Phoenix Nights - S1 E5

Benjamin Taylor-Yates

If you can smell it from there it might not be that good a one. 🤣🤭

AWR93

🤣🤣 I had faith in you 🤭

Josh Read

Wow that's a special prize. Could I possibly get one of your famous gift baskets instead 😇

Josh Read

Yes it was 🤣 but it's only a joke ❤️

Mandy Cane Lane

Bouquet! 💐

Mandy Cane Lane

Woot woot!

Mandy Cane Lane

Ohhh, I have heard of that one, but never seen it. Will give it a looksie 👀

Remi

Really? From all the way down there‽

Mandy Cane Lane

Oh, good for you getting stuff done! Good luck with everything, and unfortunately no.... no home yet. Hopefully soon though. I am so close to a good one I can smell it!

Mandy Cane Lane

Haha, that is just MEAN! 🤣🤣🤣

Mandy Cane Lane

Oh boy Liam! That sounds like you had many rough nights 😅

Mandy Cane Lane

You know what Mr 44? I actually like that sound too 🤣

Mandy Cane Lane

YES! Spot on Jason!! Also, the lights never all turn on at the same time.😅

Mandy Cane Lane

Ahhhh! Ok, so they were treated like everyone else. Good 💚

Mandy Cane Lane

He seems to have so much life experience for someone with such a young face 🤭

Mandy Cane Lane

Lol! That is awesome 🤣🤣

Mandy Cane Lane

Ha! Maybe he was just trying to help him? Like "your stuff is so shite, better tell us a popular joke" lol. 🤪 Also, I imagine it must be very hard to not recycle material as a stand up comedian. 😅 Especially if the have ADHD 👀

Mandy Cane Lane

Thank you Mr 44 💚

Mandy Cane Lane

I see what you did there 🤪

Mandy Cane Lane

Hahahah, no, that is my brother 🤣

Mandy Cane Lane

I did, thank you Liam. 🩵 See I remember some things 🤗

Mandy Cane Lane

I often make intentional funnies FYI! 🤪 Haha! And YES!! Agree with all of these! So annoying!

Mandy Cane Lane

OMG! 😭😭

Mandy Cane Lane

Hahahha, it bothers me so much, I will always know what a knife schwinging means! 🤣

Carl-Fredrik L

That was a joke ♥️ 🙂

Carl-Fredrik L

I think someone could make alot of money if they somehow invented a knife that schwing. Sorry Mandy that you're not gonna remember what im talking about 😆

Liam Tulley

https://youtu.be/C0FpxxWLznc

Jeffrey44

What is your act, Liam?

Spacedone

The radio playing 'The Whole of the Moon' as the scene switches to him in the hospital gown about to have the camera inserted...

Rusty Dog

When your said about the dwarves, they are 'one short', I thought that was hilarious and you made an intentional joke. Haha. :) In the examination room when the nurse asked Jerry to look at the screen and we saw his.. insides..., I was so hoping you'd say "Colon then, educate me." LOL "I've forgotten more than you'll ever know" - get it put on a t-shirt. Or you could have a notebook full of 'thoughts' so you can remember this stuff. Yes the knife schwing. I've noticed this. Here's some more... 1) car tyres in older movies (and maybe some new ones) screeching on gravel and grass when they pull away or brake. 2) modern cars in movies locking their brakes when screeching to a stop (no ABS??) 3) when a series of lights some on in a corridor, they never all come on at once. It's always one at a time and always with a kinda clickband sound as they do it. 4) all frogs in movies sound the same with that "ribbit, ribbit" sound. Yet most frogs make a growling sound and the species that make that 'ribbit' sound are ONLY found in the Hollywood area - so guess where the recording came from. Robot Wars was great when it was on TV here. The robot called Razor was a killer of other robots. Loved it! Great episode and loved the reaction and stories. Great stuff!

AWR93

I’ve forgotten more than you’ll ever know (incase you forgot Mandy) 😉🤣

Remi

🤣 Is he the fucker Who Always gives you colds and coughs?

Mandy Cane Lane

Hahaha! It was a joke silly pants! 🤣 He is actually a great sport with the banter and makes fun of himself as well.

Liam Tulley

He is and still is haha

Remi

I never made fun of him I just laugh when other people do it... 🤔🤦🏼 Pretty sure there's some irony in there somewhere emetophobic dumbass

Remi

This episode fell a little short

Mandy Cane Lane

HAHAHAHA! "Accidental racism" just because my memory is trash, dang, tough times we live in 😅. Thank you for the clarification though! Rings some faint bells in my mind 🤣

Jeffrey44

The one I like is the record scratch sound when music is stopped suddenly even if it isn't being played from a record. I love it every time I hear it in something.

Jeffrey44

With regards to Jerry St Clair's joke that you missed. It went something like this... The butcher says "I've had to sack my assistant". The customer asks "Why?". The butcher responds "Because he kept putting his willy in the bacon slicer". "Oh" exclaims the customer, "What happened to the bacon slicer?". The butcher explains, "I've had to sack her as well". The humour (or humor as an American would say) comes from the audience's assumption that the bacon slicer is some kind of machine that a butcher might use but then finding out that the assumption was misplaced and it's actually a job role formerly held by a woman who it turns out was having sexual congress with the male butcher's assistant.

Tony Mingoia

One of my favourite lines in this is when Brian shouts "Tell us a joke we know!". It perfectly illustrates the difference between alternative comedy and the traditional "working men's club" type of standup that The Phoenix's regulars are more accustomed to, where comedians toured the country for years or even decades with the same set of jokes. I'm not sure if Peter Kay is being ironic or not though, because he has always relied on a lot of recycled material for his own standup career. There are layers of irony I think.

JokerDanny

According to the DVD commentary the man playing the barber was actually Peter and Paddy's real life barber.

JokerDanny

I think Brian is supposed to be in his 50s and Jerry is supposed to be the same age but it's never been said by Peter Kay.

JokerDanny

The dwarfs weren't being let in because they were being loud and rowdy, also because of the football shirts if you wear a football shirt you're more likely to be turned away from clubs in the UK due to the mix of people being drunk and the various football rivalries we have so it could start fights.

Jason Bonner

The cliched movie trope that drives me mad is the turning on of strip lights in a warehouse sound...never in real life does a switch or light make so much implausible noise. Lovin' your work as usual.

JokerDanny

Eddie Murphy has played mutiple characters in various films The Nutty Professor being the most successful but he wasn't in Big Momma's House that was Martin Lawrence Mandy. You did an accidental racism there Mandy oops, but we won't hold it against you. 🤣

Liam Tulley

As someone who started in those kind of clubs, I can tell you the struggle is real. I once had to follow a guy who had a plastic bag over his head and made chicken noises.

Josh Read

And me!! When the dwarfs turned up I was expecting you to talk about how tall they were. This was certainly a good way to spend 40 minutes thanks Mandy 😊

Benjamin Taylor-Yates

Been a busy weekend for me. God I'm stressed BUT!...but-but-but!...Got some stuff on the go. So might have some more interesting news later 😉. Hobs still bust tho so that's priority 1. You found a house yet Miry? Btw. It's Aisling Bea. Pronounced (Ash-ling). The Irish have weird phonics. She's a laugh, I like her stuff on Cats does countdown. And it would appear for poor Mandy: the Butt saga continues with that colonoscopy scene. 😳 Hahah. "Coming in your ears", 🤣 what is it with Peter Kay and all the double en-tendres in adverts? I'm exactly same about learning random stuff. I sit up all night watching reels and stuff about random history, physics and biology stuff. Or I watch QI which is another trivia comedy show you probably have on your list. Little things like how maths allowed a man to predict to within 60 seconds when his wife would give birth. 😳

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Joshyboiiiiii

Second yayyyyy

Josh Read

First