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❤️ Hope You Like Short Girls ❤️
🕑 Added 2021-08-13 17:23:43 +0000 UTC"Guys! Pack your bags! We're going to the shire and having a wholesome picnic. That's right, degenerates. You're getting a HOBBIT GIRLFRIEND."
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Chris Santos
Short gurls is best
cpt_yakitori
I'm hiding my rings, I'm on to you lady Tea Baggins. You're welcome to partake in my cheese platter n Longbottom Leafs, though.
Scarida Ghostly
*Isengard. To Isengard. They're taking the Hobbits to Isengard. To Isengard (Gard gard g-g-g-gard)
NakedSunFlower
Yes, that was a really good pinch of positivity for today. I'm definitely ready for a picnic in the shire!
Raven
Beware the shortstacks
Kaisel
Dang I’m late af! What did I miss? o-o Oh thx TEA
Perfect timing
Greenstrike
all shortstack girl are equal
Lachlan Parker
Really!? We are?! YEAH!!! Since I'm 5'3"-5'5", it's probably the only way to find girlfriend material shorties below my own 19/20yr old short ass...
Brooms17
Joke's on you, I PREFER short girls! >:D
Bear
Short stacks, warm hearts, full bellies and hairy toes! 💛
Phoenix Brave Hideki
Cant wait Tea!
CurrentlyEatingPies
Goblin > Hobbit
TheTMoneyMan
The average height of a Hobbit is three feet six inches.
UAC Bearbi
I was just playing Lego Lord of the Rings...
Coby-O
Oh. That’s sounds neat. How tall are they compared to us?
Hopefully this doesnt come up 'short'
Jared Chinchello
LET'S FUCKIN' GOOO
John Folmer
Yooooo. Aw man now I wanna hear you do the one ring poem in the black speech of mordor
Warden D.
By the realms it's time for second breakfast!
Sam
Can't wait
TheTMoneyMan
As long as you are not trying pull what this anime is: https://my-senpai-is-annoying.fandom.com/wiki/Igarashi_Futaba, I think that I'll give it a try. Kinda tired of this trope in anime to be honest.
Jeremy Knight
It depends on how short they are. I prefer women to be taller than me but i'll take what I can get.
bag
AH LOTR IS MY ALL TIME FAVOURITE hypeeeee
Delinash
YEAH I’m looking forward to this!
Mike Taylor
I dig short girls. They can climb all over me like a monkey on a jungle gym.
Frohawk
It definitely doesn't need to be but if this is NSFW, "Yes we've had first orgasm, but what about second orgasm?"
Giantess gf AND Hobbit gf?? In the same month? We're truly being spoiled.
chad drake
Yes, Scottish accent
Blindluck92
(Bilbo voice) "I'm going on an adventure!"
Jordan Curry
Bring it on teacup
kris220b
As long as they are willing to be big spoon too Any height is good
Iron Piedmont
I'm into tall queens but I like myself a fine short stack once in a while.
PLUTTOH
I’ve never felt more appreciated before today, this is wonderful
Flux Goodra
Do goblins count? Cause yes please. Oh Hobbit? Yeah sure!
Barontakedown
Now, will this be a second breakfast or luncheon? Dinner supper even?
Prophet Tentakles
Perfect timing, i wanted to rewatch LotR anyways
Nathan Smith
Only if we can keep our secrets
MalikTheRonin
We’re getting a WHAT??? 🤯❤️
sa r dran 24
#ShortGirlAreFeckingPrecious
Benjamin Horton
I don’t mind short stacks
June
Thank you
