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Lore Post -Welcome to the Store
🕑 Added 2021-03-04 20:06:11 +0000 UTCHello all and welcome! Today I thought Id give you a tour around the store properly.
The building itself is rather small and unassuming we have a decently sized lot on a side road which makes us easy to get to. the exterior has been described as charming or quaint by the local newspaper in their reviews of local businesses. Inside is also fairly straight forward
When you first walk in you are greeted by our cheerful staff at the front desk and are immediately in the room for Level One Cursed Items. We have a rating system for artifacts and each item is tagged with its level as well as its price.
Level One : Items in this category are the least likely to cause people trouble either because the effects are temporary or because the effects are limited to a small area of the body ( eg. cursed pair of earrings that give you cat ears)
Level Two: This category includes items that have slightly more uncomfortable and permanent effects on the person. Items here can cause reoccurring cyclical transformation (eg werewolf) or they introduce changes to the body that would require a large change in lifestyle but still maintain some human element ( eg becoming a centaur or mermaid or anthropomorphic animal)
Level 3: These item are only for those people looking for a permanent extreme change of lifestyle. Items here will completely reconfigure the body in such a way that if you are looking maintain a semi human lifestyle after use it will require great assistance and adjustment. (for example, Non anthropomorphic animal, Dragon, Giant,)
Each of these categories is given a room in the store where they are grouped so that people can peruse but in addition to those rooms we also have the Themed Bays which give patrons a variety of items/ forms in a specific theme. these are changed around every quarter so that new themes can be explored.
The Aquatics Room and The Library are specialty rooms and contain a mixture of items with various levels that due to their natures need special containment. obviously the Library holds only cursed books (or the occasional cursed bookend) while the Aquatics room holds items that require constant contact with water ( either because they are very hot when not submerged or because they need water to live)
The last room in the building is the employee break room. There are employee toilets in the break room but no customer restrooms ( there was at one point, but due to the prevalence of people trying to shoplift an item and then getting stuck in a stall when they changed the restrooms were removed) the other two things of note in the break room is the extremely comfy couch and the door to the Backroom The Backroom door is on what should logically be a exterior wall and only Patty and the owners have the keys. if you are looking through the catalog and request a item labeled BR then patty will gladly go through the Backroom door and get it for you.
