❤️ ⚔️ Gimme Back My King ⚔️ ❤️ [Warrior Queen] [Storming a Castle For You] [Get Away From My Husband] [Hey, Sweetheart] [Missed Me?] [Flirty & Deadly]

JP800

i guess the evil queen muts have a thing for muscular tomboys

Ghostship1776

This one is one of my favorites

Eleum Soporo

I was imagining being in the corner in a basic wooden chair with tons of rope through the whole thing, just quiping in randomly. Lol

Liam Richardson

I'm imagining myself just hanging in the background slowly spinning around like Thor in Ragnarok.

Awkward Space Man

Phwoar. This is fantastic!

Blindluck92

Congratulations Tea. This was the audio that made me break down and become your patron. I want to be upset, but honestly? It was inevitable. I just stopped fighting. I would've loved to have thrown my support in during that YouTube fiasco, but real life happened, so I'm here now.

Bushido Blade

Gotta love a lady like this one.

Sam

I don’t know why but I picture the husband king dangling upside down from a chain during the whole thing.

Shadowy Fox

I had to laugh every time there was a mention of lady balls. It's an appropriate descriptor for the majority of my favorite women in my life. Also "sex on scholarly legs" is probably the best descriptor ever.

Mac

More of this, please ❤️

Savage Dragon

Love that one.

VeRG1L_47

Okay... I'm all for continuation of this story...

VeRG1L_47

The moment i heard it, i thought: "ah... Jmann would be displeased".

Jovial Alexander

“This makes total sense. She wants to fuck ME...” Makes me think of the old Robot Chicken M. Night Shyamalan meme; “What a twist.”

Now this is a certified hood classic.

Some might use the nomenclature "Dummy Thick" to describe such a blade

We need to know for immersion purposes: Do you have a big fuck off sword in this? Like a dumb, massive Final Fantasy sword

Ok that's good ! Thank you. The fact that it's close to one scenario I suggested is a nice bonus. :)

Kit Riley

I love this! 😄 First I find it funny how we're just kind of chilling on the side while our Wonder Woman of a wife sasses our captor, and I loved the twist at the end. As someone whose bisexual themself I always appreciate the representation, especially when it busts stereotypes. Thank you so much for this gem, Tea! 😊

MUZaKM4K3R

The great thing about getting your channel deleted on YouTube is now you can move into the not-so-family friendly territory and not have to worry about the creative limits of comrade Google

Omg I love this so much I could hear the pride and how full of her self she was and I loved every second

Mike Taylor

*sits back and watches the banter*

Jmann1892

"Not physical balls" Big Disappoint Tea. Otherwise Great audio

Reasonably Satanic

Hell yeah, really missed these fantasy-setting roleplays of yours, Tea ^^

JamaicanMeCrazy

This was so freakin' good! 🥳🥳

IceBear

The sass. I love it! 😂

Jam Elephant

Yess Queen!!

Charles Johnston

I feel like this is the kind of girl I would have XD

Jeremy Knight

...For some reason I imagine being kidnapped by a female Bowser from Mario and my wife is a sassy warrior Queen.

Christopher Martinez

Just like what spike says in cowboy bebop "I love a woman who could kick my ass"

Camilo Iribarren

Who doesn’t like a woman who can defend herself? Because I certainly do!

Mike Taylor

I'm at work right now. I shall indulge later.

Meadiocracy

I must say I am extremely aroused. I don't want kids but with a woman like that, I'd strongly reconsider my stance on the matter.

Splat Koopa

Thank you darling for saving me from her. I don't know what I'd do without a strong, beautiful wife that's highly skilled on the battlefield. People will sing songs of our rule. The rule of King Koopa (I swear, I'm not Bowser) and Queen Tea!

Warden D.

I imagine Tea just swinging around a giant great sword with a big grin on her face just before the audio starts.

Brutus

Idk why, but when I read hear comes trouble it made me think of this: Prepare for trouble! And make it double! To protect the world from devastation! To unite all peoples within our nation! To denounce the evils of truth and love! To extend our reach to the stars above! Jessie! James! Team Rocket blasts off at the speed of light! Surrender now, or prepare to fight! Amazing audio tea, I love it. I hope ya make more of these, maybe a series. Though I was sad the big tiddie waifu option didn't win, hopefully it will eventually be made or maybe ya could try my combo idea I suggested in the voting comment section. All the best tea. I hope your day is going well. Thanks again for this fantastic audio. I needed it today.

Karl

'Storming a castle for me' huh. And here I am trying to make myself some midnight snaccs 🍿

The ending had me smiling. Definitely enjoyed this one, glad it won the vote.

The Baka King

Me: "Now that, THAT'S over I'm gonna go find some food and a new sword."

hohoho thats what im talking about! no regrets about becoming a patron

C. T. Meraki

Haven’t even started listening yet and I’m already in love with this premise

Viltaryn

Thank you m’lady 💙🌹💛

AdamUpAe86 !

It's not like I needed to be saved or anything but... Ty 😶

JamaicanMeCrazy

I have my evening wind down time Audio ☺️

Thor Odinson

I like this lady.

Anthony Giggie

I couldn’t help but think of “Have fun storming the castle!” from The Princess Bride

Akito Kiba

All hail the Queen!

Mr. Mayhem

Oh hell yeah. Love the fantasy stuff.

Lavendhim

The Boudicca vibes are strong in this one

16BitYeti

Gives a whole new meaning to ‘yaaas, queen.’

Kurohime

Ah yes. Warrior Wahmen to the rescue. I accept.

Elijah King

Banger

June

Thank you