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Ep. 203 Premium - nick has peaked [VIDEO]

🕑 Added 2025-06-13 04:03:49 +0000 UTC

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Jamie Hauken

When he says inorganic materials, does he think it's all mined from rock?

g d

real creamers know that ice cream melt in between the cracks of your tummy

Daniel Lopez

I’m sorry I’m coming back to this episode & “really? You failed Algebra II you dumb fuck?” Is literally the funniest thing on every episode of this podcast like I’m so sorry Nick but the delivery & the own are so good & those are just two elements of the wholr

IansPoorChoices

I forgot about azza lobbies lmao, I’m so glad Nick is an encyclopedia on ts

escapist

Ngl I too have military time on my phone

juliette

watching this as someone who’s taking 2 semesters of organic chem is so so funny they’re so wrong 😭

Mo0t

i am so happy for slime

Melissa Smits

It's really nice of him to bring her cake aww

Jacob Fitzpatrick

To be fair with the abs, if you can see four but not six that's all you'll get. Abdominal bands are genetic and some people only have 4 abs, some 6, some even 8 (if they freaky)

nell

LMFAOAO

serendipitous goatsie

lololol aimen didnt know about faneto either

Jem Tootle

yepp you need to meet one of them in person and whisper the password to them and they will give you the code to enter the super secret bonus episode, ill never tell you the password though

Vismic

Hi, person with a mild understanding of science here. Everything that we make comes from somewhere (the earth is that “somewhere” in the vast vast majority of circumstances unless we’re making something from space rocks or meteorite remnants). You can take a plant from the earth, extract some molecules or compounds from it, and make a “synthetic” product, but that doesn’t change the fact that you still need that thing from the earth. So even if drugs are “synthetic” they are always derived from some naturally occurring item, because that’s just kinda how matter works.

Danger James

queer maxing

Shade

why is aiden's hair around his ear like that

Jatasang

guys, is the super secret bonus episode a real thing?

Jtag

If anyone is curious cod 4 is currently 10$ on Xbox and all dlc is literally free. Idk if it’ll be like this forever but incredible deal

BigW

I genuinely love the progression the Yard has had over the years. Yes haha cum and fart joke, but its been awesome to see the group keep their core values while maturing. I feel like people don't make super relatable content aimed for people in their late 20s/ early 30s who just want to laugh and talk shit in a way that doesn't punch down on groups of people as a whole. Real creamers get it.

Bunnykill

Did lud just say he did fent?

Alex Meiller

The "google 3 drugs and pop off when it says synthesized" section made me ill.

Callum Crispy

No way we got zipper 4 before yard dnd AND gta 6

Zach Peulen

Never look up Grant Williams "Imma make em both."

serendipitous goatsie

nah i have a chest hole like lud and gym an ok amount, it def looks weird but it looks better than before

doddi

slime having a girlfriend is parasocial yard viewer litmus test because we r all losing our damn minds

OrphanCrippler

Yeah it's a lot like health fanatics get where they immediately think "synthesized" means bad. Synthetic basically just means "refined". A lot of naturally occurring chemicals would kill you if we didn't refine/synthesize them.

DuckyBoiYT

What a crazy world we live in

DuckyBoiYT

FLOOR WIFE SLIMEY??

Jacob Greenburg

Get a new cam

Soulteaser

We have a floor wife! 💛

Jamie Wallis

The bald one has acquired a mate

Nut Butt Jammy Sammy

how much do i gotta pay for just an episode of sketch podcast when the camera breaks?

NervousBag

Aimen stuffing his mouth going unnoticed and him just silently picking the crumbs off his shirt killed me

Mushy Muffin

y’all cannot let ludwig win this chemistry argument

Thothrax

Alright Ludwig, with the whole drugs things, yes we make things in the lab with chemicals, but where do those chemicals come from? They don't just spawn there, they have to get extracted from natural sources, whether they be mined from the ground or harvest from organisms.

coop

lud gotta get on the unsweetened almond milk train - 30cal/cup

Joshua Haskett

Is it really a premo if the camera doesn’t break Damn Ludwigs back in his insufferable in arguments shit

andi

🗣️🗣️ IIBTPUIYGTOM? 🗣️🗣️

Avery Langston

28:01 moment of silence

misterthezeem

I spent untill just now thinking Dawson ssbm was Dawson yalls friend from that one preemo. Man im an idiot. CEO was good though

PoombaMayn

I'm a bit late to this but what the fuck happened to the hair around aidens ear?

Quaintchair

Another big part of Gold being valuable since ancient times is that its easy to manipulate so you could make really complex jewelry out of it more easily. And also it doesnt erode so it stays pretty for a long time, that why even with iron being used for most things alot of ornamets where still made from bronze because bronze doesnt rust

evanf133 TR

Gold is valuable rn because it is a very good heat conductor and great for electronics

The Yard

shut up pussy

Tyler Patato

It would be kind of interesting to know what’s happening. They have multiple camera angles so I’m guessing it’s software that’s messing up.

Brandon

I’ve taken 5mg of melatonin every night for 5 years and I’m fine. I think sanchovies is smoking crack

Dean Marker

Aiden singing with his tubby mouth full, call that "Through the Fryer"

slopwatcher

lud on fent confirmed 1:03:45

Jayce Marshall

#creamernation

Chance Roberson

Bro are you trying to sell your car on patreon

Kyle S

I just watched John Green's last meal, and then it auto-played Ludwig's last meal on YouTube. Bro, the polarity of the two of them is crazy.

Gabe

The visceral reaction to "sperm on her tummy" made me have a visceral reaction too. But damn if that wasn't funny

2013 Acura ILX [critical condition]

Yeah I ditched melatonin despite the awesome sleep that followed. Just smoke weed ahaaa

Rob Carlstrom

Hard launch zipper 4 let's go!

Jens Marissens

Buy a new fuckass camera, quarter mill a month.

Idrink2forget

Nicks next step after PSL? DnD

smulangel

Zipper 4 before DnD

clorb

wonderful time listening to dumb dumb and dumber talk about synthesizing

Thomps

the ludwig panic clip killed me

phunk

if anyone wanted to know, “if i beat that pussy up…” comes from a supa king and kevin gates song called tell on me

Jacob Morrison

I’m a chemist, Ludwig is actually just yappin. Drugs are very regularly made from naturally isolated compounds. When you buy compounds online you can specify if you want a natural or synthetic version and generally speaking naturally isolated products are cheaper

P4Y

Alex really is a gorilla in the fucking coupe

bruh

can't wait for ludwig to find out about photosynthesis

Shizz

"through the wire but for fat people" is gonna be addded to my lexicon

DiabeticDan

What Nick said about "I have to record all my gameplay because what if something happens" is my exact mindset behind gaming

Philip

Lud sounding like an RFK Jr. stan

Josh Margin

did they not see tfue’s contract?

Aidan Rizk

The more I hear slime do impressions the more I feel like slime’s could do a CRAZY Matthew McConaughey.

Willy

Nick practically laying down in the chair… you can tell this guy just hit a shot on a FaZe member

Kyle Valley

Oh shit 100 episodes later and nicks falling off! Crazy turn of events

Chuck

Aiden's barber is a criminal

joey

59:37 appeal to nature

Daimondz

Is the primo episode the only time during the week that they let aimen eat?

Austin J

Nick sitting with his lower back is crazy. Back problems for sure

f0x

it's like tracing a drawing it's easy

Garrett

My protein smoothie: 200 g of greek yogurt, 300 g of chocolate almond milk, 150 g of frozen fruit (strawberry, blueberry, and cherry mix is my favorite), 20 g of peanut butter, 10 g of agave syrup of honey, 1 scoop of protein powder. If you want to cut easy calories just drop the syrup and peanut butter.

Ezra Humphlett

Ludwig’s protein shake is really great for cutting. But he could make it taste so much better and increase the volume and protein by adding a few things. I love to do: 1-2 spoonful of pbfit, scoop of protein powder, greek yogurt, good actual milk (it’s so sweet and good you only need a little) and frozen mixed fruit is a game changer for texture. For real creamers only

HoodieGal_

Painful watch from a Chemistry perspective

clorb

Finally a Zipper 4 that isn’t zeke has hit the pod

LunarChzzz

Don't want to be parasocial, but that made me smile.

Our Yard

Gold is used in like all electronics, it would make that shit way more prevalent. It wouldnt make mfs richer, but it would make a lot of lives easier.

Roberhoe

I just notice Nick looks like Macklemore with long hair

Keith Long

If I had to pick just one thing that the yard would like: the guys should look up how the drug Premarin is made.

Keith Long

I have a PharmD and a PhD in medicinal chemistry. I have so much I could add about the synthetic/organic medicine conversation. I am finally that guy.