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Taskmaster - S12 E1 - An Imbalance In The Impoppability.

🕑 Added 2024-08-28 13:00:10 +0000 UTC

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Joshyboiiiiii

She's just a fit David Mitchell

Joshyboiiiiii

Jamalis cousin??? RACIST!!!!!!! 🤣

Joshyboiiiiii

We say Boobs Breasts Boobies Tits Melons Bangers Coconuts Milkers Pinky and perky Jugs Breasticles Rack Bongos I could go on 😂

Joshyboiiiiii

The way you said no no 😂

Joshyboiiiiii

In the nicest way nobody should give a shit that the queen died

Mandy Cane Lane

Hahaha, yes! I remember now! Thank you! 🤗✨️

Mandy Cane Lane

Lmao, that is rude of him 🙄🤣

Tom Zych

43:10 - even greg is laughing at Mandy!

mcegan

you've actually seen Guz before in a WILTY episode! he would take his friend to stay in hotels with him while on tour because he's afraid of ghosts - you thought he was exaggerating but you'll come to see Guz really does have a thing about ghosts 😅

(Just) Steve

- Kitana first, then family and friends? Do your friends and family know where they fall in line for your priorities?! lol - Alas, I do not have any contacts with the production team. 🙁 I'm sure we could all barrage them/Greg/Alex with posts via social media saying you should be involved though. 😎

Joshyboiiiiii

If anyone's wondering without an oasis pun I don't give a crap 😅 some really amazing songs but everyone's going wayyyyy overboard about it

Jeffrey44

I'm no expert in what versions are where but I think the YouTube ones have the breaks removed too. There must be someone who can source the original broadcast versions or at the very least unedited ones. Anyone?

Mandy Cane Lane

HAHAHA! Well, I am excited!! The first one was excellent, so I just know it is going to be lots of fun!

Mike M

12 12 12 12 12 I'm so glad we are finally here. Wozniak is great in 11 but one man cannot carry the whole show. This series has 5 guests all on the top of their comedy game, some of the best tasks in the shows history AND it is filled with amazing one liners. No spoilers but "STOP BEING NICE!", "There's been another revelation in the lab" followed by "Fuck me in the face!" are just some of the amazing quotes you will get to know and love by the time this series is done.

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🫡 I will try to bear that in mind but I think its a bit like a puppy dog each time its owner leaves the house, I assume you're never coming back to feed us treats and pet us 🤪

Mandy Cane Lane

The 3 am sausage burner!!! Hahaha. No potato salad was made 🤣🤣

Mandy Cane Lane

🤭👀

Mandy Cane Lane

This was news to me! 🤣

Mandy Cane Lane

Oh cool, I will check Morgana out! And I repeat, only worry if I dissapear for 6 days with no warning or explanation. I usually space out and think I have made a post when it is less days. Lol Also everyone always assumes I have crushes because I love people or find them adorable, but nah. I just like them as fellow humans! 🤗

Mandy Cane Lane

Aww! Thanks for having my back! 🩵🥰

Mandy Cane Lane

Hahahha, this whole thread cracked me up! 🤣🤣

Mandy Cane Lane

Thank you!!! Not sure why my mind couldn't make them out at the moment. My mind was trying to convince me "Antelope is not a word, you just mean melon" 🙄🤣

Mandy Cane Lane

Ohh, this is gonna be fun for the both of us then! And yeah, I knew the poker thing. I also would have thought she would have chosen the scissors. 😅

Mandy Cane Lane

Oh yeahhhh!!! That could easily be the worst task attempt ever! 🤣🤣🤣

Mandy Cane Lane

Hahha! I love this! True soulmates! 🙌🏻✨️

Mandy Cane Lane

Ok, so Hypnobob's comment just almost killed me at work. I laughed and choked, but it was for a great reason, so thank you for that. And my doubts was because you guys use different words for a lot of things! Knob for example! Never heard that anywhere else. Also I feel the British often use 'boob' more as a word for "stupid". I am pretty sure the words for boobs borderlines infinite if we get creative. Lol. And of course I know words in both languages silly! The most common one is Spanish is "tetas". Works just like "tits" as in you have a pair of them. 🤣

Mandy Cane Lane

Not sure if her swearing was even creative 🤣

Rusty Dog

It is indeed. And I guess you're right, smart isn't gonna play a role here. :) Alex seems to me like a smartened up Baldrick and Greg is Blackadder 😁

Mandy Cane Lane

Oh, a news worthy accident. Feelin' popular already 🤪

Mandy Cane Lane

Haha! Very true, but I was amazed that it actually looked like his outline! 🤣

Mandy Cane Lane

Haha, will try to remember. Maybe if I watch them on Youtube? 🤔

Mandy Cane Lane

I have no idea what you are talking about, so I am rather inclined yo answer no. 😅

Mandy Cane Lane

Aye, she is attractive. She gives off great vibes!

Mandy Cane Lane

Hahaha, no he did not. I either killed it when I freaked out or it got freaked out and stayed away from me 🤣

Mandy Cane Lane

I can't even be mad... I brought this kind of inquiry upon myself 🤣 ... That's what she said! ... or is it? 🤔

Mandy Cane Lane

I stand by what I said and you are just a silly goose! 🤪

Mandy Cane Lane

Wozniak did an AMAZING job through out the whole season! I still feel Greg's energy makes a huge difference

Mandy Cane Lane

🤭

Mandy Cane Lane

Hmmm... I have never seen anyone type 'Claudia Winkleman' that way... 🤔 Lol, JK. I have no idea who that is and never heard of that band 😬🤭

Mandy Cane Lane

When Alex role plays or is proud of himself it is just adorable to watch! --Ahh, you know Greg much better than I do! Hahaha. They all seemed really fun! And if this show has proved anything it is that being smart has nithing to do with anything! 🤣🤣🤣 This is going to be a great one. 🙌🏻✨️

Mandy Cane Lane

Dang scammers need to get a different life 😒. And sometimes with my brother we share the cooking which is nice, but never on birthdays for some reason 😅

Mandy Cane Lane

Dream come true! 🥹

Jonathan Davies

We’ll sign a petition to get you on don’t worry 🙏

Remi

You tight bastard at least give them 750 and a box of cantucci

Mandy Cane Lane

Thank you! I already blocked and reported as well. Those are so annoying 😠

Mandy Cane Lane

Ohh nice! Will check it out later. Thank you! 🤗

Mandy Cane Lane

I need to make some calls! 🤣

Mandy Cane Lane

The millions of people watching is also scary, but if I can't see them it is all good 🤣

Mandy Cane Lane

Yes a thousand times yes! Kitana would be the hardest thing, but she knows how to Skype 🤣. So.... you have any contacts? 👀

(Just) Steve

The most important thing! 😜

𝑭𝒆𝒊𝒔𝒕𝒚 𝑺𝒕𝒆𝒗𝒆

- Time away from my jokes on YouTube.

(Just) Steve

A question for you, Mandy. If there was a series that featured YouTubers and you were asked, would you do it? But actually think about it before you potentially say "Yes": - Time away from Kitana. - Time away from Family + Friends. - Time away from the theatre. - First time long distance travelling in almost 20 years. (I think?) - Not being able to talk about it until the series airs. - You'll have millions of people watching you.

Jonathan Davies

I love Mandy’s reaction to realising Desiree was American! It’s was a “wait! Can Americans go on taskmaster?!” 👀

𝑭𝒆𝒊𝒔𝒕𝒚 𝑺𝒕𝒆𝒗𝒆

They could at least put more of an effort into the msg considering it's done buy computer.

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You only fall for those three... maybe four times.. but not any more im smarter now,, this time they're getting no more than 500 quid outta me maximum

𝑭𝒆𝒊𝒔𝒕𝒚 𝑺𝒕𝒆𝒗𝒆

It's probably one of the 847 accounts I've had over the years.

Remi

🤣 I know, I think it's a dead account which has been hacked by a bot because it was created in 2014 and has Asian cartoons saved in the playlist

𝑭𝒆𝒊𝒔𝒕𝒚 𝑺𝒕𝒆𝒗𝒆

@TheMandycanelane They are claiming to be 'The' Mandy Cane Lane. Thats just cheeky 🤣

Remi

Yeah I know nobody will fall for it but it doesn't look good either for new viewers, but at least it's a sign of success Mandy is now "famous" enough to get impersonator bots🤣

𝑭𝒆𝒊𝒔𝒕𝒚 𝑺𝒕𝒆𝒗𝒆

An old peter Kay Tv advert for you Mandy 🤗 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o1pkmEc-6Mc

𝑭𝒆𝒊𝒔𝒕𝒚 𝑺𝒕𝒆𝒗𝒆

Done!! they get on my nerves.

Remi

Everyone go and report this fake account in YouTube https://youtube.com/@t.elegra.m.themandycanelane?si=mGBeidYhGdYqOBNC

Benjamin Taylor-Yates

We'll let you off this week cos it's bank holiday. 🤪 You've got Telegram scammers on your YouTube comments again. I'll report them as I see em. In our family my dad is the cook, he does the big Christmas dinner every year. It's the one time we sit round the table as a family and have a nice 3 course meal. We have a meat, veg, stuffing, gravy; and maybe a Yorkshire pudding as well as some Champagne 😋😋

Rusty Dog

Perfect life. :) Well this looks like it's going to be a good one. As soon as I saw Victoria, I thought... series winner. She's a smart cookie. But... oh dear... and she was last! Now I dunno what to think. I expected the opposite of Alan (Alan! Alan! Alan! Alan! Alan!). I'm not familar too much with the other 3, but Morgana doesn't mind her profanity and she's funny to watch. I KNEW the bonus point Greg was giving her was for calling Alex a little f***er. :) Haha I'm going to root for Victoria and then Alan as I'm familiar with them both. Victoria, I hope will get better as the series goes on. Love Alex's little shop too. That balloon task was brilliant. Good stuff.

Remi

Average American domestic argument 🤣

Jonathan Davies

Damn it! That mistake was actually amateur 😭😭😭

Jason Webb

Morgana Robinson is the half-sister of Brody Dalle, formerly of punk band The Distillers. Apparently, they only discovered this by accident when they were well into adulthood.

Jeffrey44

Nice to hear Jesus Christ and Huw Edwards getting a shout out in this episode. One of them has just had a birthday and the other has a birthday in a few months time.

Robert Allen

I'm surprised more people don't prefer S11 to this season, especially since it's generally agreed that Wozniak is the greatest contestant of all time (at least in the UK version)

MarkCity10

😂 I mean she’s cute and all but something about her personality makes her pretty hot! 😂 Maybe it’s just me!

Hypnobob

If you have milky swingers, a properly fitted over-shoulder-boulder-holder is vital. So I'm told.

Hypnobob

I have never gotten laid on Channel 4.

𝑭𝒆𝒊𝒔𝒕𝒚 𝑺𝒕𝒆𝒗𝒆

https://www.instagram.com/p/C_OUMTYPLfh/ Also, forgive me for this one Mandy, but around here 'top bollocks' used to be a popular term for breasts. 😆

𝑭𝒆𝒊𝒔𝒕𝒚 𝑺𝒕𝒆𝒗𝒆

I'm a geezer, but I've only appeared on ITV's The Jeremy Kyle Show.

Jeffrey44

"strangely"?

JokerDanny

1:11:08 "It's very interesting to see how much of David Mitchell has rubbed off on Victoria, unless she was like that and she rubbed off on him"😆 I was looking at my phone when you said that so wasn't fully focused and my mind went somewhere else when you said that Mandy.🤣

Jeffrey44

"Maybe [Greg Davies] hasn't been laid in a couple of months" A question to the floor, how often is everyone getting laid these days, if you don't mind me asking that is? If you do decide to answer, also mention if you regularly appear on Channel 4. I want to gauge what the average is and what frequency a man in Greg Davies' position should reasonably expect. Also, please say if you are a bird or a geezer as it helps with the research. Thanks all.

Josh Read

Did the mosquito 🦟 ever come back? That's was brilliant Mandy 🙌

Jeffrey44

This version also cut out the final credit screen where it tells you it is funded by the UK Government. This is particularly unfair as, our then Prime Minister, Boris Johnson spent a lot of time choosing the contestants and coming up with tasks for this series. Some said at the time that he should concentrate on dealing with the COVID 19 pandemic (if anyone remembers that?) but I think we all agree that he did a good job on this series of Taskmaster, so in hindsight, well done Boris. Anyway, try to find the broadcast version where possible as you also get to find out what is coming up next or later on Channel 4 at the end which I quite enjoy.

MarkCity10

Man I’m so excited for this! 😊 These were my fave TM cast….such a great series! And is it just me or is Morgana strangely attractive? 🤔😂

Jeffrey44

Did you spot The Simpsons reference? Don't worry if not, it occurs in every episode, probably. You have nine further chances.

Jeffrey44

Where are the ad breaks (or commercial breaks as an American would say)? Worst Taskmaster Wednesday ever!

JokerDanny

Out of all the paintings you just know that the art museums would love Victoria's more, they praise the minimalism and then sell it for something ridiculous like 5 million.😆 I do agree that the blue lines do look like the outline of Greg's head though.

James Aston

Funbags

James Aston

If Mandy disappears for more than 6 days then someone remember to check the local news in her area. You may need Google Translate

Robert Allen

So Morgana wins just for her creative swearing

Robert Allen

correction #2: Matt Berry played Douglas, Chris Morris played Denholm

JokerDanny

Do the British says boobs? What?🤣 Of course we do Mandy.😆 But we just use tits more, but you'll hear people call them all kinds of things like: Chebs, Jugs, Breasticles, Dirty Pillows etc. (all real ones I've heard by the way) I've even heard someone call them Milky Swingers.🤣 Do you know any American or Argentinean words for breasts Mandy? 🤔

Asher Morris

the thing is Victoria has pretty much always spoken like that. If you were to look at older episodes of her quiz Only Connect before she'd married David she is still well spoken, logical and witty. So they were already pretty much the same people.

Jonathan Davies

You’re right! I just checked and they’re just dating. I hope I haven’t just jinxed them 👀

Gray

Don't think they are married to each other

AWR93

Let’s go, taskmaster Wednesday! 🥳 Victoria is my favourite taskmaster contestant.. The way she gets through her tasks is so funny to watch! 😂 and she was definitely like that before she met David, that’s why they’re perfect for each other! Also agree with you about Katherine Parkinson! Remember when she didn’t leave the room when the task was put these shoes on the spider and she made the table, “a spider”😭😭

BobSandwiches

That was even better than I hoped it would be when I saw the line-up! 😁😺 Victoria was pretty much the same before she married David. Perhaps a little convergence has occured, but I can't really imagine a better matched couple from the get-go... I was a bit surprised that she didn't go for the scissors quickly if not straight-away and fell into the trap of continuing with a failed process (in case you don't know, she is a professional poker player with an impressive series of tournament wins including the first woman to win the European Poker Tour - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fMN4TmPH2qo - and the first person to win it twice). Not seen this series before, so really looking forward to it!

𝑭𝒆𝒊𝒔𝒕𝒚 𝑺𝒕𝒆𝒗𝒆

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZfdZpxBqyjM&lc=Ugy1gPmyKD7oWO2uElx4AaABAg

𝑭𝒆𝒊𝒔𝒕𝒚 𝑺𝒕𝒆𝒗𝒆

I find the easiest way to tell them apart is that cantaloupes are easier to catch.

Yoshua Simoleit

Cantelope is a melon, Antelope is an animal! Although the horned animal usually in horror or gothic films would surely be a ram, such as portrayals of Baphomet.

Jonathan Davies

Fun fact: Morgana Robinson is married to Matt Berry (Denholm from IT crowd) in real life and they just like David and Victoria are 100% meant for each other 🙏 correction: they’re just dating not married 🤦‍♂️

Remi

As Peter Kay ones said.. what a bellend

James Aston

I don't really wanna know...

Jonathan Davies

Mandy goes AWOL for a week: Me: “hello is this Argentina police? I’d like to report a missing person!”

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Glad to hear you are not unwell. (I'm absolutely a worrier.) Your apology can not be accepted though, because it's not necessary. 🙂Morgana is great. She's an impressionist and had her own sketch show for a short while. Do you have a thing for Greg now that you've seen him in his pants? 👀 Thanks Mandy that was a good episode. 🤗

𝑭𝒆𝒊𝒔𝒕𝒚 𝑺𝒕𝒆𝒗𝒆

❌

Jonathan Davies

Well if you’re gonna buy tickets today is gonna be the day.

𝑭𝒆𝒊𝒔𝒕𝒚 𝑺𝒕𝒆𝒗𝒆

A bloke just asked me if I'm going to buy Oasis tickets. I said maybe.

Joshyboiiiiii

Random question of the day. People's thoughts on the oasis reunion?

Joshyboiiiiii

First yay

𝑭𝒆𝒊𝒔𝒕𝒚 𝑺𝒕𝒆𝒗𝒆

Here we go!! My money is on Alan Davies for no other reason than that I think he's brilliant. Time will tell. Thank you Mandy🤗🤗 Also, we'll forgive you, seeing as it was your brother's B-day. Which brother was it? The one with a child or the one with sausages? I'm only joking🤣. We all need to recharge, so it's all good! How much potato salad did you make?