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π My Kidnapper Would Regret Me π
🕑 Added 2024-05-13 16:54:36 +0000 UTCI am very confident that if I was ever kidnapped, I could nag my kidnapper into letting me go. βOh, so youβve got time to kidnap strangers, but no time to brush your teeth or comb your hair? SORT OUT YOUR PRIORITIES, MISTER!β
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SavvyCat
BIG SpongeBob energy
Paschar Araton
Kidnap Victim Tea vs Yandere Tea. Make it happen. ^_^
Lost Puppy
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025knucklehead .
Kidnapper:β you donβt know what hell I ca-β Tea:βFuck off with the act. Your no Anthony Hopkins so give it a rest. I saw better acting from Ambah Heardβ¦ so be silent ya little lamb!β
TheFireIron 357
Kidnapper: "It rubs the lotion on its ski-" Tea: "Oh enough of the fuckin' lotion! It's damp as fuck down here, the least you could do is give me a towel you inconsiderate prick."
TeacupAudio
Statistically speaking, women donβt tend to kidnap men or other women. There are exceptions, of course. But kidnapping usually happens when unknown men kidnap teenagers and women. If women do kidnap, itβs far more likely to be young children. Ah, life is scary π
IRONCOLT
How you know it would be a mister...lol
TheLevlon
Good advice, i'll try it next time.
MaddeusNimrod
Be like Rarity in Friendship is Magic. Spend every breath whining.
VulpineGunslinger
That makes me wanna see a listen yandere and then this happens
Nox Nemesis
Joke is on you- I would appreciate the heck out of someone calling out my scatterbrain!
Spriggs
Thats the spirit, annoy them out of spite until they surrender
CurrentlyEatingPies
I'm getting faint memories of an episode of Extreme Dinosaurs.
Goldbrand
This actually happens in a Norwegian kids novel. Three bandits kidnap a lady with the intent of having her clean up their bandit lair. Instead she bosses them around, makes *them* tidy up, shave, clean themselves and all manner of horrible things. So, if memory serves right, they reverse-nap her while she's asleep and take her back home.
Warden D.
You kidnap someone but they break loose and force you do your damn laundry π
Cullen Nash
Ingenious.
Iron Piedmont
That's some Ransom of Red Chief stuff right there.
Rasmus
Making him sort his life outπ€£β€οΈ
Joseph Brown
I'm stealing this line for future use.
Jonathan Stanbro
I agree 1000% an audio like this would be awesome.
Phoenix Brave Hideki
XD I'm loving Tea's sass in a kidnapped situation. Nagging a kinnaper is great way to be let go. Thank you Tea for the PoP.
Mike Taylor
Do this as an audio!
