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🕑 Added 2021-12-01 18:06:15 +0000 UTC"You can literally be having the most casual, non-sexual conversation, say something like "yeah, haven't shaved my legs in like..." and from nowhere some asshole will be like "I DON'T FIND BODY HAIR SEXY." Well, buddy, I've got some fantastic news: NOBODY'S TRYING TO SEDUCE YOU."
Have your preferences, jack-off to the minions, I don't care, just know that nobody gives a shit what makes your pp hard. Nobody. Especially people who weren't trying to solicit sexual attention from you.
I 100% appreciate that the majority of us get this, it's just that small percentage is really fucking loud :)
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People are fucking weird
Bearr
Hair is hair, if they dont like that hair maybe they should get rid of their hair
Fangrend
indeed if your not going to be in my bed it don't matter what you think.
Xandred_Bass
Amen!
bag
Petition for women to grow all the peach fuzz and leg hair they want without any side comments π
Jeremy Knight
This sounds like this happened in the middle of a discord call/chat.
Monkee Boy
There's the side of Tea that makes my heart melt, and then there's the part that just lays down the fucking law, lmao. I love it all! π
Richard Hardslab
Thatβs a good point, they hopefully wouldnβt
TeacupAudio
I don't think people who behave like that have significant others.
Richard Hardslab
I meanβ¦ I like to think someoneβs SO would care about what makes them horny
Raleigh Wrenn
Idk but those purple minions look wild π
June
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Wraith
Legit chuckle out of me. You've won 2 interwebz today
CurrentlyEatingPies
Twat: I dOn,T lIkE bOdY hAiRΒ‘ Furry: Pathetic.
Wraith
Take out the "probably" (despite it fitting the meme format) and insert ALWAYS. π€£
Evan Gentry Moore
I'm a pleaser, so I like to give people what they want. It might not have started out about them, but if they make it about them, I'll confirm it's about them by claiming whatever it is that annoys them is being done specifically to annoy them. It's hardly ever not fun.
TeacupAudio
:D
Finley Cartmell
Read minions as minors for a sec and was like WAIT NO TEA WHAT
Isolex
"BUT IF ITS NOT ABOUT ME THEN WHATS THE POINT?" -Some asshat, somewhere, sometime probably
Speirs
I think this can be broadened out to "it's not always about you." Sometimes a friend is just discussing something with you just to discuss it, not what your preferences are. Like I've had conversations where I talk about something I'm working on with a friend and they'll immediately talk about what they're working on instead. It kills the conversation.
Wraith
LOL yeaaaaah... people are fucking weird.
NiceGame Eh
They're loud because they know nobody is gonna listen to them if they aren't
CobyOctoVT
I think people these days are way too horny and do that crap way too much. You know the old saying, βGet your head out of the gutter.β
Ashley Hedley
Well said π
TeacupAudio
Good god. You just nailed it! :)
Iron Piedmont
Well said. Whoever said that sounds like one of those types of people who are like "that's nice, but how about we talk about me?"
Arvel
This fits quite well ^^ according to a few friends I supposedly am a bit flirty, but completely unintentional. Just was weird when I once told a friend I'd like to visit her some time and she took that as me wanting to come over and bang her. Which was absolutely not my intention :(
