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The Inbetweeners - S2 E4

🕑 Added 2024-03-30 13:00:10 +0000 UTC

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𝖦𝖺𝗋𝗒 𝖬𝗈𝗋𝗀𝖺𝗇

Hiya Mandy, Everyone’s explained the guns vs knives thing, but what in the actual fuck is the trend of owning a zombie knife - self defence against zombies? I mean, come on! There’s been a few killings with zombie knives in the news the last couple months. Bloody ridiculous. Lol, very odd sympathetic pain for Neil having caught himself in the can Mandy! Tell me, where did it hurt? 🤣 The "No Trainers" rule is common - It’s just one of a few convenient ways to filter out the inevitable male dominant proportion of opportunistic clubbers. If the bouncer doesn't like the look of you, they'll use any number of reasons not to let you in. It makes for a better atmosphere when there’s a balance of male and female in the club, and the bouncers are looking for males with money to spend, and who are dressing well to impress. Some mega clubs in the centre of London get a lot of passing trade. Thanks G

Mandy Cane Lane

Haha, great stat! I only say it because it is so commonly heard. xD

David Williams

Per 100,000 of any country in the world the UK has the 197th place for stabbing deaths, second from last. I'm proud of that stat and no-one knows it cos of the fear of the news.

Connor Ellis

"Bus Wankers!" is UK culture forever now btw.

Stevus

You mean Steve's spider, or what you imagined in your head about the painful peepee?🤭

Mandy Cane Lane

Ahhh, ok Paul, interesting indeed! Thank you for sharing! 🤗🙌🏻

Mandy Cane Lane

Oh ouch 😅

Mandy Cane Lane

Also, those nights out make for some of the best memories, no? 🤪

Mandy Cane Lane

Hi Charlie! I don't believe I have welcomed you yet! Welcome and I hope you enjoy your stay here! 🌈🙌🏻🤗

Mandy Cane Lane

Lol, never seen Die Hard. 🤷🏻‍♀️ I know you are supposed to watch it at Christmas though 🤪

Mandy Cane Lane

Hahahaha! Touché Mr 44 🤣

Mandy Cane Lane

*Grateful reply*

Mandy Cane Lane

Hahahhaa, never forget I am billingual. Lol 🤣🤣🤣

Mandy Cane Lane

That was the most horrific thing I have ever seen in my entire 30 years of living. Also, what on Earth is this thread? 😅

Josh Read

It's like something from the exorcist 😱😱😱😱

𝑭𝒆𝒊𝒔𝒕𝒚 𝑺𝒕𝒆𝒗𝒆

🤣🤣🤣

Stevus

🤣🤣🤣OMG!!!

𝑭𝒆𝒊𝒔𝒕𝒚 𝑺𝒕𝒆𝒗𝒆

It's Mandy's slow sister...Mundy

Stevus

🤣🤣🤣 nice try Mr Read.

Josh Read

Steve, what the hell is that thing??? Quick hit it with a shovel 😵‍💫

𝑭𝒆𝒊𝒔𝒕𝒚 𝑺𝒕𝒆𝒗𝒆

Actual video of Mandy reading these threads. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C3rVDd_kJE0

Josh Read

I don't know what you could possibly mean 🤔 what I do know though is my phone must be faulty. Oh to think Lady Mandy could possibly think such a thing. Oh the shame 🥺

𝑭𝒆𝒊𝒔𝒕𝒚 𝑺𝒕𝒆𝒗𝒆

Good save 🤣

Josh Read

Oh stupid auto correct. It was meant to say glamorous of course 🤗 💅 💃

𝑭𝒆𝒊𝒔𝒕𝒚 𝑺𝒕𝒆𝒗𝒆

I think she means because you said that picture of her looked gormless. 🤣🤣

Josh Read

Why did I go too far?

Josh Read

I was successful in infiltrating the shadowy group known as Steve's against Mandy and the world. However my cover was blown and I have to go into hiding 🥸

Mandy Cane Lane

Lmao, but HEY the Josh Steve went to far! 🤣🤣

Mandy Cane Lane

HAHAHAHHAA! Noted Stuart! 🤣🤣🤣

Paul Helsby

a somewhat interesting fact. the 'tramp' in this episode was quite a scoop for the second season. it was played by Peter Serafinowicz, an already famous and established comedian in his own right. If you watch the Alan Partridge series you will discover him as 'Tex' - a Liverpool Truck Driver with an obsession/adoration for all things American. A great stand up comedian in his own right. I loved him in a BBC sitcom from about 25 years ago called 'How do you want me' that only ran for 2 seasons (thats a british thing about quitting while you're ahead and always leave them wanting more instead of running the show into the ground for the next decade like US sitcoms do), in it he played the mischievous younger brother of a woman who was in a relationship with an Irishman that was an outsider living in this very upperclass wealthy rural English village and nobody would accept him. It was a brilliant show, his Sister in the show was the short haired girl from the movie 'Four Weddings and a funeral' , and she died very young in her 20's from illness. A big loss to UK comedy and the big screen. Her name was Charlotte Coleman. She'd have gone on to make some wonderful British and Hollywood comedy movies no doubt... anyway, thought i'd share as this episode always reminds me of that link. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mwa8adXSR_o&list=PLKk0MsuBjPfiYZvbM9W2-jKryJoXFAL5N

Stevus

Just Steve is fine 🙏

Paul Helsby

Why does Jay keep lying when nobody believes him??? Why does a big fat, ugly bloke see his reflection as say 'oh yeah, still got it'. it's the same answer. Its innate in every mans delusion.

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Jesus Christ Steve!

Josh Read

That's OK then 👌 🙂

Stevus

Pretty sure its Steve

𝖦𝖺𝗋𝗒 𝖬𝗈𝗋𝗀𝖺𝗇

I caught another one https://ibb.co/0VBjGVB 🕷️

Stevus

Which one is he?

𝑭𝒆𝒊𝒔𝒕𝒚 𝑺𝒕𝒆𝒗𝒆

I would sooner eat a live scorpion than touch a spider. Steve from down under can do that, he's used to them.

Stevus

Sounds like a plan👍, just watch out if she starts hurling rotten potato salad at us.

Charlie Walker Jr

I have had equally terrible nights out in my late teens and early 20’s. Never worn tramp shoes though. But had the same talent for not attracting women.

Josh Read

You sort the spider. Steve can put it on her face. Steve and cut her hair and ill grab kitana. Then we all run away.

Stevus

Just remember, if a spider is too small, she'll bully that too. This woman knows no bounds!

Josh Read

That is evil. I actually said fuck off 😠

𝑭𝒆𝒊𝒔𝒕𝒚 𝑺𝒕𝒆𝒗𝒆

https://ibb.co/LRqZkHb

𝖦𝖺𝗋𝗒 𝖬𝗈𝗋𝗀𝖺𝗇

🕷️

Jeffrey44

The animated sitcom King of the Hill also deals with the issue of shoe sizes with particular focus on the variations in the size of American women's feet and Asian women's feet.

𝑭𝒆𝒊𝒔𝒕𝒚 𝑺𝒕𝒆𝒗𝒆

In the movie Die Hard, John McClane (Bruce Willis) takes the shoes off a dead guy. They didn't fit.

Josh Read

Are you saying you don't like Mandy?

Josh Read

Is this Steve, or Steve Steve talking? As long as its not Steve.

Stevus

Fun fact: there is a satirical commentary about that very plot point in an episode of Catsdown!

Jeffrey44

I did some research. On the day in question (21st April 2009), the E4 schedule looked like this... 8:00 Friends (Double bill) Ross delivers devastating news to Rachel. 9:00 My Name is Earl 9:30 The Big Bang Theory 10:00 The Inbetweeners The pals go clubbing. 10:35 Star Stories Kate Moss. 11:05 Reno 911! Officer Wiegel tries to commit suicide. As you can see, it's The Inbetweeners that caused the following programmes including Reno 911! to be shown at a funny time by being in a 35 minute slot instead of a 30 or 60 minute slot. I suspect it's because it had more adverts than the other programmes that evening as it was the premiere and also the fact that it is a British show which are generally longer than American shows. In a 30 minute programme on a commercial channel (i.e. not a BBC channel) we would have one internal advert break but also have adverts between programmes too. We also tend to have 'End of part 1' and 'Part 2' slides before and after a break rather than going straight to adverts as we have broadcasting regulations that say the change between programme and paid content must be distinctive. You see the same in Taskmaster when LAH waves or holds his fingers up

Jeffrey44

If you are interested in a realistic depiction of different people needing different sized shoes, look for a production of Cinderella. It's not only realistic, it's actually a major plot point.

Stevus

hmm, that doesn't really narrow it down though does it.

irreverend

*relatable comment*

Charlie Costa

You actually said "no problemo" loool Great Reaction Mandy

𝖦𝖺𝗋𝗒 𝖬𝗈𝗋𝗀𝖺𝗇

Also Jack Gleeson who played Joffrey Baratheon - caused him to give up acting for a while after that role.

Mandy Cane Lane

Well what a great actor then! To believably play something so different from himself! Reminds me of Tom Felton as Malfoy. Poor kid got so hated on and he is such a sweet guy (apparently). Hilarious he still gets yelled that though! 🤣🤣

Mandy Cane Lane

So picky! I mean, I get the whole "no shoes, no shirt, no service" at restaurants and shops, but who is even looking at peoples feet? 🤣

Stevus

First off, BWAAAAAARK! Second, when you react the way you did to Neil cutting his johnson, its clear you have pictured it in your mind! They don't need to show it.😂 Am I wrong? Third, hows you're bestie coming along with the Dengue? Have the driving lessons started up again? He's really lucky to have you as a friend. I bet he loves you more than we do. He better! Here, i'll try again... wait for it... BWWWAAAAAAAAAARRKK!!! 😊🐔

Wreath35

You are welcome. 😊

Stevus

I wouldn't trust either of them, or the others! But Steve's ok👍

𝖦𝖺𝗋𝗒 𝖬𝗈𝗋𝗀𝖺𝗇

Don't listen to me Mandy, I'm a fraud!

Josh Read

Mandy my account is mine not Steve's 😠

Mandy Cane Lane

And lastly, when I call Kitana I PS-PS-PS and make tiny kissing noises. MISHI-MISHI is when she plays hard to get. And CHH-CHH-CHH is to stop her when she is doing something she isn't supposed to be doing 🤣🤣 She understands all these cues, but naturally doesn't give an F

Josh Read

You know Steve, he's the one that has a picture of Mandy looking gormless.

Mandy Cane Lane

Lmao to that picture!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣 Do I really look like that? 🤪

Mandy Cane Lane

Lmao!! Steve! You went tier and account crazy! Is everything ok??

Joshyboiiiiii

I guess so, it's a play on Ronaldo SUI celebration 😂😂

Joshyboiiiiii

What in the flying gypo 😂😂

Mandy Cane Lane

Hahaha, my only question then is: Why? 🤣🤣🤣

Mandy Cane Lane

OH GOD! That really is wild 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Mandy Cane Lane

🤣🤣🤣

Mandy Cane Lane

LMAO! This cracked me up John! Well done! 🤗

Mandy Cane Lane

Interesting! I guess that makes sense. Thank you Tony! 🤗✨️ Argy is quite dangerous sadly 😔

Tee Tee

It used to be no trainers, no leather jackets, no visible Rockport, Burberry or Stone Island branding. There was a club in my town where you had to be very smart with shoes, trousers, shirt and tidy hair to be allowed in.

Mandy Cane Lane

I am glad you think so 🤗

Mandy Cane Lane

Lmao! That is hilarious! Of all the things to catch on 🤣🤣🤣

BobSandwiches

Do you have a reference to your statistics? I ask because the UK Govt own figures (for 2023) show: 147,140 firearm certificates on issue, a 3% decrease compared with 31 March 2022 500,894 shotgun certificates on issue, a 4% decrease compared with 31 March 2022 516,500 people who held a firearm and or a shotgun certificate, a 4% decrease compared with 31 March 2022 Average ownership per licence is 2.7 for shotguns and 4.1 per firearm. 89% of firearms licences are for rifles or sound moderators ("silencers") used by game shooters. Ref: National Firearms Licensing Management System (NFLMS) The number of illegal arms held will be highly speculative, by definition. [edited "3 per firearm" to 4.1 due to misreading the stats... 😟]

Mandy Cane Lane

Yeah, the US is quite scary 😅

Mandy Cane Lane

HAHAHHHA! This was a wild ride! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Mandy Cane Lane

Also Josh, is suey your version of bosch? 🤔

Mandy Cane Lane

OMG with these accounts and pictures!! 🤣🤣🤣

Stevus

Who's Steve? Don't think I met him.🤔

TheHigh

there is 3mil civilian owned guns in just England alone 🤮 , a third of them are illegal , that would triple if non civ was counted , disgusting tools for cowards/professionals , imagine being brainwashed into thinking that some imaginary bloke sayin its your "right" , lmao , sickening and very sad. very proud of our country after the Dunblane tragedy. but yeah that's still a significate amount when you consider out of 60 million people in England the percentage of people into serious crime would near that amount for unregistered and have access to them , so it happens a lot more than you would think , then there's land mass , that increases access in certain areas to insane amounts , like Manchester and London , its somewhat "easy" to come by there. there's still a lot of shootings in certain areas unfortunately.

Josh Read

Steve don't talk to me about Steve. You can tell Steve and Steve the same thing too.

𝖦𝖺𝗋𝗒 𝖬𝗈𝗋𝗀𝖺𝗇

I haven't seen Steve recently, Steve was looking for him too.

Stevus

I was the one that asked🤷‍♂️ how about Steve, would he know?

Josh Read

No ones asked me, but I don't know. What about you Steve?

𝖦𝖺𝗋𝗒 𝖬𝗈𝗋𝗀𝖺𝗇

I don't know Steve, have you asked Steve?

Stevus

OMG Steve, could you imagine! I hope he genuinely does find it funny. And Steve, what is Rock and Chips?

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Thanks Steve's, SOON!!!

𝖦𝖺𝗋𝗒 𝖬𝗈𝗋𝗀𝖺𝗇

no comment

𝖦𝖺𝗋𝗒 𝖬𝗈𝗋𝗀𝖺𝗇

chop suey!

𝖦𝖺𝗋𝗒 𝖬𝗈𝗋𝗀𝖺𝗇

All on board the "Steve Tier" 🚂 🙌

𝑭𝒆𝒊𝒔𝒕𝒚 𝑺𝒕𝒆𝒗𝒆

https://ibb.co/JnHNxyF

𝑭𝒆𝒊𝒔𝒕𝒚 𝑺𝒕𝒆𝒗𝒆

@Bobsadwiches My next door neighbour has the real thing growing in his back garden. Unfortunately for me, like Waitrose, he has a restraining order against me 😞

BobSandwiches

UK homicide rate per 100,000 population = 1.0; USA = 6.4 and Argentina = 4.3. For comparison, Ireland, which is considered a very safe country, is 0.9. [ref: UN Office on Drugs and Crime]. Relatively few people, including criminals, have access to a gun as they are highly regulated. Hence, the knife as murder weapon of choice... I'm not entirely sure about the "a real girl, with a working face" bit - I sort of assumed it meant "as opposed to a blow-up doll", - but that may just be my mind at work...

𝑭𝒆𝒊𝒔𝒕𝒚 𝑺𝒕𝒆𝒗𝒆

I thought it was red, D'oh! ( I thought it was red door ) 😂

BobSandwiches

Why is Steve with a fancy font buying cheap-arse lemon juice from Lidl when Waitrose has the real thing?

Josh Read

I am simply asking questions. Josh didn't say they had to be hard or even make sense 😊

𝑭𝒆𝒊𝒔𝒕𝒚 𝑺𝒕𝒆𝒗𝒆

"What colour is Simon's yellow car" You are right it's yellow, I thought it was red, D'oh!

𝑭𝒆𝒊𝒔𝒕𝒚 𝑺𝒕𝒆𝒗𝒆

Blasphemy!!!

Josh Read

What colour is Simon's yellow car? 💛

Josh Read

It will be the bus wankers tier.

𝑭𝒆𝒊𝒔𝒕𝒚 𝑺𝒕𝒆𝒗𝒆

Steve did you see him as the young Del Boy in Rock & Chips?

𝑭𝒆𝒊𝒔𝒕𝒚 𝑺𝒕𝒆𝒗𝒆

This is true, I bought a round of drinks in a London pub a few years ago. I still haven't financially recovered from it.

Josh Read

https://youtube.com/shorts/x600_Fepoow?si=6i9uvwYtlTNic7U1 All these years later people still say bus wanker to him 🤣

𝑭𝒆𝒊𝒔𝒕𝒚 𝑺𝒕𝒆𝒗𝒆

The no trainers rule is a lot more relaxed, at least where I live. I think it became a thing because Chavs don't wear nice shoes, they don't match their tracksuits 😂

Stuart

People do own guns here but hand guns are banned completely after some children were killed in a school and the police grant the licenses. You need a reason for a rifle(sport, pest control or hunting) and any responsible person can get a shotgun but the hoops you need to jump through mean most people wouldn't bother. Illegal firearms don't usually end up in the hands of petty criminals. Stabbings are not really common and nearly always criminals or gang members stabbing each other. The biggest thing to fear in London is how much money you might spend.

𝑭𝒆𝒊𝒔𝒕𝒚 𝑺𝒕𝒆𝒗𝒆

Why is it that lemon juice has artificial flavouring while dishwashing liquid and shampoo have real lemons?

Tee Tee

Brilliant 👍😄

Tee Tee

It's even better with sign language https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c3pjEHFHB3E 🤣

MH

James Buckley (Jay) recently talked on a podcast how still to this day, people will often just yell "Bus Wanker!" to him, even if he is walking around with his kids and wife. Luckily he still finds that line funny and doesn't mind it. It's funny that he is a nerdy, humble and quiet family guy who loves games, music and movies but is known for his role as sex pest teenager :D These days he is a vlogger with his wife and shows his mundane life to people on Youtube "At Home with The Buckleys". The difference is amazing to see.

JokerDanny

Never understood the no trainers rule either Mandy, but it's definitely a real thing here in the UK.

𝑭𝒆𝒊𝒔𝒕𝒚 𝑺𝒕𝒆𝒗𝒆

I believe Mandy is working on a Steve Tier. She just can't decide if she should call it Steve Tier or God Tier.

𝑭𝒆𝒊𝒔𝒕𝒚 𝑺𝒕𝒆𝒗𝒆

Hi Mandy😁 I can't comment on your reaction yet as I can't watch it until tomorrow. As it's The Inbetweeners, I imagine it being something like this https://ibb.co/bWxNfFv I just wanted to drop a comment to ask an important question. When you call Kitana do you CHH-CHH-CHH, PS-PS-PS, or MISHI-MISHI-MISHI? Thanks 🤗🤗

Balkyne

Oh don't worry, 11.05 is a strange time for anything to start here too, but it happens

Balkyne

Working face, as in it's functional. Which is a wild thing to say xD

Rob Gregori

I bet the opening few minutes of the episode brought back good memories for you Mandy!! 😂😂 BWAAARRKK!!!

John George

I was going to leave a comment but unfortunately I got stabbed.

Hypnobob

Will there be a Steve tier?

Tony Mingoia

Fun facts regarding stabbings: Britain actually has almost exactly the same rate of knife crime, per year, per capita, as the US. So it's no more common than that, and I don't think Americans consider it particularly common do they? The reason we have very little gun crime is of course that gun ownership is very restricted, very rare and guns not readily available. So the most common form of violent crime with a weapon involves a knife. All that being the case, the homicide rate overall is ⅙ that of the US and ¼ that of Argentina. Will greatly exaggerates the dangers of London because of his nervous, sheltered character. London is actually a pretty safe city. The fact that it is horrendously expensive was the only concern to me at that age. 😅

Wreath35

👍 Good.

Cem

FYI Bus Wanker became quite a thing after this was released. I am sure I was called one a couple times at the Bus stop 😂

James Aston

The main method of assault is stabbing because we hardly have any guns. Although the knife crime rate in the US is still higher than the UK. We're a fairly safe country all round compared to the US.

Josh Read

What is Mandy's cat called?

Josh Read

Suey?

Joshyboiiiiii

Can people please send me some questions for Mandy for a quiz maybe tomorrow or Monday please. Ano I asked a couple weeks ago but I've lost it and it was on an old vid at the time so not a lot of questions