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🕑 Added 2025-02-22 15:00:08 +0000 UTC

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Laura YUC

Lolll the sooch legs at the end is me when I do something evil 😈 (I am also short asf unfortunately)

Jackson Maltese

Apparently rat poison tastes like cinnamon so he's lucky it wasn't French toast or something lol

Larissa Nuñez-Hill

Ah psychological warfare my favorite 😂

Lucía Rueda Quero

Our baby is salty 'cause he can't be loud with his boyfriend 😆

VelBelle

Probably Sooch

VelBelle

“To nourish you” had me cackling 🤣🤣🤣

PrincessC123

Didn’t get the reference, I just thought he was allergic to nuts 😂

Stacie Melendez

Everyone talking about sooch and Josh BUT HOWIE BLUSHING EATING THE SANDWICH. MY LIL HEART CANNOT TAKE IT

eacey

josh who hurt you lmao

Matthew Helland

Casey?

Doddz Co

Josh has been burned before I suspect!

gehrminator

look at that ittie bittie boi, feet don't touch the ground in an adult chair, cute 🤏

Peachy Keen

Sooch is me fr fr

Insaner

If ur friends aren't sure they're safe with you...are you really friends 😌 🧐

Frb

Know what else is abt to be in that tiny body?😏

Any

So much evil in such a tiny body

thedistortedeye

Sooch being a menace>>>

Kiara Davis

Yes, that would be…… silly 🙂 hahahehe😈

your.mom

Sooch to Howie: i made you breakfast 😚🫶🏽🫰🏽 Sooch to Josh: i made you breakfast 👹😏🤫

G

Makes me think of the "sooch and his handler" pic that bittie did a little while back

Amber

Psychological games 😭😆..

Gracie

I got the cyanide joke right away lmaoooo

NoNameGame

I always thought psychological thrillers were scarier than gore/jump scare. Sooch is proving my point.

Léa

Not suspiciously at all either 😂

ell

👹😈👹😈🌞

Gracie Bou

HAHAHAHAHAHA

Magz

I do think he initially he just felt like doing something nice (be it bc he's in a good mood or bc he wants to have a serious talk, like Josh did with the coffee), but when he saw Josh uncertain he jumped on the occasion lol

Millie J

Evil psychological love games 😈

Magz

The 'mind games' here is that Sooch is acting veeeeeery nice and innocent, which is out of character for him since his relationship with Josh is usually playful bickering. Nice and innocent enough to seem like he's hiding something, which makes Josh think he mightve done something with the sandwich or be trying to prank him or something. So while yes, technically, Sooch just did something nice by giving Josh a sandwich, he's having a bit of fun making Josh overthink it :")

Umbrathor

Nono of HOWIE's cooking. Check what just happened on the lab, and the many times his culinary attempts got censored. And disposed of as chemical waste.

Umbrathor

Excellent assessment, Theo.

Umbrathor

But Sooch isn't doing anything! Just giving himn a sandwich and answering his questions.

Umbrathor

I hope that is the explanation, and not Sooch actually playing mind games. That's probably just a joke by Bittie. Being autistic I tend to take anything people sat as true unless there are clear clues to the contrary, but 'Sooch actually playing mind games' with a sandwich... I don't see that happening.

V Blackstone

Damn, you're right. I had read several articles a few years ago talking about how dangerous they were to have raw or growing in your own yard and that's what I remembered. Your comment made me recheck that. Didn't know that. My bad.

Babyfire86

Dabble in psychological games! 😆😆😆

GR

Hahahaha Sooch is such a youngest sibling!

Allison B

SOOCH, you little troll! LMAOO

MJ

Sooch over here completely happy and Josh about to panic with that sweat 😅

Morgen Schuler

poor Josh 😅

Hannah Charbonneau

Kinda like Josh did by giving Sooch coffee when he wanted to tell Sooch Molly saw them kissing a while back

Lunarfrey

Josh - is it safe? Soother - 🙂

Sarah B

I love that Sooch is likely about to have a semi serious talk with Josh but was gonna use the sandwich as a joke to break the ice. I feel like that's the direction we're going in

Sarah B

Lmfao 😂 SOOCH!!

Tenga

His panic 😭

Léa

Sooch you're wicked! 😆 Let the poor hungry guy eat in peace 😂

Ino

Josh is so hungry but is so afraid of what Sooch "might" have don't to the sandwich ahhahaha

Tom G

Yes, HCN smells like bitter almonds, because that's part of what makes bitter almonds smell 😄 The almond smell is mostly from benzaldehyde though.

Colby

to nourish you 😭

Tom G

Nonsense. You need to eat several kilos of sweet almonds for there to be any issues at all. By the way, cooking almonds does not impact their cyanide content in any way. *Bitter* almonds is a different matter.

keylean

The switch from absolutely adoring and sweet for Howie to being a menace dabbling in psychological warfare with Josh cracks me up 😂😂

theo

I think he's feeling a little generous after this morning.

𐐪𓂃 haven

Blushy Howie made my morning

𐐪𓂃 haven

Bahaha poor Josh

K Méndez

Is Sooch trying to rest importance of making breakfast for his bf by also making breakfast for his other friend or is he just in a good mood?

Jessica Shontz

Everyone is scared of Sooch cooking

emily

Sooch is me on the rare occasion that I'm kind to my brothers and offer some of my french fries from McDonald's 😭😭

samiaia

no I def noticed that too

Barbs

loooooooool sooch you little shit XDDD if you want josh out of the house just be nice, jeez

Dani Z

Not the psychological warfare!!!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Nad1n0

Free food and poisonous/deadly? During exam season? I call that a win win

BiliousBecca

Sooch, you absolute MENACE 🤣🤣😭🤣 Poor Josh

Jenna H

I love their friendship so much lol

V Blackstone

Which is why you can't eat raw almonds. They are poisonous.

kells

Being picky over a meal handed to you? In this economy? As a college student? Accepting that your roommates might poison you is a sacred college experience, Josh you wasteful drama queen 🙄🙄

Rafi

That smirk lmao

tapwater

Damn you know the sex goes hard when you make breakfast for your partner AND your roommate

Mr. Las

Sneaky :3

Iris Grear

I’ll always get cyanide references cuz that was my hamster’s name.

Tina

"to nourish you" is peak comedy ngl

Megan Ferguson

Happy birthday!! 🎈

Amelia Rector

Dabble in psychological games 🤣🤣🤣

Rachael Pavlik

I genuinely love Josh and Sooch’s friendship. It’s reminds me of how all my male cousins interact.

Brittany

Lol Sooch that’s soo mean 🤣 poor Josh

Katherine Nyx

Loool I even showed my mom, because it was too funny 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

ajayburd

YES PETER THOMAS’ DULCET TONES! WHAT A SHOW!

Kimmikala

For about 90% of the time I spent working on this comic I had forensic files playing in the background lol

SnowWrite

Hahah poor josh, i mean we all remember sooch pissed off face 😂

Amanda

“Sooch has started to dabble in psychological games.” 🤣🤣 Casey has entered his chaos gremlin era.

Amber

Hahahahaahah!

Paw Kitty

Poor Josh

ajayburd

S/O to my fellow forensic files gremlins who KNOW about them bitter almond smells!!! we know our poisons!!!

charlie

howie's face 😭😭 he's so deeply in love, i fear. also josh and sooch are the perfect comedy duo, they're so funny every time 😭😭

Anna Elgersma

What a great birthday present to have today. Psychological warfare between roommates

Shmitty

the difference between Howie chowing down without a care bc his boyfriend made him breakfast versus Josh💀💀

Lillie

He is feeling so good on that natural high. Makong breakfast for everyone

Luna Lena

“Sooch has started to dabble in psychological games” 😂😂 who knew all Sooch needed was a supportive boyfriend to unlock his inherent desire for world domination