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Don't Be Picky 74
🕑 Added 2025-03-03 01:56:23 +0000 UTCDon't you hate it when the technobabble gets in the way of breakfast? And when your boyfriend makes well-meaning but insensitive comments oh nooo
Got some housekeeping done over the weekend:
New icon featuring Starla. Ain't she a cutie?
Day in the Life has been added to the $10 and $20 tier vaults.
New shop on Itch! The gumroad shop is likely to be phased out later this year.
All it took was the planets to align to get that done! I have to do some dreary work like getting my taxes in order first but tidying up collections and updating my deviantart are on the to-do. We'll see if I get to those before the next alignment in 2040.
Comments
DJ ComicWiz
I have hope this counteragent will not only work but perfected by the group. It will most certainly be a boon for those affected by Wacky Candy. Meanwhile, Whitt will have her comeuppance for her crimes in the form of a karmic punishment. It’s only a matter of when.
Chumlee99
The image popped into my head of some CEO who works with WC as like their investor and she got so huge and fat, WC agreed to set up an office for her connected to the factory and she eats and eats all day while running a multi-billion dollar business and nobody knows how fat she truly is and is the human embodiment of corporate greed
Chumlee99
On a massive scale and Brian perma-causes Katie to never get below like 700 lbs
Chumlee99
Me too, in fact our lady here should start the race at one ton and ends it at 3 tons
Shibuyasake
I really hope this backfires haha
sad hammerhead
Point me in the direction of this one-ton-triathlon...
Guy Face Thrace
You are only permitted to reverse our beloved blueberry with a big ass if she stays LARGE, haha
SarcasticObserver1
Is that a blade runner reference or am I just thinking to much into it
Opik Oort
Corporate greed (and mischievous loompettes) will always find a way
Opik Oort
We're gonna have fruit women the would could never have dreamed of
Chumlee99
Cory: What did I tell you not to do?!? Brian: Turn Katie and Erica back to normal. Cory: And what did you do? Brian: Try to turn Katie and Erica back to normal. Cory: And now Erica is the size of a house and Katie has spread her blueberriness to every woman inside of a 10 mile radius and still growing! Suzy: I told him to carry the 1
SarcasticObserver1
Brian's playing God and that never ends well
BeeGee
oh, brian, that’s not….
Chumlee99
What if Brian's plan backfires and causes Katie to grow even bigger?
Chumlee99
One idea could be her and the finalists shoving as much food as possible into their mouths as fast as possible. Or maybe they do multiple courses and each course gets bigger and bigger like first they start with half a dozen football size potato skins and then the final course is eat a cake that's literally a ton of cake.
Julian Reight
Please don’t let the wacky candy factory stop making its products
Chumlee99
We follow our large lady friend as she goes from event to event growing bigger, stronger, taller, and fatter and by the end she's literally like an 8 foot tall strongfat woman. The final event which is the eat off ends in a tie with another lady (cause they ate all the food and they can't find anymore) which leads to a sudden death sumo match because someone has to win first place and she's become so strongfat she manages to pick up the other woman above her head and gently plop her outside the ring....and wins a job as Kasia's coworker.
Nearly-there
I wonder what the competitive eating scene is like
Opik Oort
One Ton Triathlon would work great as a short comic between longer ones, you know the final part of the event is gonna be eating as much as one can as fast as one can!
Chumlee99
*Pulls out wad of cash and slams it on table* I know you have other comics planned but GD, that One Ton Triathlon idea sounds too good not to make into a full comic. Heck, make it the "Fat-a-Lympics" where Wacky Candy and its rival companies sponsor a competition to see who can become the fattest woman in the world. And we follow that fine young lady on screen as she wins it all (and becomes truly gargantuan)
