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Ep. 197 Premium - the yard therapy [VIDEO]

🕑 Added 2025-05-01 18:25:03 +0000 UTC

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Valkyr prime enjoyer

like IIJericho??

Aaron Reid

The reason for the whole gallon of milk thing is that all humans are a little lactose intolerant just due to evolution but for most people its barely there, but a gallon of milk just passes that threshold of too much lactose and your body just removes it cuz its like "ah yes thats poison"

avery blalock

YOU WILL CALL HER

jaurvhjo

bro moves his BIG ass foot closer then pulls out another

jaurvhjo

BIG ass foot holy shit

Jamie Hauken

It sounds a lot like a nightmare to see an internet celebrity on a school trip, hype yourself up to ask them for a picture, have them say "Not yet! Here's a test first" and walk with you while you absolutely blank on the answer and then at the end, you have to face the guy you just disappointed. I hope they got their photo.

DiabeticDan

Idk if I could drink a gallon of milk AND run, but I could easily drink a gallon of milk in a short period of time

Nat

33:03 DOG JUMPSCARE

cion

“So close” has me fucking dead my goat

bolditalics

top Patreon ep

Alec Warskow

Put them damn toes away Ludwig, why are you as a man showing other men your grippers

awasp

can u put the video on spotify please

Lauren

I ran an eggnog mile and didn't throw up (built different) so im convinced nick wouldn't throw up for the milk mile

Alex treib

Mogul Moves LED stun gun baton

Ryan Abouchedid

I havent stopping thinking about the Slime punching Ludwig in front of a fan bit. It's so fucking funny.

Lyle

Tallahassee’s “Frenchtown” is actually barely French and in fact, a historic African American neighborhood!

Andre Male

Btw, as a Vancouverite, I can tell from the NL pod background that you’re staying in the downtown east side of Vancouver, also known as Vancouvers skid row. We do have a huge drug/homelessness issue but it’s also equally focused in one area, which just happens to be where yall are staying. Glad to see you guys in my city tho :)

JSL

Based on the online poker database of earnings from events/tournaments, Ludwig is the 13,482 top earning player.

Griffin Oliver

I wonder if slime punched Ludwig every time they met a fan if lud would develop a Pavlov response of being afraid of fans

ZeeTrot

love it when DJ Nick comes out to say something

Julis

Connect your discord with patreon and it auto adds it to your server list

Austin Braswell

This is completely accurate, but there are other theories that some groups believe too. For instance, some groups of Christians think that because it doesn’t explicitly say that God ONLY created humans that one time in the garden, after the fall God provided other groups of people for Seth and his many other brothers and sisters to “be fruitful” with. Another theory is that this is why humans are said to live so long (900+ years) before the Flood, so that they could live for multiple generations to allow the family tree to have more branches before crossing back over each other. The boys should have Wendigoon on.

Austin Braswell

I updated my Outlook notification sound to 54:58. How long before HR emails?

Rocco

How do I join the discord, it’s been like 2 years of me subbed

Lebrughn

Lud put your bussy into a full blown kids video and post it on main then make second video “I made kids video to see it if works?? “

Pilzz

Call me Anthony the way I’m sliming my machine

2nd Cousin Todd

nick is just totally correct about the birth thing

Ian Simon

i like the NBs nick those are nice

Gabe

Electric episode here. Man Ludwig was being so magical here, Slime should have just admitted he loved him.

Terah Mohrmann

contrary to what slime slime said, there are no devout christians 52 minutes into a yard premium episode

2013 Acura ILX [critical condition]

Ludwig as a dealer gives dealer Luigi vibes (it's not the L's)

julian

the part about nick's gf throwing with the toothbrush had me crying

jacob beaudway

Aiden’s “I don’t care” quip fucking KILLED me man lmaoo lemonade tycoon really changed my man into a savage

Saturated Bread

I think Ludwig likes how Ryan Coogler pronounces ‘st’

Meghathron

I love how the subtitlers gave up on deciphering what they say when they speak over each. Sucks cuz I need subtitles but I get it lol

lizzy

the blanket made this episode so cozy-feeling

Abrey

I looked it up, Luds not top 10000 but he would be around top 13000 all time poker earners

PineCone

bro I'm eating a burger trying not to gag & throw up 😭😭 love the EP so far tho! Ludwig is how I feel atm this week has been awful 😵‍💫

Jason Queen

I missed a beat when they were talking about Tom Dwan and just kept hearing "Dejuan coin" and was really worried about Shroomed for a moment

Arielle

the long day + post big meal silliness makes episodes like these a joy to have on fridays

Arielle

based

Arielle

funniest comment

Dzeez

Christian viewer clocking in, Nick is right about the sin/birth argument

Zachary Mitchell

congrats Paloma on retiring this year!! 😝😝🎉🎉🎉

Slushy

Eve made Cain and Abel to crack Xbox 360 accounts

Gooby

Aimen era on the come up

Phil

The couch looks like the three stages of Bald. I'm between Slime and Lud. Not mad, not sad - it just is what it is I guess

Triplicata

Do "fuck you" patrons get to join the Yard Cuddle Puddle?

SirFartsAlot420

Good to hear lemonade tycoon talk about homelessness and the history behind chinatown

Fern Dorazio

It took me a sec to realize that BJ was blackjack, and that you weren't saying Aiden would be good distributor of Baccarat and Blowjobs

Ben

It's gonna be a gyatt summer

Nervous

Nick was right about the childbirth thing, but he was wrong about eves kids busting her down. in the abrahamic canon all of humanity comes from the line of Seth and he probably just fucked his sister(s) and/or cousin(s)

Jimmy Hubeny

Nick was right about the Adam and Eve having kids thing. I went to catholic school. Get fucked other yard bros

Roxy L.

my spouse, trying to be supportive: "are you watching spooge?" they have also called slime 'slug' and 'goo' by accident.

strohmss

it’s moments like “sippin wocky” that keep me coming back

Logan Impink

lud should do irl beerio kart, just a foot race where you have to stop moving to drink a certain amount of beer in the race

jonathon dokken

took a t break from the yard patreon (24 hours 💔)

Arblebee Crimdle

Do yall think Yachty is cut or

Jane Ebbert

This episode is big for Lud's wikiFeet

Pikwii

I did not imagine everyone comfy under a blanket and that’s awesome

Brooke

How stoned was Lud during this

Eep

51:03 awesome day to be named eve ♥️

Willow Robinson

As a real Croupier, I think lud would off himself day dot, Slime and Aiden both have that dog tho. Slime would make a great Poker dealer, generally quiet during hands with enough insight into hands to offer actual banter, Aiden is a Baccarat or Bj dealer 100%, casual yapper who would ask about things with low commitment. Thats just my opinon, don't know about US casino culture but thats how it is for me.

Rafe price

Sipping wocky killed me

Kat

they look like the grandparents on the bed in charlie and the chocolate factory

Lucas C.

Lud is wrong about the Bible child birth thing, Nick is right. Adam and Eve's sin, among other punishments, made child birth painful. It was already theoretically possible beforehand, although they didn't do it until after

MM

Lud figured out that Canadian baby bottle pop strat, dip it and rip it

strad

Nick is looking handsome as fuck god damn, the long hair is 100% the move

Knn

dudes like spider-man but never marveld some Mj 🍃

Dunno

It's crazy that the nervous kid needs to buy the patreon if he wants to see if the yard guys talked about him and how they felt about him not knowing Aiden's name. I can imagine him pacing back and forth in his room hovering over the buy button. I honestly would do the same if I met them and didn't have the patreon.

Jamie

Speaking of gallons of milk. Have y'all ever heard of the GOMAD diet? It stands for gallon of milk a day. It's for bulking. NileRed use to do it.

jmiester26 _

Isn't St Louis French town?

Joe Freeman

amen is from the yard

Joe Freeman

slime is my combat streamer

Joe Freeman

ludbug is my contort stream-er

Bake Mo

Gyatto SAMA

breezie

the 3d printed gun guys claim the plans are free speech but probably on some sovereign citizen shit lol

swindi

Wouldn't be my favorite far-right podcast without the mention of the Bible 💯

Hunter Collins

$5 a month to see them hogs

meow

he put them both on the table im gonna lose it

meow

get your damn foot off the middle of the screen, gross

Benjamin Tate

Next Yard Merch Launch: The Yard Casino, like trashy air brushed Vegas Strip shirts but Yard themed and the launch trailer is the 4 of them dressed as dealers smoking outside the casino just shitting on Aiden until he walks outside and they play nice then.