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THE PODCAST Ep. 281 : TIKTOK Morons

🕑 Added 2023-06-18 01:37:10 +0000 UTC

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Laura C. French

This has me rolling!!! I love that you have the ability to make light of situations, yet still know they are serious. You’re the best! ♥️

Gio Persico

Hahah! When the meth-smoking munchkin was referring to everyones entitlement to the "Kingdom", he was talking about Willy Wonkas Chocolate Kingdom! Never used TikTok, never plan on downloading it and that decision is further justified after this hilarious synopsis.

Catrina Beverly

I just listened to the podcast...it put me in a great mood to start the day...you guys are hilarious!

iggyb

He is ffing funny, no doubt. I'd love to see Sal be a regular at least.

Louie Caponecchia

There was just a news story about the feds stopping a young adult who was plotting to shoot up a holocaust museum. The parents claimed "the internet" made their kid a nazi....but the firearms and "tactical gear" the feds confiscated from the guy all belonged to the parents. Because the parents were violent right wing nazis who constantly glorified political violence and domestic terrorism in front of the kid his whole life. But nahhh...the internet is to blame. Yup. Uh huh. Okie dokie

Amber

That’s Right❗️ Anytime run into kids that behave mean, racist or just a plain old bully, I always say wow Good job parents❗️ Children are Not born a racist or against gays bully. It’s their Role models in the home 💯%

Carissa & Logan

The other guy lives on thru the diarrhea sound effect he recorded over a year ago -Logan

Louie Caponecchia

If you looked up the statistics, 25% of little girls are sexually assaulted by their own fathers, and nearly 40% of all sexual assault of minors is by other minors. 0.00001% of the time its a mysterious LGBTQ stranger hiding in the bushes. Gays make a great scapegoat for all the terrible negligent parents feeling guilty for literally handing their children over to their assaulters, usually within their own fucking weirdo christian church. I'm just gonna go ahead and say it: if your child gets molested, Its YOUR FAULT. YOU are a terrible parent.

Dan Bell

she’s miserable.

Dan Bell

EXACTLY. There are disgruntled fans who would definitely be happy if I died. They say the most passive aggressive shit about me “coming to a bad end” or “getting myself shot trespassing.” The groomer bullshit is all homophobia 101 and you’re right...most of the time an admission on their part. Sick of it.

Louie Caponecchia

Anybody who uses the word groomer is either 1) admitting theyre actually the pedophile, or 2) secretly wants to exterminate all gays and trans people.

C. Wesley Northrup

Dogs are becoming more and more human like as time goes on :)

Levi Hall

Literally tho

GC1931

These far-right freaks have become the social justice warriors they claim to hate.

Levi Hall

This target lady also probably complains about banks and mail not running on Juneteenth how insufferable can you be if you aren't working 9-5 and are LOADED with cash.

RieSLING (Roland)

YESSS!!! 🥇

JB Parrot

Sal for Co-Host!!!!!!!!!

JB Parrot

I third it

Baroque Lobster

This was really funny, thanks for making me laugh guys!

Nostalgic Tophat

I second that motion.

Hunter Waldroup

I think sal should be your new co host

Courtney Marker

Scott Baio, lol. "CA is too wild for me, so I think I'll move to Florida!"

JdoubleU

Scott Baio played Chachi on Happy Days (successful show until it jumped the shark) and Joanie Loves Chachi (unsuccessful show bc it was stupid even for the 70’s). Scott Baio is a has-been. Hollywood won’t hire him bc he is shady even by Hollywood standards.

Bob

"This whore drinks rose"... From a box.

Bob

Gonna need another chair for guests so Mama doesn't get jealous.

stacey

Two pods!?!? I’m so excited!!! Thank you Dan!

RieSLING (Roland)

Have to finish 280 first, but totally looking fwd to this one! Steph was an amazing guest (so weird and funny!) but Sal is an all-time favourite of mine. Great voice, great humour. Just a great guy.