Stuart Millard
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Millard's Christmas Selection Box III
🕑 Added 2023-12-22 22:31:42 +0000 UTCSome extra house-cleaning business for the end of year, as this is the last post of 2023:
- Shamefully, I have to apologise for the audio quality again. Maybe it's not as bad as it seems to me, but I think what's happened here is a combination of the old mic dying and my hearing taking ages to come back properly after Covid, which essentially left me deaf in one ear for about four months. I make these pretty far in advance sometimes, and at the time I obviously didn't notice how muffled it was. It won't be an issue going forwards, and again hopefully it doesn't ruin the video.
- I'll be doing the annual calendar reset after this, (on an every-10-days routine, any month with 31 days pushes the posts one day earlier, and if I don't reset, they'll eventually start sneaking into the previous month) so rather than the first $3 post coming on the 4th of Jan, it'll be the 9th. Then everything's on track to every 10 days again.
- And lastly, Merry Christmas or however you do or don't celebrate to all my beloved Patrons! For various personal reasons, outside of all the Content Creating, this has been a truly horrendous year for yer old mate Millard. But having deadlines to keep, and an audience trusting me with their money in the hopes of being amused or entertained has really helped me get through it and stay focussed on what matters (making videos consisting of poo and wee jokes over barely watchable footage of old telly). So whether this is your first month, or you've been here all year, thanks so much for your support, and I vow to further push the boundaries of fiction and pop culture dissection, with a constant flood of new stuff (and the return of a Haunted old favourite) in 2024.
Cheers!
Comments
Stuart Millard
If I ever get into Heaven, Harry Secombe's gonna be waiting for me with a baseball bat. Weirdly, for someone so foul-mouthed, I must have an above-average ratio of Reverend Patrons, as you're the second (that I know of) on here. Some black market tablets have eased the nob-ache a little, so I've temporarily taken it out of the sling. Cheers!
Phil Robinson
Nearly six months on, and I still find that your rude version of the Highway theme often comes to mind when I hear a hymn - bit of a problem in my line of work. Damn you Millard! Love and best wishes Reverend Phil Robinson. P.S. Hope your well-bad nobache is getting better
Stuart Millard
I feel like you becoming a Patron is really gonna show up my shoddy research. Gonna have to up my game!
George White
Surprised you didn't mention Peter Ball being in the Highway, a notorious paedophile and pal of King Prince Charles'.
