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FISHMAN UPDATE March 23rd 2023
🕑 Added 2023-03-23 17:02:27 +0000 UTCIt's been a while since you've heard what Desmond Fishman is up to. That's my fault, and I'm sorry. I stepped away from the conversation so that other voices could be heard. But Des has asked that I appraise you of his latest projects, visions and follies, and so I present them here, without prejudice. Commentary comes from Des himself.
"I AM WORKING ON A BIO-GRAPHICAL PROJECT ABOUT MY COLLEGE DAYS IN THE IVY LEAGUE. THERE WERE A LOT OF SPECIAL TIMES AND I WAS FRIENDS WITH SOME MEN WHO WENT ON TO BECOME VERY INFLUENTIAL eg DONALD RUMSFELD! LEARN ABOUT MY VOCAL GROUP "THE CHOOFINGDARTS", MY MANY DARES, AND MY EXPLOITS AS A VARSITY WRESTLER! I ALWAYS GOT MY MAN!!!!1"
"I HAVE PRODUCED A NEW REALITY TV SHOW COMING UP ON FIVE USA (UK) AND BBC AMERICA (USA) ABOUT MY WORK WITH MEN WITH BIG THICK NECKS WHO SUPPORT EACH OTHER BY GETTING NECK TATTOOS! NECK TATTOOS HAVE NEVER BEEN MORE POPULAR, THEY LOOK GREAT AND CAN REALLY HELP THICK-NECKED MEN COME TO TERMS WITH THE BEAUTIFUL CANVAS GOD OR H.G.H DOSING HAS GIVEN THEM! PRESENTED BY CELEBRITY TATTOOIST QUINT SHARKEY WHO DID DAVID BECKHAM'S NECK AND ALSO CHERYL COLE'S BOTTY!!!!"
"EVERYBODY KNOWS THAT MUSIC IS VERY IMPORTANT TO ME AND I HAVE MADE SOME OF THE BEST MUSIC OF THE LAST TWENTY YEARS IN MY HUMID STUDIO. AFTER A BRIEF BREAK TO EXPLORE OTHER OPPORTUNITIES, I RETURNED TO RECORDING IN AUTUMN 2022 AND THE RESULT IS BOTTIES, AN ALBUM OF RARE BEAUTY AND GRACE. IT GOT FIVE STARS IN MELODY MAKER, SOUNDS AND SASSY MAGAZINES!!!!!! I WOWED THE LADS AT DEUTSCHE GRAMMAFON BY JUMPING UP ON A TABLE AND SINGING THE WHOLE THING TO THEM DURING A COMPANY BEANO IN PORT TALBOT, WALES! MUSIC IS BACK AND EVERYONE IS IMPRESSED!!!!!1111"
Comments
Jeremy Impson
I know what a bacon buttie is. I assume they are similar
Jeremy Impson
Dare I ask what a Botty is? Dare I?
William Cole
Des is the specialest boy!
