back laughing that did it ๐คฃ 43:29 is the perfect example. Don't get me wrong. I'm not mocking her it's an amazing laugh.
paul
Ah, so it's just her regular laugh? I wasn't sure what it was exactly, but it sounds funny. I was thinking maybe it was some kind of particularly high pitched laugh that she might do on occasion.
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Mandy said she was wondering what I meant by squeak. I should explain so I don't give the poor girl a complex. It's not a squeak. It's her amazing laugh. Before I got my new headphones, her laugh sometimes knocked out the left ear. I would sit there, tapping away at it, muttering to myself, "She's f'in squeaked again." So, she doesn't squeak, but that's why I call her 'Squeaks'. I hope this helps.๐คฃ๐คฃ
paul
I just watched the one called Woman. Very impressive. And of course the woman in the drawing has one of her boobs out. ๐
Josh Read
She won't be rude but she will get frustrated The eyebrow will rise and the head will shake for sure but she won't be rude to Alex. Go to her playlist and they are the very bottom one called speed drawings.
paul
Didn't Karl's dad pop a kid in a wheely bin? Think that comes up in xfm at some point... ๐
paul
And would she be another one of those contestants that treats Alex like their own personal assistant during the tasks? ๐ I haven't seen her drawing videos. Where are they? Are they just on her channel but years ago?
Josh Read
Yeah not being able to hit pause will be a big setback ๐คฃ she will keep getting more fiesty wouldn't she. That is a very good point she will win hands down doing that type of thing. Have you seen her drawing videos on YouTube? The woman has talent ๐ ๐
paul
Haha right! Or when you're lifting a cup of hot coffee to your mouth... ๐ Remember to pause, drink coffee, unpause...
paul
Haha, I could definitely see her getting fiesty with Greg... and getting frustrated at not being able to hit pause. She'd crush the visual/artistic/creative tasks though, which is quite a lot of them.
Josh Read
It's impressive isn't it, just don't watch her when you have a headache ๐คฃ
paul
Ok just watched that youtube clip Josh and I stand corrected (said the man in orthopedic shoes), I'm not sure Mandy could out-squeak her. Man alive, she's got a pair on lungs on 'er. ๐
Josh Read
I'm exactly the same. Apparently she's doing hacksaw ridge next. I found her through the green mile.
paul
Oh yeah, I know who she is. She's nice. She's one of those youtubers I "follow" but only watch her reaction if the film is one of my faves, which unfortunately is not so often. I think I found her via Back To The Future.
Josh Read
Knowing Mandy's luck they won't have a rainbow based task. I bet she will fall off the stage like Jess and not see the second part of the task then argue with the taskmaster and end up with 0 points ๐คฃ
Josh Read
https://youtu.be/DEy5DpvKtFc?si=FLzd3XGHJH9uJ92m jump to 6:55 for highest pitch scream/squeak ๐คฃ
Robert Allen
Ed actually came really close to winning the first episode too. He only ended up second because Rose got the bonus point in the live task.
Josh Read
I honestly don't think she could ๐ค still both are awesome nice people. Natalie does movie reactions you should have a look though turn turn the volume down first ๐คฃ
paul
I bet Mandy could out-squeak her though... ๐
paul
How did you do on squeaks on this one Steve? ๐
paul
Tomorrow I'm talking to an old friend ("oooh fwend") who is American so I will ask about this and report back to you Jeffrey. However, I strongly suspect this is just "Mandy being Mandy" and most Americans do know the expression. By the way, Mandy has sort of heard it before herself as it came up in the IT Crowd recently. Moss said something like "egg and my face are in alignment".
paul
How do you think you would do on Taskmaster Mandy? Would you fancy yourself to win the series? I'm guessing you would nail any rainbow based tasks, although they've probably vowed never to do anything rainbow related ever again after last week's shambles. ๐
Stevus
it's much easier to get out of a wheelie bin if you have an Ed Gamble to pull you out by the hug.
Stevus
Can't believe you pinched my comment! I was all lined up with 'aren't bagpipes without the pipes just a bag?' Ohhhh it was gonna be so sweet. And now what have I got? Yesterdays jam. Old, used up material thats just stale... like a packet of crisps... on a roof. Well, i guess i'll let you get back to 'biting yourself in the foot' ๐ But please, whatever happens, PLEASE don't shoot yourself in the tongue! ๐คช๐ค For the record, i very much enjoyed that. I was entertained! I dare say, even more than you were, for the obvious reason.
Joshyboiiiiii
I've got about 4 vids to watch so I'll have this watched by or on Sunday
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It was used on American TV as early as the 1950s and was heard on the Front Page Detective television series, which aired from July 6, 1951, to September 19, 1952. The phrase originated in the U.S., but the origin is somewhat unclear. Some say it goes back to the theater in the late 1800s-early 1900s when the audience would throw rotten eggs and vegetables at bad actors or actors would smash eggs on their faces to get laughs from the audience, similar to smashing a pie in oneโs face. I didn't get this information from an American person but from an American company. Does that still count?
Jeffrey44
Have you caught up with all of Mandy Cane Lane's videos yet, Josh? When will you watch this one for example? A rough estimate will do. No one is going to hold you to it.
Jeffrey44
Could someone clarify, do Americans not use the phrase "Egg on ones face", or is it only Mandy Cane Lane who doesn't use it? Is anyone here on speaking terms with any other Americans that they could ask?
Josh Read
Or as an American would say, pleased to meet ya ๐คฃ I've always been able to see your comments though.
Joshyboiiiiii
Random question of the day. What's the worst injury you've ever sustained?
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Jeffrey44
Hi Josh Read, I'm now seeing your comments. Very pleased to meet you.
Josh Read
Funny how that always works isn't it ๐คฃ
Benjamin Taylor-Yates
Oi oi! No need for that language: as the Turkish man in Istanbul told me: it's a "Genuine Fake" Prada bag. ยฃ20 well spent. ๐๐ง
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Haha, I'm the youngest so I'm the one who got away with everything ๐
Josh Read
That's why I couldnt find it on my phone. My sister stole my laptop last month so had to make do without it. Bloody little sisters ๐คฃ
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I'm not sure to be honest. According to Patreon, to see the full settings you need to use a web browser on a desktop.
Josh Read
I had to go through my TV which was a ball ache think I've sorted it. There were 2 people from another patreon I subscribe to and 2 gibberish icons. Not sure if they were jeffery44 as I've always been able to see his comments and if I somehow blocked him I wouldn't be able to would I? I don't know ๐ค
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Basics - Account - Email notifications - Memberships - More ๐ฝ That's what comes up on my PC
Josh Read
I've looked at the settings in the app and the website both are different but can't see a more option or anything about blocked users?
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Click on settings and then click more. At the bottom, it says blocked users. Check there.
Josh Read
I've been asked that before. I don't know how to block people and if I have it was a accident. Any idea how I can check?
Benjamin Taylor-Yates
Josh Read: A user "Jeffrey44" asks if you have them on your blocked list? And to double check as they're confused as to why they can't see your comments. Ta.
Jeffrey44
Lou Sanders is a professional ice dancer now. I watched a programme about it on Sunday.
Josh Read
Context is needed ๐คฃ
Benjamin Taylor-Yates
I'll be honest I have had to hide in a Wheely bin before. Thankfully it was an empty brand new one. Problem was...Wheely bins are hard to get out of in general but it's even worse when you make the stupid decision to go in head first. ๐๐
Josh Read
You have an awesome contagious laugh. The YouTuber Natalie Gold's laugh is loudest ever poor woman ๐ฑ
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Ed's drawing looked like an evil Spock with his red eyes. See, being a single Trekkie comes in handy. ๐คฃ๐คฃ I thought Jo Brand was going to be annoying this season, but she made me laugh in this episode. Brill reaction. Thank you for the video Mandy ๐ค
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When talking about the bags, I love how you lowered your voice slightly when you said knock-off, like the bag police were listening. ๐คฃ
Josh Read
Been looking forward to this Mandy ๐ have you been OK?