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Taskmaster - S10 E5 - I Hate Your Trainers.

🕑 Added 2024-04-23 13:00:11 +0000 UTC

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𝖦𝖺𝗋𝗒 𝖬𝗈𝗋𝗀𝖺𝗇

Hiya Mandy, Ohhh Kaaaaaay!…. wow, just wow! 🧡😍🧡 I was gonna say “looks like you’ve been to the wrong kind of repair shop, your hair's come back rusty and damaged! Oh my, those split ends 🫣” but you’re not too sure about it? You poor thing 🤗 Okay, I won’t say that then 🤐 And rest assured, I won’t ask if you need a special license for that fire hazard. Please, just tell me who did this to you, and I’ll have a word with them! 🤬 Or did you get caught in the rain wearing your Tesla Cybertruck Halloween costume? Only joking. Your hair is so beautifully vermilion 🥰 I'm starting to think Elmo might be missing some fur! And I didn't know Cheetos came in hair dye form! Fashion wise: stay clear from green clothes or you’ll look like a leprechaun 🍀 Psst! Just between you and me… are you trying to make sure you're always the centre of attention? 🤔 Seriously though, the color is a beautiful contrast to your pale blush skin, and makes your lipstick look pinky pink! You look absolutely enchanted, and you finally match your fiery personality! 😍 If you’re uncertain about the color, check out these new looks: https://garymorgan.com/MandyCaneLane/united-colors-of-mandy.png 🤓 Katherine throwing herself thru the xmas tree wrapper machine would also have been great distance-wise, if she just kept on rolling 🤣 She launched herself in a wheel barrow, seems legit :) Your weight in stone? 50kg is 7 stone 12lbs, am I close? 😆 Richard’s given the word “tarot” a French twist, emphasising the last syllable, I’d say we Brits pronounce it more like barrow, as in wheel-barrow. … tarrow - tarot. Certainly a silent t on the end there… I’m 110% with you on tarot and astrology readings. I feel so strongly about this, medieval mysticism that should be relegated back to the dark ages 😠 Let sanity prevail! Fuck lost the mantle of rudest swear word generations ago 😆 Raining for 6 days straight then 2 more days non-stop? - you can legit complain about that Mandy 👍 Thanks 😊 G

Joshyboiiiiii

PURPLE!!!

Joshyboiiiiii

Wow how rude Mandy 😂

Joshyboiiiiii

Bad Mandy 😂

Mandy Cane Lane

Thank you so very much TheHigh!! 🤗🧡🧡

Mandy Cane Lane

Hahaha! Thank you! That was actually my first though when I started recording : " I match the set" 🤣🤣

Mandy Cane Lane

Also thank you DriveIn! 🧡🧡🧡

Mandy Cane Lane

Hahahhaa! Sometimes they are the only words to convey a point 🤣🤣

Mandy Cane Lane

Hi Alexander! Thank you!! 🧡🌻 I would also like to take this time to point out that the wheelbarrow stunt was a sham 🤣

Mandy Cane Lane

Hmmm... I honestly have no idea. 🤷🏻‍♀️ Censorship can be very silly sometimes

Mandy Cane Lane

HAHAHHAHAHAHHAHA! Never heard of it as a term of endearment before 🤣🤣🤣

Mandy Cane Lane

OMFG! You guys got me laughing like crazy at work! 🤣🤣🤣

Mandy Cane Lane

Hahahaha! I wouldn't dream of it! 🤪 Also my mom keeps saying I look exactly like Merida 🤭🤭

Mandy Cane Lane

Thank you so much Danny! 🧡 Sorry you had an exhausting Tuesday! 😅

Mandy Cane Lane

Oh wonderful! I am Thank you very much! 🙌🏻🌻

Mandy Cane Lane

I appear to have been on fire this episode! 🤣🤣

Mandy Cane Lane

HAHAHHAHAHAHHAA! Perhapsly 👀

Mandy Cane Lane

Hahahaha! Your humor is unmatched Mr 44 🙌🏻🧡✨️

Mandy Cane Lane

GREEN!!!!

Mandy Cane Lane

Hahaha, just because I didn't show it doesn't mean I don't have one 😌

Mandy Cane Lane

HAHHAHAHAHA! I guess I shouldn't own a microwave then... 😪

Benjamin Taylor-Yates

If we get lost in the Argentine wilderness I can grab your arms and swing you round to attract helicopters. 🤣😝

Mandy Cane Lane

Thank you so much JR! 🌈🧡

Mandy Cane Lane

HAHHAHAHA! Well played Robert, twice! 🤣🤣🤣

Mandy Cane Lane

Lmao 🤣🤣🤣 Close enough 🤪

Mandy Cane Lane

Ohhh!!! I am curious now Sara! 🤣🤣

Mandy Cane Lane

🤣🤣🤣🤣 Elbows

Mandy Cane Lane

🤭🙈 Thank you very much Josh! 🧡

Mandy Cane Lane

Thank you Aza! 🙌🏻🧡

Mandy Cane Lane

Thank you Tony! 🧡🧡🧡

Mandy Cane Lane

Oops 😅

Mandy Cane Lane

HAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHA! 🤣🤣🤣 You cheeky goose 🤪

TheHigh

fantastic thumbnail 🖤🤍✌️ hair is awwwwwesome!

Benjamin Taylor-Yates

There are some peculiar characters in this show. I'd have just taken a run up to the tree wrapping machine and use my trusty face!!! That's a lovely colour. Finally one that matches how vibrant she is. 😊 If it gets wet she'll look like Jen out of the that episode of it crowd where aunt erma is visiting 🤣 Poor Mandy can't walk down the street now without the builders chasing her. Wondering why their traffic cone's running away 🤣🤣

𝑭𝒆𝒊𝒔𝒕𝒚 𝑺𝒕𝒆𝒗𝒆

My doctor said I should get my 5 a day, I thought he meant fruit and veg.

Tony Mingoia

My girlfriend, who is American incidientally, absolutely detests the word. I have to ration myself to no more than 5 a day.

AWR93

Loving the fiery red Mandy 🔥 very on brand with taskmaster! 😅

DriveIn

I love how your no swearing policy stands 99% of the time and then takes an occasional emphatic break 😁 also the hair really suits you, it brings out your inner fire!

Alexander Brown

Great hair Mandy! I haven't done the calculations because my math is bad, but I'm pretty sure the distance mattered more than the weight for Katherine's bagging score. As long as she weighed somewhere in the proximity of average human, the distance she got with her wheelbarrow stunt was still going to carry her through to first. They probably figured that out and so didn't bother weighing her.

BobSandwiches

I wonder if they have to bleep c*nt because it's YouTube? It is a much worse word in the US, apparently. Depending on who you are talking to in the UK, it can be a synonym of f*ck etc. Saying that, there are still plenty of people who will take umbrage at hearing the word. That is why it is generally OK to use it in context on broadcast TV in the UK after the 9pm watershed (tho possibly not until 10pm - there is a sliding scale as to what you can get away with as it gets later in the evening). It's all in the tone and context whether its use is banter between equals, or precipitates WW3 (on a very local scale)...👊🏾👊🏾

DahDutcher

It's definitely you. Women like to swear just as much as men, from my experience they're usually way more foul with their language as well, lol.

Josh Read

They hate that one too.

Stevus

If you don't put 'moist' in front of it, I think it's OK. Cunt btw, not t-bag. Moisture is quite necessary for t-bags, quite a lot of moisture in fact.

𝑭𝒆𝒊𝒔𝒕𝒚 𝑺𝒕𝒆𝒗𝒆

🤣🤣

Josh Read

I did think does he mean tea bagging 🤣

JokerDanny

Yeah it is stupid how the word cunt is bleeped here in the UK (not all the time, it can be said in programs that are specifically for adults like Ricky Gervais' comedy drama After Life but only after 9pm), we are fine with everything else. I mean it's just a cunting word, what's the cunting problem, sorry Mandy but you saying the word cunt unbleeped has infected my cunting mind, how could you?😆 Seriously though I don't get it either, it's literally one of the most used swear words in England, and we even use it as a term of endearment (example: pass me the remote you little cunt).

𝑭𝒆𝒊𝒔𝒕𝒚 𝑺𝒕𝒆𝒗𝒆

No, but ironically tea bagging is 🤣

Josh Read

Oh that. I though bag of tea was swearing term I've not heard of 🤣 Mandy is very good at British accents.

𝑭𝒆𝒊𝒔𝒕𝒚 𝑺𝒕𝒆𝒗𝒆

If you look at the thumbnail there is a teabag. Mandy said, "Is that a bag of tea in a bush" 🤣 In a kind of cute British accent 🤣

Josh Read

Sorry you have lost me there Steve?

𝑭𝒆𝒊𝒔𝒕𝒚 𝑺𝒕𝒆𝒗𝒆

I'd sooner her say c*nt than a bag of tea 🤣

Josh Read

Is it me or is it strange to hear a woman say cunt? Most women I know detest the word.

Feathers McGraw

Well I'm gonna have to get offended on Tim Minchin's behalf, since he's not here, as well as ALL the other redheads out there. What you have there, young lady, is the ginger equivalent of BLACKFACE! So disrespectful. Don't you dare go round thinking you can call other Gingers Ginger! Pretender to the ginge. It's all such a shame 'cause it does look quite lovely.

JokerDanny

🥀Poison Ivy is here!🥀 Your hair looks amazing as always. Nice to sit down and watch some celebrities doing bizarre tasks with your fiery self after an exhausting day.

SaRa

Yup

Jeffrey44

Completely bald IIRC.

Remi

Mandy I don't know if you're a fan of breaking bad if you are please react to this, Karl pilkington in breaking bad https://youtu.be/zsDe7jM_LDI?si=OsLfl95RF6hcQSCD

Jeffrey44

Thank you for the clarification. You mean SK, right?

Joshyboiiiiii

YOU SAID FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!

Joshyboiiiiii

YOU SAID CUNT TWICE!!!!!!

𝑭𝒆𝒊𝒔𝒕𝒚 𝑺𝒕𝒆𝒗𝒆

Mandy, do you remember when I said I laugh when I shouldn't, and you said you are the same? That thumbnail is how I imagine you doing it, looking away hoping no one has noticed.🤣🤗

SaRa

The hair reminded me of a certain someone from series 11.

𝑭𝒆𝒊𝒔𝒕𝒚 𝑺𝒕𝒆𝒗𝒆

I was pleasantly surprised when I saw it on YouTube, I wished her Happy New Hair. What's it like now?

Jeffrey44

MOTHERFUCKER! That's another swearword that is usually bleeped. There is an official guide based on research from Ofcom (the UK television regulator) here (https://www.ofcom.org.uk/__data/assets/pdf_file/0020/225335/offensive-language-quick-reference-guide.pdf - page 5 onwards).

Jeffrey44

I don't follow. Could you elaborate, please?

Joshyboiiiiii

RED!!!!

Jeffrey44

You will be very surprised by Cane Lane's hair when you watch again.

Jeffrey44

Last week you claimed to be the Beast from Walt Disney's Beauty and the aforementioned. That was fine. I'll allow it. You were clearly displaying the prominent feature of your chosen character. This week you are claiming to be Ariel from Walt Disney's The Little Mermaid. This is more problematic for me. We asked one hundred people to name Ariel's most promenant feature. Our survey said Tail (81%), Red Hair (16%), Shell Bra (2%) and Sebastian (1%). So, you see, you failed to incorporate what most people associate with this franchise, the tail, in to your masquerade. I hope you don't see this request as inappropriate, but next week, please show tail.

𝑭𝒆𝒊𝒔𝒕𝒚 𝑺𝒕𝒆𝒗𝒆

I didn't know what else to put. I'm not sleeping again, my eyes watched this but my brain didn't bother. I Will watch it again another day.🤣🤗

Robert Allen

Oh, sorry, I meant to say I *red* it in Douglas's voice

𝑭𝒆𝒊𝒔𝒕𝒚 𝑺𝒕𝒆𝒗𝒆

People who allow a microwave to count down to zero and ping instead of stopping it at 1 second like a normal person should not be allowed to own one. Great reaction Squeaks, thank you.🤗🤗