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Taskmaster - S12 E7 - The Integrity Of The Product.

🕑 Added 2024-10-08 13:00:14 +0000 UTC

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Mandy Cane Lane

Close enough! Lol

Mandy Cane Lane

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Mandy Cane Lane

That is what I said!! Lol

Joshyboiiiiii

Nah theres a BIG difference between snooker and snuka 😂

Joshyboiiiiii

55:09 ANOTHER MANDY FUCK!!!!!

Joshyboiiiiii

It's a bloody crab stick

Joshyboiiiiii

aisling- fancied her for like a decade, might be annoying tho. Rose matafao- cute but never really seen her in anything else and broke james acaster. Morgana- AURA. Charlotte - so cute, lovely, seems like if you brought her home to your parents theyd love her. Its official Charlottes the top taskmaster wifey material 🤣🤣🤣 sorry you read this mandy 😬

Joshyboiiiiii

Right so yes its common knowledge that i fancy aisling Charlotte and rose but the way morgana speaks, her aura and the way she is means shes wayyyy up there. Looks aint everything even tho shes still pretty anyway

Joshyboiiiiii

Its crazy how your a celeb and not a normy anymore

Joshyboiiiiii

You do know its guz not gus right?

Joshyboiiiiii

Oh fuck less than a minute in and you can tell right before recording shes snorted 17 lines of coke, thisll be a long one guys good luck

Benjamin Taylor-Yates

So here, when builders take on apprentices they send them to the hardware shops with fake requests and the shop keepers are in on it. So a left handed hammer is just a hammer. A long weight is a long WAIT i.e. the shopkeeper disappears for ages, and you cant get tartan print paint cos it's impossible to make. 😂😂

Carl-Fredrik L

There is a monument here and one in Washington. What is that called? The Washington Monument? 😆

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frickin auto correct *shakes fist*

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It is much better to feel like a silly goose than to feel like a dumb duck. 🤪

Rusty Dog

Sounds great. Also wasn't Truco the name of one of the bad guys in Breaking Bad?

Mandy Cane Lane

HAHAHA! I really doubt it Danny! He is much older and if he isn't gay, he is doing a horrible job showing it 🤣

Mandy Cane Lane

Ohhh!! Was that the issue? I didn't hear her say it as snucker 😅

Mandy Cane Lane

Thank you ever so dearly Steve 💚💚💚

Mandy Cane Lane

Aye, I know who Vic Reeves is, plucking a hair of his while filming is really bizarre stuff! Haha! Can't remember the Sally thing 🤔

Mandy Cane Lane

HAHAHHAHAA! You know? It didn't feel right 🤣

Mandy Cane Lane

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Mandy Cane Lane

Truco is really fun, a pain to learn and you need other people who also know how to play. I don't have people to play with anymore, but that game can get heated!!! 😅

Mandy Cane Lane

I have no idea what that shopping list is about, I often use hammers, and careful helping people push cars! My mom's ex boyfriend hurt his back doing that in his 20's and it bothered him for the rest of his life! 😬

Mandy Cane Lane

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Mandy Cane Lane

Glad I wasn't alone! 🤣

Mandy Cane Lane

Oh wow! There are more than I thought there were! How unfortunate for them. Thank you for sharing!! 💚💚💚

Mandy Cane Lane

Lol, Van Damme is random! 🤣

Mandy Cane Lane

Jokes on you! I have asthma and the stamina of a slug if slugs have very low stamina. I'd be dead in 2 minutes. Would power a whole city for those 2 minutes though 🤪

Mandy Cane Lane

HAHAHAHA Had to Google it to be sure, and I must say, they lacked imagination! 🤣🤣

Joe Jones

I quite enjoyed when you forgot the name of the 'Monument in Washington' 😂

(Just) Steve

I have an idea that I think will solve the world’s energy crisis. All we need to do is fill Mandy with sugar and caffeine then put her on a bike with a dynamo and let her go. That would generate enough energy for decades to come.

Jeffrey44

It's nice to see that you are using off-air copies now. You get to hear what is on next and even see the Coors sponsorship sting. I think if your video had included it and you let it play, the actor Jean-Claude Van Damme would have come out of the ice.

AWR93

Contestants to have not won an episode of taskmaster: - Romesh S1 - Joe Wilkinson S2 - Sara Pascoe S3 - Aisling Bea & Nish Kumar S5 - Phil Wang S7 Romesh & Aisling were both beaten at tie-breaks and therefore prevented from winning their episodes.

𝑭𝒆𝒊𝒔𝒕𝒚 𝑺𝒕𝒆𝒗𝒆

😂😂

Benjamin Taylor-Yates

Its alright. While she's out I'll just ask her to pick me up a left handed hammer, a Long weight, a Board face and 2 buckets of tartan paint. 🤪😁

𝑭𝒆𝒊𝒔𝒕𝒚 𝑺𝒕𝒆𝒗𝒆

Never ask a woman her age, weight, or why she needs a hammer! 😁

Benjamin Taylor-Yates

The guy in the shop was right, I think one of the reasons why people like you so much is because your face is very dynamic and full of expression. 🤪 What the heck are you doing with a hammer btw?? "That thing gets hot man" Also with irons: curiously, have you worked out how to use the symbols on clothes tags? I find that makes life easier 😂 Key to ironing is handwork and care. You shouldn't burn yourself if you're doing it right 👍 What a day for me as well. It's a monsoon over here!!! ☔😓 Helped a lady tonight on my way home, her Mini broke down right in front of me on a roundabout so I pushed her all the way off the roundabout, across a busy traffic lane and into a nearby junction. Thankfully she was only a 10 minute walk from home so she left the car were it was for now and to finish, went to gym but got a cheeky McDonald's too. Not to tease but they're doing a Twix Mcflurry at the mo 😁.

Rusty Dog

Snooker as in Snoopy. Otherwise we'd have Snup Dogg and Snuppy :) I actually livestreamed a snooker game yesterday, if you want to learn the game, hehe. It's a long stream but there is a place where I explain the rules - no idea of the timestamp. Anyway yes, Victoria won! Awesome. Considering that she scored low in a couple of the tasks, that she still won 2 rounds with 5 points was enough to carry her through. Salvaged it right at the end with her spider description, which you got also. Nice. The jingle task was the best one but some just didn't make a great job of it. Desiree's was great as was Alan's with grandad's will. :) Loved your cat story. haha. Now I want to learn Truco (and possibly also how to spell it).

Jeffrey44

Are you a US tax payer? How does it work if you moved from the US as a child?

Jeffrey44

I think I remember you saying that you wanted much much more political discussion on here, or you might have said much less. Either way, you mentioned political discussion. So, here are the Taskmaster contestants and their links to politics that I'm aware of and immediately come to mind. It won't be a complete list, so other people can add to it if they are aware of anything I have missed. I have mentioned the names of a couple of people who appeared in New Year Treat episodes but I don't think it's a spoiler since you won't know them anyway. Krishnan Guru-Murthy (New Year's Treat) will present Channel 4's US election coverage in November. His guests will include Stormy Daniels and Taskmaster funder Boris Johnson. Al Murray (Series 3) stood for election for the Free United Kingdom Party (FUKP) in South Thanet in 2015. You'll be interested to know that he said at the time, "Let it be known that like many of the parliamentary hopefuls in the forthcoming election, I have no idea where South Thanet is – but did that stop Margaret Thatcher from saving the Falkland Islands? No!”. He came 6th of 11 candidates with 316 votes (0.6% of the total votes cast). Sayeeda Warsi, Baroness Warsi (New Year's Treet 2) stood for election for the Conservative Party in Dewsbury in 2005. She came 2nd of 6 candidates with 11192 votes (29.0%). Sally Phillips (Series 5) played the Finnish prime minister in American comedy Veep. I hope someone found this interesting, even if that person wasn't Mandy Cane Lane. Goodnight all.

BobSandwiches

So, I was scrolling through the clips that came after the Gallagher clip and after a few, came across this one.. https://www.youtube.com/shorts/nYK6EqqB8T4

Mandy Cane Lane

HAHAHA! I will need to keep that in mind!!

Mandy Cane Lane

Lmao, money doesn't make me happy though. I just have to stay fed and pay the bills and it is wonderful that I get to do it this way. Wish I could do all of it for free, in fact, on Youtube I do. Everyone is quite confused on how much I make though... between fees, commisions and taxes I keep about a third of what I make. 🤷🏻‍♀️

Josh Read

When it comes to flirting with women through song the master has to be kevin bloody wilson 🙌

Remi

Please for the love of all the thousands of gods never say giggity again, I don't buy patreons subscriptions for that 🤣

DriveIn

Thank you Mandy! It's a pleasure to be one of the humans that you share your joy with 🤗

JokerDanny

In his mind he's probably thinking "well she hasn't ran away from me, I might have a chance". 😆👏Got to applaud you for the Liam Gallagher clip.

Robert Allen

FWIW, Vic Reeves (Jim Moir) is in a double act with Bob Mortimer, and Bob let Sally Phillips bring in something grosser than his beard hair

𝑭𝒆𝒊𝒔𝒕𝒚 𝑺𝒕𝒆𝒗𝒆

That sounds like a terrible way to flirt, showing a lady an old picture and saying, 'Honestly, I used to look good.'😂 Not that I’d do any better; I think my attempt at chatting up Argentinian women would go something like this... https://www.youtube.com/shorts/Tb8Ey53M2iQ

𝑭𝒆𝒊𝒔𝒕𝒚 𝑺𝒕𝒆𝒗𝒆

I'm so happy things are falling into place for you—'Everything's coming up Milhouse!' There's nothing better than a happy Mandy. 😊 Your reaction was fantastic, thank you! 🤗🤗

Jonathan Davies

It’s not an accent thing! it’s pronounced like Snew-ker not snuck-er 😂 but you are right that who the hell cares we know what people are trying to say 🤷‍♂️