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Popular Big Poll: Helltaker vs. Dragonmaid x Slime Isekai vs. Steller Blade x Nier vs. DDLC vs. Konosuba
🕑 Added 2024-08-06 00:00:07 +0000 UTCOption #1: Lucifer, Loremaster, and Justice (Helltaker) in a cooking contest called Hell's Kitchen made by Loremaster herself with Modueus, Malina, BeelzeBub, Judgement, & Pandemonica as the judges. The Chefs are going to make their best tasting & gassiest food they could make to proof who is the best chef of Hell. Justice's idea is to make the best food, she can make. Loremaster's idea is to scientifically engineer the most gassiest food ever. Lucifer's idea is to just bake some of her good ol' pies. After everyone is done with their dishes. They take it to the judges to serve it to them. First up is Lucifer with her pies, each judge eats her dish. Afterwards, they start ripping some wet farts in different poses. Once they are done, they give Lucifer her score. Next up is Justice, she serves the judges their foods and they go to town, loving it. While eating, They accidently let loose a few farts, letting justice know that her food made them pretty gassy already. After finishing the food, They start ripping some mean farts in various poses & gives Justice her score. Last up is Loremaster with her "Scientifically engineered" perfect gassy food. After serving it to all the judges, They all start to dig in not liking it at first until after eating it for a bit all their stomachs start to gurgle. They start to rip a flurry of seemingly unending farts stinking up the room completely. After their farts stop, they give Loremaster her score. After adding up all their scores together, reveals that.... Justice ( The best tasting dish) is barely in first. With Lucifer (The Well Rounded dish) in second place and Loremaster (The worst but by far the most gassiest dish) in third. After revealing the scores and winner with Lucifer & Loremaster aruging on whos dish was "Actual better" While Justice is just happy to participate.
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Option #2: Milim and Ilulu meeting each other and, after finding out they both are dragons, (or half dragon in Milim’s case) decide to have a fart contest to see who is the best. They use Rimuru (human form) as the judge by taking turns letting out massive face farts in his face which he both enjoys but hates thanks to how strong they are. After a few turns, the two forget that they were having a contest and continue farting on Rimuru who is absorbing the farts thanks to his slime body. Swallowing one last fart from Milim, he decides to shift back to his regular slime form as both girls keeping releasing massive farts into him. As Rimuru increases in size from the amount of gas, Ilulu and Milim lose themselves in pleasure as they begin making out while continuing to pump Rimuru full of gas. After one more combined massive fart, Rimuru explodes, releasing a large explosion of gas and falling to the ground in pieces, while Milim and Ilulu continue making out and farting in the background. (Ilulu from Kobayashi’s Dragon Maid and Milim and Rimuru from That Time I Got Reincarnated as a Slime / Slime Isekai).
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Option #13 Eve (Stellar Blade) and 2B (Nier Automata) are measuring their ass to see who has the bigger ass. 2B first measures Eve's ass until Eve's stomach starts the grumble and farts in 2B fart. Eve apologies to 2B for farting in her first before accidently farting again in 2B face with 2B being visually annoyed but doesn't say much. 2B says that Eve's ass is pretty big but she should lay off the food.
Next is 2B's turn, Eve starts to measure 2B's ass until 2B gets a bright idea to trap Eve under her ass with the measure tape and unleashes some nasty farts onto Eve. Eve tries to breaks free. But, 2B foreseen this happening and tightens her grip on the measure tape and releasing even worse farts onto Eve until she sharts, Which knocks Eve out.
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Option #4: Monika and Natsuki are having a sleepover in Monika's bedroom, both lounging around in their pyjamas after finishing a group project. When Monika suggests the two play truth or dare, Nat obliges. Unbeknownst to her, it’s simply a method for Monika to test out her latest and greatest coding achievement, all for the sake of smelly revenge. Monika’s dares aren’t just dares: they’re in-game commands, ones that Natsuki is incapable of refusing.
Things start innocently enough with Monika daring Natsuki to pull her finger, kicking off the gassy night with a casual ripper. Before she can fully question her lack of resistance, Monika bombards Nat with a myriad of other gas-related dares. "Sniff this hamper of swampy panties." "Eat this pizza slice I just farted on." "Kiss me after I down this soda." Things get raunchier and raunchier as Monika's sadistic plan takes them through a laundry list of nastiness.
Hours later, the bedroom has become impossibly smoggy, and Monika's still at it. She's commanded Natsuki to eat her ass, and with it, her never-ending stream of farts. But she has one final trick up her sleeve. Giving her one last dare, Monika smugly looks on as Natsuki starts ripping ass uncontrolably, one insanely long blast with a very wet finish.
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Option #5: The girls from Konosuba seeing Kazuma turned into a thong before getting some dirty ideas for revenge.
From their perspective, it's a normal thong. From the thongs perspective, they're a tiny person that has their arms and legs tied up- their body acting like the thong strap.
Aqua pulls them on, goes out drinking, passes out on the couch. Next up is Megumin who decides to stress test it with her "explosions". Finally it's Darkness who gets off to how dirty it is before putting it on herself and enjoying the embarassment of the whole situation.
Comments
NitroBlack
True tho it may only have four waifu's but each one literally suffices their own audience
Spin Elemayo
DDLC has such distinct characters that I feel like it is very versatile for kinks
Teniko
Oh hey! Glad to see my Konosuba choice up ^^ I don't think it's going to win against DDLC- but cool to see it up there!
Requiem of Consoles
How I feel about Elise. Waiting for her revenge arc
MocKxSavage
Not going to argue about DDLC getting another masterpiece since this man cooks, but does it feel repetitive just like Pokémon?
Spin Elemayo
my second choice would've been Konosuba but since that largely got overshadowed I had to go with my gut and torture Natsuki
Spin Elemayo
It is very appealing honestly
Evan Herndon
easy DDLC sweep as always
Iruma Mob 100
Thank you for believing in underdog stories but I don’t see my slime dragon maid idea overcoming DDLC 😆
SSK02
what is it with the natsuki bullying??
Zebb
The Goat returns
Oofing Oofer1212
Damn, two of my request are up here. Yet, I don't see either of them beating the mighty DDLC girls. 😅 But still pretty happy two of my request got chosen though!
Albert
I believe in underdog stories. Ganbare, slime
Mason Cooper
Man All of these are so good!! So glad we are so back!
Iruma Mob 100
I’m happy one of my suggestions are on here ^^ Thank you for picking it for the poll. I don’t see it beating DDLC but still, I’ll hope 😄 no matter what happens, I’m just happy it was picked for the poll. It was the one suggestion of mine that I wanted to see on a poll the longest so no matter which one wins, I’ll be happy.
Spin Elemayo
Man these are some great options! Between Natsuki torture or Konosuba for me!
