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❤️ 😳 You’re My Simp 😳 ❤️ [F4M] [Loving Girlfriend] [NO ACTUAL SIMPING, JUST JOKES] [Help Me Pick Out An Outfit] [What Do You Think?] [I’m Making You Wanna Simp For Me?] [Honey, You’re The Best Boyfriend EVER] [Flirting & Teasing] [Don’t Simp For Anyone Else, Though] [Just Me]
🕑 Added 2021-08-09 18:15:19 +0000 UTC“Really, really, really, really, really?!”
She want a man in the street
But a simp in the bed.
“Oh, the compliment of all compliments! THANK YOU!”
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✨RECLAIM THE WORD SIMP, BROTHERS. RECLAIM IT FROM THE CRETINS!✨
No, but in all seriousness, I hope it's clear the girlfriend and boyfriend are NOT taking simping seriously. Simping in this context just means "yo, you HAWT".
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Script & Audio by TeacupAudio
Comments
Blindluck92
Tea: "Don't simp over anyone but me." Me: "What about Gal Gadot?" Tea: "...Fine, apart from her, that's fine. I'm heterosexual, not blind. That girl is FIIINE!" Me: "Right?!"
Anthony Giggie
Ngl, I do be simping sometimes.
Tommy Hiesto
Aww man my heart cannot handle this wholesomeness i'm smiling and laughing so much you are a star tea hope you have a wonderful day you wholesome Legend
Nathan Brown
It's fine, no "Tea" spilt here. 😉
King Demon
My heart is gunna explode by the sheer amount of wholesomeness and cuteness this audio contains, ah! ❤️
Joseph Brown
You have to simp correctly. Make sure to simp wholesomely for your loving girlfriend. ❤
Emperor’s Champion
In the "2000 AD" comic, Simp was a slang term for people who walked around in Circus clothing...
Davin Long
I can safely say I simp for a lotta content creators, and honestly as of now they're definitley worth Simping for, including your wonderfully wholesome yet horny self!
Frohawk
Yeah, I'm a simp. S - Shut up I - And take M - My P - Money!
TeacupAudio
Eh, close enough :)
TeacupAudio
Your getting behind this is very appreciated, sir :D
TeacupAudio
🤭🤭🤭🤭
TeacupAudio
Yay for satire and it's ability to inspire giggles :D
TeacupAudio
I'm so proud of you seizing back a word from the toxic 14 teen year olds. No, but seriously, calling someone a simp because they exhibit common decency for a woman - WHAT A SIMP :D
TeacupAudio
WHAT HAVE I DONE? Oh wait! It's just role-play! Never mind and thank you so much :D
TeacupAudio
HEART EYES, MOTHER FUCKER :D
TeacupAudio
Stranger times are ahead of us, my friend :D
TeacupAudio
JUNE :D
Mike Taylor
Ook! Ook! Ook! Oh, wait. That's chimping!
Mranqueetas
I can get behind this 😍 Many thanks Tea!
Eclipse
🤭🤭🤭🤭
TeacupAudio
I'm now terrified that everyone thinks this is serious. This is a girlfriend using wordplay. Simping in this context just means "YOU'RE HOT, MOTHER LOVER". It's just role-play, yo! ROLEPLAY :D
Castor
I’ll admit this was cuter than hell made me giggle
J.T. Packer
Gotta disagree here. Being a simpering little sycophant isn't a good thing.
Jmann1892
Call me old fashioned but i was raised to serve my wife. I clean the dishes and cook her food. I do whatever she says because she is my wife and she makes the rules around the house. She owns me. I am her property. If she ever cheats on me it's because i was lacking.
Iron Piedmont
Wasn't expecting to embrace "simp," but hey, here I am.
Jmann1892
Simp means Sucker Idolizing Mediocre Pussy. A man is only a simp if the girl he is after has a mediocre pussy, but Teacup is actually a guy named John. I will continue to donate 50% of my paycheck to Teacup because I know that it’s not simping. Tea if you see this I love you please text me back.
sa r dran 24
*Don’t simp for anyone else* As you wish madam.
Thebullman
Never been more proud to be a simp
Mobius176
I never imagined that I would embrace the word “simp” in my life.
June
Thank you
