🎊 🎉 🥳 Make Tea Say Weird Shit YET AGAIN 🥳 🎉 🎊 [Thank You 4000] [Please Enjoy Whatever This Is]

Kai

Ya know what fuck gravity is that a asdfk reference

Comegente

this is the best investment of money i have ever done. i can't stop smilling and giggling to myself like a teen reading a cheesy book after listening to this audio. nobody told me you could mp3 happines

German Wulf3

same

I love that it opened up with a rvb reference

Michael Cooper

I swear to god it’s a fucking try not to laugh challenge

phoenix

I died. I'm dead. RIP me. XD

JamaicanMeCrazy

I finally got around to listening to this. I pray to all that is degenerate and wholesome, we need more of English Tea (yes I went there). It's just so perfect I will up my pledge if we can have even a standalone audio with this! 😳🤩🤩 That aside, this had me laughing all the way through. As a native Englishman; "Bloody good show my dear! Bravo!"

Quinn Anderson

I lost my shit when you said “I’m going to beat you so hard, my dicks going to be jealous! “ 😂😂😂

Oni-10

Ooo my god my stomach 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂 this shit is going to kill me

HelloFriendXD

Reckon we need some tinee winee lovey dovey tbh

Scarida Ghostly

Mine made it in! Didn't think it would. 🖤

Scary Meunster

Soul-crushing that I didn’t make the cut, but absolutely blursed. I love it.

Trygveblacktiger

No Zoo visits :c

Dhalexpert .

I’m so happy that I joined Tea patreon.

AudioFreak

Apparently us degens love when a woman talks about our dicks. LOL

I was fully prepared to hear "PULL THE LEVER KRONK" after the last bit, maybe next time

IceBear

HAHAHA! THREE MINUTES OF GOLDEN CONTENT I AM HERE FOR😂😂😂

BoxesNBeds

Perfection 🍵👌

Sparko

Tripped going up the stairs and 2 seconds later tea says fuck gravity, then proceeded to fall down the stairs laughing. Thoroughly convinced Tea has magical powers and no one can tell me otherwise...

Dalton Remy

You're welcome my friend. 😆

reecehasbeard

Moar

Levi

so many monty python references and I love it

Chino Nuñez

Fuck, I got one just now that would be hilarious

Andy B

awesome! thank you! I laughed out loud!

Jaden

Yes

VeRG1L_47

Gonna come up with something funnier for 5k

John Folmer

This was absolutely beautiful

James Emmerson

I cannot begin to describe how fucking cursed that last one is

Peyton Helix

I hoped my suggestion would be included, I didn’t expect it to be the first one spoken! I love the fun you brought to all these quotes. Good work, Tea. 😁

Jacob Griffith

That last one scarred me, ngl

leviidagoat93

The kind of content I subbed for.

CodyTheBruh

I am SCREAMING rn this is wonderful

TeacupAudio

Oh, apologies. It was written as "match". I didn't know the reference, so I just took it as it was :D

Isolex

Whoever suggested you're my little pogchamp, I salute you for doing gods work

Warden D.

I'm losing my shit. This is wonderful

CurrentlyEatingPies

This is funny AF because I didn't read through the other comments. Just a little thing though, the "mach" "in mach 10" is pronounced "mac".

HogBiter

I’m so happy my gravity line got put it. Thanks so much 😊

The Professor

I made it! Woot and thank you.

HogBiter

Yo. She straight up sounded like young Ben 10 when she said “why do we always have to save the world?” I was like, holy shit!!! 😂

Blindluck92

0:19 was a REALLY bad time for me to take a sip of water, because that "fuck gravity!" has quite possibly killed me on multiple levels.

Brooms17

The fucking delivery on some of these, though. xD That was the most aggressive 'nya' I've ever heard. Nicely done!

EYYYYY, MY BIGGUS DICKUS ONE GOT IN~! That was absolutely hilarious, Tea~

___ ToT

Better luck next time

___ ToT

Lmao thought she’d yell about the crusade xD

sa r dran 24

Bruh, whoever recommended her to say that pogchamp meme: Well done, you bastard. That was fun

Jonathan Gonzalez

I am dead.😂😂

We need an audio with a Scottish accent

Dalton Remy

Ayyye my suggestion made it in AND I got the broccoli! Ya'll can call me Deku now! Lol Thanks Tea!

Viltaryn

Indeed that weird shit is magical 💙🌹💛

Elijah King

Ayee let's go

June

Thank you