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WHO-GAMED-IT? - The Finale
🕑 Added 2022-04-27 14:41:02 +0000 UTCThere has been a video game murder, and it’s up to The Easy Allied Detective Agency to solve it. All of the evidence is in, and the family of the victim is desperate for justice. What we know is: Lanky Kong's body was discovered in the slums of Sector 5 of Midgar. We believe the murder took place on Rainbow Road, and a Blitzball was involved. Investigator Sebastian Castellanos is prepared to accuse a suspect and wrap this case up. Who do we think killed Lanky Kong? And WHY?
Thanks to the following patrons for providing these suggestions two months ago. If you’d like to contribute to the last segment, select one of the names below and provide a somewhat plausible motive and method for the crime. Keep it as concise as you can. I may have to make edits for the sake of time. It will be incorporated into a long-standing, behind-the-scenes, narrative that has already been coming together in a way that makes absolutely no sense at all. Thanks for getting weird with me!
Travis Touchdown (Brandon Ray)
Wii Fit Trainer (Javin Mather)
Ezio Auditore (Sara Knite)
Johnny Silverhand (iDens)
Mario (Fede Krauch)
Master Chief (James Anderson)
Mugman (Cody Spencer)
- Brandon
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JessieBlu
Ezio because while trapped in the Angry Aztec level in the Llama's Temple, Ezio and his daughter Flavia were passing through and Lanky made a pass at her and using his grape shooter. This angered Flavia so Ezio took him out. As an assassin he is used to killing but not as adept at hiding the bodies of his victims as Agent 47. The high emotion involved made him careless and thereby the body was discovered.
Trung Nguyen
All the evidence points at Wii Fit Trainer being the killer but they are missing one thing. The motive. The had no reason to kill Lanky who has already retired. The true culprits are actually The Mario Brothers who have had bad blood with the Kongs since Donkey Kong(young Lankey) was the very 1st star of the Nintendo Alliance. Jump man didn't leave enough impact even if he got the girl so he created Mario and Luigi(the original Les Infans Terrible) in his image to expand his turf. When Lankey resigned from his position as a head of the family the Kongs got more popular in the '90s it riled The Mario family really bad. They made "a truce" and waited for a chance for revenge that is best served cold. And Wii Fit Trainer being a perfect scapegoat since Wii program was extremely popular with the people it was like killing two birds with one stone. Now you might wonder how all of this was executed. It's simple actually. Mario killed Lankey then used Cappy to take control of the Wii Fit Trainer and put them on crime scene and afterwards wallkicked away so they would leave no footprints behind. And Luigi did all the cleaning and placed fake evidence to blame it on the Wii Fit Trainer. Little are they aware that DK already knows the truth through a snitch Yoshi who changed sides after decades of abuse from the Mario Brothers. Don DK is waiting instead of showing his hands and instead of the turf he wants to rise to become the big boss of Nintendo Alliance. In other words kick Miyamoto out who has always favored The Mario Brothers The End L&R TearjuEngi
