The Next Time You Confuse Products with Reality... Please Don't
🕑 Added 2023-04-17 12:51:14 +0000 UTCRandom DM-ER: "Come on, you voice audio porn, I bet you're so sexy irl."
ME: My dog's are going into the kennels and now I have IBS cramps because I'm emotionally dependent on animals that lick their own butts.
THEM: "I would like to un-volunteer my penis"
JUST WANTED TO CLARIFY, I FOUND THIS FUNNY. IT'S ALL GOOD. NO CRYING IN THE DM'S HERE :D
Comments
Rizzhardt69
I mean, tea is tea, attractive regardless โค๏ธโค๏ธ
Avavago
Damn my home girl got ibs AND period cramps ๐
Pall Serpent
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Nameless...
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Lost Puppy
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NakedAlice
It definitely made me laugh to tears. Tea, you can't do this to us)))))) Take care and stay in touch Tea!
MUZaKM4K3R
That sucks tea, I wish I were there right now so I can give you a nice shoulder and back massage relieve some of the stress of carrying so much weight, this whole community's happiness must be heavy, be sure to stretch and take breaks!!
Joshua Jackson
Oh my God! You mean to tell me there's a difference between fiction and reality! All in all, I'm sorry you have to go through these sort of things and get these sorts of DM's, Tea.
Joseph Brown
If it's worth anything Tea, your quips are hilarious and never cease to make me chuckle. This would actually be good for Make Tea Say Weird Shit.
Ninja T-rex
. . . This is why I'm afraid of publishing any of my creative works. Because of weirdos like this.
Cyberweasel89
As a woman who writes smut, I've had a few guys do this to me. I consider myself lucky it hasn't been more than a handful.
Rye Bread
I hope you feel better soon tea, IBS is a bitch. It's interesting you post this, had a discussion earlier today about the effects/existence of parasocial relationships and I think this Is a great example to remember the human behind the screen <3