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The (Glorious) Legend of the SunEater in the Goddamn Spacehell (Final Version!)
🕑 Added 2022-01-31 02:22:17 +0000 UTCHere it is! The song about a certain grandmaster of an order of knights of a particularly neutral color! Lyrics below! >:D
Unparalleled Swordsman, Daemon slayer most true
From the 3rd Company came this heroic dude
Eternal warrior bound to his bigdick sword
He gained his powers through an arcane Ward
As a youth he took the life of a daemon lord
The damned soul cursed the man with his dying words
Banished to the realm of spacehell where torture reigns
There, in this deadly land, he earned his name
Suneater! Suneater! Fighting to the last!
Suneater! Suneater! Kicker of demon ass!
Suneater! Suneater! Questing 'cross the land!
Suneater! Suneater! He will provide the hams!
This is the glorious legend of the suneater in the goddamn spacehell
Of how he's fucking shit up before he returns to the mortal realm
The SunEater wandered spacehell for an age or two
Once he was done with that he knew what to do
seeing the daemon menace all around
He took it upon himself to bring them down
Starting with the God of Plague, He burned down all it’s trees
Noxious gardens turned to cinders in a killing spree
Next he faced the Seductive chosen of the Pleasure God
Six Selected Sluts slaughtered, it was epic and pog!
The Daemon of the Changer challenged the SunEater with a cry
He replied with a "FUCK OFF!" then tore the labyrinth fortress from the sky
Soon, the demons of the bronze lord seek him out with frenzied craze
The suneater didn't give a shit, killed them all in his furious blaze
This is the glorious legend of the suneater in the goddamn spacehell
Of how he's fucking shit up before he returns to the mortal realm
And once he does return, he'll lead us all to our final destiny
A final battle 'gainst the great archenemy to reach our eternal victory
Suneater! Suneater! Fighting to the last!
Suneater! Suneater! Kicker of demon ass!
Suneater! Suneater! Questing 'cross the land!
Suneater! Suneater! He'll provide the hams!
This is the glorious legend of the suneater in the goddamn spacehell
Of how he's fucking shit up before he returns to the mortal realm
