Taskmaster - S11 E2 - The Lure Of The Treacle Puppies.
🕑 Added 2024-06-25 13:00:19 +0000 UTCBack in black π΅
I hit the sack
I've been too long, I'm glad to be back
Yes, I'm let loose
From the noose
That's kept me hanging about
I've been looking at the sky
'Cause it's gettin' me high
Forget the hearse 'cause I never die
I got nine lives
Cat's eyes
Abusin' every one of them and running wild!!! π΅
I feel sooo goood!!! So ALIVEEEE!!! HELL YEAH!!!! Taskmaster Tuesdays are back bebeh!
So.... How often do you wash your towels? ππ€ͺ
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Ana and Shawn
LOL mmm yes sure "snacking"
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Hiya Mandy, Alexβs βRiddleβ went: Riddle me this, what am I? Iβm small and yet I can fly My first is in flop, but not in pizza. My second β¦ (they might have edited out this line) The wetter I get, the more I weigh. Iβm a small insect, Iβm a fly. βMy first is in flop, but not in pizzaβ refers to the letters in the word. Itβs a classic style of clue for these types of riddle. The first (letter of the answer) is in the word flop but not in the word pizza. These types of riddles can use this clue style exclusively! For example My first is in riddle, but not in little. My second is in think, but not in brink. My third is in thyme, but not in time. My fourth is in mother, but not in brother. My last is in time, but not in climb. Mandy: Whatβs a love spoon? When I was a child in South Wales, I used to ride my bike around in the street, and Iβd often see an old neighbour in his garage crafting love spoons. He did on one occasion invite me to stay while he worked at his craft, and showed me a few examples of his previous work. Theyβre meant to be spoons whittled and chiselled and sanded into the shape of a decorative spoon from a single piece of wood. He lovingly made them for his wife. The spoon handle is where you can see the craftsmanship. Thereβs often different styles of ornamentation along the handle. He chiselled out wooden chain links, and and I was very impressed by rounded wooden balls heβd chiselled into the spoon handle impossibly encased in the wooden shaft itself, rolling freely inside, obviously chiselled in place from the one wooden stick. Google tells me theyβre actually Welsh love spoons, so there you go. An image search doesnβt really do the craftsmanship of my neighbour justice. Ooh, if youβre looking for some synonyms, we have pewter tankards, flagons, mugs and pitchers - and theyβre all used to drink ale πΊ Oh god, no! Please no! Donβt tell me these penguin pitchers have Argentinian heritage! https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/116086228327 Cyril Sneer is a pink aardvark (from The Raccoons) https://raccoons.fandom.com/wiki/Cyril_Sneer Mandy: βBut nothingβs scary with string on itβ Yeah, if felt like Jamali missed one last trick at the end *without* the use of strings, a scary twist and a cliff hanger. (Real Magic!) Have you NOT seen The Shining? Sarahβs scary tricycle scene was lifted straight out of that movie. Lee provided the twist Jamali desperately needed! I never wash my towels; it would deprive our chambermaid of her job! π€£ Mandy (eggs in hand): βTHREE! Like I canβt imagine four!β Eggs stack! Youβre not even trying to imagine now π If you can place 3 in your hand, the 4th will cradle on top of them neatly! Thereβs no photo evidence of Lee with 17 eggs, but this guy did 18 on the BACK of his hand, so its possible! https://www.guinnessworldrecords.com/news/2022/2/iraqi-man-balances-18-eggs-on-back-of-his-hand-breaking-record-683497 Itβs wonderful to see you in better health, with that Wozniak βtry-hard in a good wayβ commitment and enthusiasm π€£ Thanks Mandy G
Josh Read
Learn to swear with Josh. In just 6 lessons at Β£99.99 each you can go from plop to floppidy flop flop in no time. π
Josh Read
Speak up about what?
Mandy Cane Lane
Anthony I have no idea what you are talking about nor who you are talking to, but you need to reign it in. There are rules here and foul language and disrespect will not be tolerated
Anthony Johnson
Mandy Cane Lane
Not my favorite π
Anthony Johnson
You gonna speak up
Anthony Johnson
You gonna speak up
Anthony Johnson
No worries Mandy, you are the absolute best. And I love your old speed drawing and music videos on YT. You are amazing. Love you. πβ€οΈ
Joshyboiiiiii
Aww it's not the illness I've had it's the constant fatigue and the slightly concerning high resting heartbeat I've had recently
Mandy Cane Lane
Lol. Is it just a cold, or more serious?
Joshyboiiiiii
You not like it?
Joshyboiiiiii
It's 40:18 into the vid roughly π π it was an unfortunate pause moment. My humblest of apologies. Think I'm gonna go to the doctors cause I think something's not right
Joshyboiiiiii
Mandy I think it's just the Downstairs smart tv being a pleb, the videos worked on my phone fine
Joshyboiiiiii
Wait hang on I replied to this post? I'm so sorry I didn't mean too π π I hadn't been seen this comment, dunno what's happened there my bad π¬ but yeah england were shite
Joshyboiiiiii
She's my Aisling and rose for this series
Joshyboiiiiii
Yeah you're 30 apparently so live a lil more dangerously. Don't go too far and say cunt but fucks just about alright ππ
Mandy Cane Lane
That's the one! π€£
Mandy Cane Lane
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Mandy Cane Lane
Hahaha, do I? π€
Mandy Cane Lane
Lmao, sorry, my bad! π€£π€£
Mandy Cane Lane
If you are interested in what they look like you can pop "jarra pinguino" into Google Images π€ͺ
Josh Read
We are mocking the England performance in their latest game with quotes from the IT crowd
Mandy Cane Lane
Hahaha! I wouldn't even know where to get one π€£
Mandy Cane Lane
Ohhh nice! When I get to +5 Cool Points do I get to pick an item of Joey's clothing to come off? π€ͺ
Mandy Cane Lane
Huh, well this was all over the place so not sure what to say. I had no idea the links weren't working right though π
Mandy Cane Lane
Lmao, this was a very Miles Jupp comment π€ͺπ€
Mandy Cane Lane
Lmao π€£π€£π€£ Well I get that, but some categories don't even give room for jokes. They are just too simple/ridiculous. π€ͺ
Mandy Cane Lane
Hahahhaha! You are so sweet Terje! I was itching to get back, so win-win!! π©΅π©΅
Mandy Cane Lane
That is a lot!! I like milk in tea, and even alone, but if I drink a lot it activates my acne π. And of course by activities you mean snacking in bed while watching movies π€ͺ
Mandy Cane Lane
Thank you so much Anthony!! ππ»π€β¨οΈ
Mandy Cane Lane
Thank you so much Stanley for all your support!! π©΅π©΅
Josh Read
The answer to the riddle was fly. The "my First" means the first letter of the answer so for fly would be F. So it's saying the letter F is the word fly but not the word pizza.
Stevus
Hmm, mine does the freezy, shut down thing on Daily Motion. The Mandy has corrupted all systems! No platform is safe! Abort Mission, slug brigade! The Mandys brain power is too intense to harness for our needs. ABORT MISSION!!!
Mandy Cane Lane
Jajaja, muy tierno lo tuyo Joey!:π€£π€£
Mandy Cane Lane
Well, now I am curious as to what kind of hair you have! Personally if I go more than 4 days without washing my scalp gets itchy. π But yes, everyone is different, but some people are just dirty π€π€ͺ
Mandy Cane Lane
Thank you! π©΅ It feels so good to be back! Horse riding is the best thing ever! π€ͺ
Mandy Cane Lane
π«π No. I did not hear that.
Mandy Cane Lane
Hahaha, trust me, my days weren't exactly entertaining either, I am so glad to be back too! π©΅π€πΈ
Mandy Cane Lane
Thank you Martin! π©΅ Me too! π€
Mandy Cane Lane
I have no idea Darlin' π
Mandy Cane Lane
Yesss!! Thank you! ππ»β¨οΈ
Mandy Cane Lane
I read this like 8 times and I still don't get it π΅βπ«
Stevus
π€£ the poor bee! π€π
Mandy Cane Lane
Hahhaha, it is SO GOOD to be BACK!!! I feel so much better now π©΅β¨οΈ
Josh Read
Glad you aprove of this one π€
Mandy Cane Lane
Hmmm.... this seems a little suspicious.... I never wear a helmet because all my hair is usually enough. I got a bee stuck in my hair once. 1/10 experience, do not recommend π
Mandy Cane Lane
Love it Roman! π©΅π€£
Mandy Cane Lane
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Mandy Cane Lane
Ohh I agree! Fresh bed sheets feel so nice! Thank you Josh π©΅. Also, that pic is much better π€£π€ͺ
Mandy Cane Lane
Oh no!! Food poisoning is awful. Hope yoy are better now. Also, what is that picture Josh? π
Mandy Cane Lane
Ouch Jeffrey π
Mandy Cane Lane
Thank you Twin!! π©΅π©΅π©΅
Mandy Cane Lane
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Joshyboiiiiii
Katherine Parkinson
Joshyboiiiiii
New pic wooooop
Joshyboiiiiii
Wowww more swearing, love it π gotta swear more
Joshyboiiiiii
I STAN CHARLOTTE. NO IT'S NOT SHAUNA ITS CHARLOTTE!!!!!
Josh Read
I've not experienced any issues with anything. Well apart from patreon freezing and shutting down but that happens across all my patreon subscriptions not just Mandy's
Joshyboiiiiii
Sorry I've been away for a while so might have been an issue for a lil while but are the videos not working again but the links are? If so that's annoying π
Joshyboiiiiii
Not an England football fan so thankfully didn't watch it
Jonathan Davies
Petition to get Mandy to be drinking out of an Argentinian penguin tankard for the next taskmaster episode.. Sign with a like.
Jeffrey44
Okay. I haven't verified that claim but I'll allow it. He was on The One Show yesterday. He didn't give any Taskmaster tips though.
(Just) Steve
Mandyβs back and no longer sounds like Clint Eastwood after smoking 80 cigarettes! π Glad youβre feeling better. π (and kudos on the AC/DC reference, you get +1 Cool Point ππ»)
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I'm sorry for your loss. Move on.
Gary Tamblyn
The thing about England is, they always try to walk it in !
Tony Mingoia
What was Southgate thinking sending Mainoo on that early?
Robert Allen
He got the most points for prizes in his series though
Josh Read
Did anyone see that ludicrous display last night?
Jeffrey44
David Baddiel was rubbish at Taskmaster! He is the last person to take game play tips from.
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I have a two-towel system. Towel 1 is for my legs, back, etc., and gets washed every few uses. Towel 2 (a smaller towel) is for bits and bobs and gets washed after every use. I also have a drying routine. This whole system has served me well all my life. Thanks, Mandy. π€π€
Jeffrey44
Food poisoning on the day of an England soccer match so you have to stay at home. What are the chances?
Robert Allen
I think David Baddiel said something on the TM podcast about how the prize task is really more about telling a joke than bringing in something actually desirable.
Terje FlΓ₯gan
Hello our dearest Mandy! I'm sooooo happy to see you again! Almost as happy as you are of being back it seems - almost :) This period that you were away I have done my best with trying to supress my feelings, and I have almost had it under control. Apart for some twitches in my right eyebrow, and a shaking left leg every morning when waking up. It got gradually worse day by day, but this morning it was suddenly gone. And I thought: "could this be the day? Really?" Yes yes! It was! Then I understood how much I've missed you. π If somebody based on this thinks this "relationship" isn't healthy for me, I highly disagree BTW. Oh, and: Towels about twice a week. Sheets - every 1-2 weeks. :)
Ana and Shawn
I change our sheets every week, some more depending on the "activities" that happen. Shawn drinks a ton of milk as well , pretty close to Mike's levels
Anthony Johnson
Hey! π So glad to see you are back at 100%β¦ and I love the AC/DC reference!
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π€Always fun. So great to have you back and see you are well, thanks, Mandy. ππ
Feathers McGraw
Who back?π
Feathers McGraw
Β‘Guau! ΒΏDΓ³nde puedo conseguir una de estas tazas de pingΓΌinos? Β‘Suena INCREΓBLE! Le comprarΓ© un gorrito, una bufanda y unas gafas diminutas, Β‘y lo llamarΓ© Mugsy!π§
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One of the men is from Bolton. Say no more.π
Jeffrey44
No joke. It's a serious issue. "It comes as a video was released by protest group Youth Demand, which appeared to show a young man entering the prime minister's property and defecating in a lake." - https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cgrrlep3l0ro
DahDutcher
When it comes to hair, it's generally adviced once a week, but there is no definitive answer. I wash my hair like once a month, and my hairdresser always gushes over the quality of my hair, while my sister washes three times a week and constantly has dandruf etc. It really depends on so many things, that there is no right answer at all. Just as long as you don't go long enough for your scalp to become irritated I believe.
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*Puts Mars Bar back in the fridge*. I expected a joke. π
DriveIn
Yay! It's great to see you back in the saddle again Mandy! π
Joshyboiiiiii
Yeah wayyyy too warm and got food poisoning
Jeffrey44
Did you hear that a young man went to our Prime Minister's house and did a poo in his private lake? Here is a video of it... https://youtu.be/Dp6H7UoyHs8?si=1BTjI3gbYk5Su-ox (WARNING: May contain scenes of a young man pooing in a lake.)
Jeffrey44
Alright Josh? Isn't it warm? How are things with you?
Jeffrey44
I DO like Car Share but I always get Mandy Cane Lane confused with Taffe316. Which one is this?
JokerDanny
It's been so BORING without your reactions Mandy, missed your fiery haired happy self. I'm so glad your back and healthy again. ππ
AWR93
I thought you would notice Jeffrey especially after the lack of car share
Jeffrey44
The UK government spent an absolute fortune on TV and other advertising during COVID-19. They also directly funded at least one series of Taskmaster.
Marvelous Martin
I'm glad that you're back and feeling much better. :-)
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This was filmed during the COVID-19 pandemic. Nobody was allowed out to the shops, so they didn't bother advertising anything.
Jeffrey44
Excuse me. Where are the ad breaks (or commercial breaks as an American would say)?
Josh Read
https://youtu.be/CMbI7DmLCNI?si=39ziYU5YV3RSeMKY
Josh Read
With the riddle the my first means the first letter of the word is in the word fly but not in the word pizza
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No brainwaves around here, you will starve.
Stevus
It's a long way to the shop if you want to feast on the brainwaves of the shopkeeper.
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YASSS! You're back!! π ... and balance has been restored to the world... I mean.. Oh, you're back? Have you been somewhere? I hardly even noticed. π
Stevus
We have a task for you, human Mandy. Just stand around not wearing a helmet.
Roman 'Arathir' Mikala
π΅ Guess who's back, back again Mandy's back, tell a friend Guess who's back, guess who's back, guess who's back, guess who's back, guess who's back, guess who's back, guess who's back... π΅
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Welcome back, Mandy. Straight back to it, rockin' to AC/DC. πΆIt's a long way to the shop if you want a sausage rollπΆ. π€π€
Josh Read
People all over the world rejoice on this beautiful day. Mandy is better again. π₯Ή yes your voice sounds like it's back to normal again π€π€π€ towels and bedding should be washed once a week. The is nothing better than getting into bed in fresh clean bedding π π
Joshyboiiiiii
3rd no suey
Jeffrey44
Has she been away?
AWR93
Welcome back Mandy π₯³π₯
Jeffrey44
First!