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☺️ You Have Been Lied to ☺️ (The Feminine Mystique is Exposed)
🕑 Added 2023-08-13 18:13:01 +0000 UTC"If I wander off at a party, look off into the distance like I’m contemplating a life’s worth of questions, please know I am not a mysterious and alluring woman. I am a woman who needs to fart."
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Kyle Hues
Just as hot😂👌
TheFireIron 357
I was once hanging out with my brother and his (then) wife. She, a fairly good looking college gal, walked into the room wearing a tank top and short denim shorts; not flaunting but definitely accentuating her feminine features.The first thing she did, without warning, was to belch as loud as she could. I looked at my brother and said "Doesn't that just make you feel safe?"
Jack
New pickup line: "Are you seeking a place to flatulate, m'lady?"
Cullen Nash
Sadly, your need to fart has not made us love you any less. 😍
Toark the Nomad
I haven’t laughed that hard in a while, thank you tea
Jason Rimando
Noted lol
Cyberweasel89
Eh, I just let it blow wherever. My boyfriend is used to it. XD
Phoenix Brave Hideki
Great post Tea! Definitely made my day 😁.
Rasmus
🤣🤣🤣
Jeremy Knight
Ha, wish that method worked with men.
Blake
🤣
That_dutch_guy
This made me push a little bit of air out my noise. 10/10 would laugh
BNutt18
Wise words as always Tea 🤣
Warden D.
Damn. That's some deep lore right there. Lol.
Lost Puppy
💜💙💜💙
Mike Taylor
What, you mean you have normal bodily functions? My... my image of you is shattered! * runs away crying *
June
🖤
ghostguy
Paradise Lost
