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Mother, I Require Things for Tea to Say 🙏
🕑 Added 2023-10-19 20:43:51 +0000 UTCIt’s another Make Tea Say Weird Shit post!
Please write down something you’d like me to say and I’ll make into some frickle frackle Knick-knackery!
Thank you.
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Arekkusu
“W-w-w-what’s good lactation nation it’s your girl DJ Cowtits bringing you the sloshiest beats. We're comin' at you live from the heart of the deep south, but not like, the actual south, but more the idealized concept of the south, primarily as invented by the Japanese. About to hit you with an hour of a mix so creamy the cows'll come home early. This ain’t your rancher’s station: we’re spinning beats fatter than my tits. with the most lactose-laden acts of the 21st century who'll either make you get out of your seat and dance or fling off your top to try and keep it dry. Now sit back, get your breast pumps on and settle in for: that's right, sixty minutes of dairy-fresh def jams to kick your mammaries into overdrive!”
Dylan Curry
Remember kids, violence is not the answer. “Violence?” Is the question and the answer is “YES” *insert shotgun sound effect here*
“Just because you put syrup on something don’t make it pancakes.”
