DM on Patreon, Degenerates 🫡
🕑 Added 2024-11-23 15:44:38 +0000 UTCCommissions are Open.
Apparently somethings wrong with outlook/hotmail at the moment and people have messaged me saying that they’ve tried to email me and it’s failed.
Feel free to DM here on Patreon.
No incest
No underage content.
No scat or water sports.
No abuse or humiliation.
No rape or non-consensual content.
Please email me at my old lady email teacupaudiocommisisons@hotmail.com
Comments
Ravenforce3
I keep meaning to commission something but I'm, annoyingly, too shy to actually reach out and try to make it happen.
Ga1ahad WitchSlayer
How did we get here?
noobman93
156.27 $ for the 10 minute audio, and 208.37 $ for the 20 minutes.
The Silver Socialist
How much are those prices in USD?
Kidflash
Do grinding on you
CurrentlyEatingPies
*crying on poor*
That_dutch_guy
What the fack
Boopman
Ok guys let's just calm down ok? He is just stating what he believes to be true. Let's not start anything in comments please.
Brooms17
With all due respect, Mr. Parker, what the fuck are you on about?
MadArtist
Excuse me, I believe I threw up in my mouth a little when you explained. At least it isn't the music Scat.
TeacupAudio
Unfortunately, a mentally volatile lass! Autism is a rollercoaster 🎢
Lachlan Parker
"Scat" is poo, basically, and scatplay is a very specific fetish. You have been warned.
Adderall
You might wanna check your DMs; I tried to send an email to you, but it didn’t go through, claiming “mailbox unavailable” 😭
MadArtist
What is scat? What defines water sports?
Joshua Jackson
With holidays around the corner? You're a mad lass. I tip my non-existent hat to you.
TeacupAudio
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Lachlan Parker
This reminds me of how you can scarcely trust a woman's apparent age, which is because of their vanity and insecurities. Teen girls dress like they're in their 20s (including the make-up), young adults try to look like teenagers, the middle-aged women look like either young adults or somewhat elderly, and the elderly women vary too greatly.
TeacupAudio
No worries, lovely. It’s not so much a need issue, it’s more giving people who follow me the opportunity to get exactly the concept they want. And with commissions you can do that. People get the chance to submit free ones, but with a commission you get exactly what you’re after 🫡
Boopman
Sorry if that first part sounded so dramatic. I was referring to you opening commissions. I just assume that you made enough money with patreon that you won't need to open commissions.
TeacupAudio
I don’t know what I did, but… thank you? I think? 🤔 😆
Boopman
Honestly never thought this would happen but this makes me happy. Also I'm gald your comfortable with your age Tea I feel too many women as they get older don't try to embrace that side of growing up.
Wanderering4gura
Your not old just enlightened
Lost Puppy
🧡💛💚💙👍👍👍👍💙💚💛🧡
NightofTwilight
Damn I thought this was a job offer
nicholas ch
You have Hotmail too?? I thought I was the last survivor 😭
TeacupAudio
I’m old and I don’t care who knows 🥳
Ga1ahad WitchSlayer
FUUUUCK I HAVE TO WAIT FOR MY PAYCHECK 💀😭😭😭
LordPryo
Haven't seen Hotmail in a minute lol