Napoleon Blownapart
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Where do you go after you've reached the top of the mountain?
🕑 Added 2022-04-11 00:32:22 +0000 UTCWell, that was a wild weekend.
The live reading of Ashida Kim was the glorious disaster we all knew it would be. Ill be eternally grateful to Kim for introducing the following phrases to my everyday vernacular:
Puss Clop (to punch someone)
Let it go (what Europeans call an orgasm. How did i be European my whole life and never know this?)
I didn't think i could hate that man more until i read his book. What an absolute cacophony of shite. I thank any of you who came along for that particular ride into the depravity of Florida Man Kim. If it hadn't been for Mrs Blownapart taking the reins my will to live may have been Dim Mak'd. She's already asking are there any other ninja erotica novels we can read, I fear I may have created a monster ๐
Well back to normality now that that's finally over with! The rest of this weekend was spent working on Fake Martial Arts Part 2 with a few hours break to watch UFC 232. Man, aside from Chimaev / Burns, that was a actually a pretty unenjoyable card. The storyline was the most interesting part of Sterling / Yan as the fight itself was, honestly, kinda dull i thought. And watching Zombie get a completely one sided beat down was depressing. Kinda feels like he's done after that one ๐ข
But yeah, FMA 2! I finished up the Dale Brown segment today. I initially intended it to be a bite sized chunk in between main stories but it ended up being almost 7 minutes long ๐
So the whole video is almost at a half an hour now which isn't bad for a few weeks work.
I made my first inroads into Frank Dux's book, and holy shit, it's bad. Like, not Ashida Kim bad, but bad enough that I'm already planning a cutaway segment where I fling it out the window of a moving car, or set fire to it, or call a Priest to exorcise it, whatever it takes to get this and Ashida Kims horny tea adventures out of my FUCKING BRAIN. Dux has zero self awareness, zero likeability, and is convinced he's the baddest man in every room he walks into. Oh and did you know he's been trained in the art of seduction by the CIA? I do. And now i can never un-know it. Fuck you, Dux.
I hope you all had a good weekend and aren't getting that Sunday night 1:30am oh god i stayed up too late and I should go to bed but as soon as i go to sleep that means it's almost time to get up and i cant face another day listening to people asking me to fix their PC problems in work and fuckfuckfuuk.
Just me? Damn ๐
Just bleed,
Napoleon
Comments
Napoleon
Honestly not far off how some of these people speak to me ๐
FSM
"You, computer man!" - Reynam, IT Crowd.
Napoleon
I've been trying to find a fix for this for the last 20 years. Yet to find one.
Darcewing _Duck
I'm glad I'm not the only one feeling the 1:30am "oh fuck, I hate going to work" thing.
