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Ep. 204 Premium - 'gods wet mistakes' [VIDEO]

🕑 Added 2025-06-19 22:11:32 +0000 UTC

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killerwario

slime mentality by nba youngboy

Daniel Lopez

I’m starting to realize I might agree with Nick on everything. He’s right bro Babe Ruth was somehow juicing idk how you can work out the logistics but he’s fucking right

RunningShirtGuy

Nick asking if people had the concept of god prior to Jesus is the dumbest question I’ve ever heard - even ignoring that they were all already Jewish. Bros never read Percy Jackson?

Matthew

The answer is AOC, easy target to get on the pod.

Toby Beyer

Ya StubHub sucks ass. Spent 2 days talking to 7 agents just to find out my concert tickets never existed.

Joel Lobo

slime is right im paying for content on a paywalled website. i cant afford this

Riley Naehu

As someone who works a "normal" job with "normal" hours, I've trained myself to wake up and "rhea" every morning before work. One, because it's fairly hard labor and I don't wanna shit myself. Two, I hardly have time for breaks and I when I do I'm sweaty af, and shitting with a sweaty ass and work boots on is just a no for me lol

Thothrax

The white genocide thing is even crazier, because when you asked Grok about it before, it would say it wasn't real (because it isn't). But then Elon started claiming it was real, and few days later Grok started doing all that shit with bringing it up randomly and suggesting it might be real. Then users decided to ask Grok directly why it was bringing it up, and Grok said that while normally it doesn't support things with no evidence, someone commanded it in its code to make an exception for this case, and to try and steer conversation towards it. Meaning Elon got mad his bot was contradicting him, and made the engineers change it. Top tier loser behavior.

Jens Marissens

Achievable dream guest? Jerma

Ketna

ok but could the rizzler start ww3

Chi O

#grokmademedoit

Nate G

Bill burr has had a podcast for a loong time now. I can assure he has covered it

Jayce Marshall

New Zealand national anthem sound like a one piece song

Robbie Kinloch

Boys get Shane Gilles pleeeease

funktorial

- socrates said he knew nothing *except* eros, as in the only thing he really knows about is erotic desire (from plato's symposium). so he fucks - also in the symposium, notable super hot hunk man Alcibiades basically breaks down the door and begs socrates to fuck him again. so he fucks good - socrates was executed for "corrupting the youth of athens" but really it was probably about supporting some tyrannical gov't (and being annoying) - the real term for ancient greek boy love is "pederasty"

Nate

Told my girlfriend to guess the bi one. She guessed nick...

jmiester26 _

The ai that has been convinced pedophilia is good sounds weirdly like will neff

dashstar

fk my disgusting chungus life, they mentioned it as soon as I unpaused the ep 😭

dashstar

I figured someone in the comments woulda mentioned it but there’s already a One Piece fan project called One Pace that aims to fix the pacing issues. pretty sure it’s already at Egghead too

Slowepoke

yoo @Nick a guy on youtube made a great video with his plan of going back in time and convincing everybody hes God, its called Unlimited rice puddinng by exurb1a

Canty

What a crazy take on national anthems...

Rocco

Bronze era is late 19th century-1910s Silver era is 20s-50s Golden era (Arnold/Frank Zane/lee haney) is 60s-80s Mass monster era begins with dorian yates winning the olympia Modern era is 2010s-now

Rocco

Testosterone wasn’t synthesized until the 1940s, bronze and some silver era bodybuilders are completely natural because there was nothing for them to take.

Ken Ken

I shaved my balls for this

BimbustheWise

gotta love nicks once per episode stupid fuckin question

Hanna Smith

hot girls wake up to rhea

Jaden Perleoni

in what world does slime know fernando tatis jr but not messi. my goat

Ignatius Mullin

Jerma episode when

sillyguy123

“no one just gives up smoke” from the guy who literally gave up smoke is peak

* Bub *

ludwig is so valid for the mach 5 to the nut

Eddy R.

Legit just happened to me rn, wake n rhea

ayya buub

fun fact old baseball pros did meth or crack

terminallybill

Jacob Wysocki is my personal dream guest for the pod, and I think that's very achievable. you guys would vibe so well.

Elise-Marie

did Lud use an epilator on his balls?

Jimmy Chieffo

Archduke Dennis

Andrew Uddin

We're ignoring the glaring possibility that Mary was just r*ped whilst asleep

Rand Ordway

i nair and its fine. i dont even use the special stuff. 8 minute timer on the phone, wipe with a towel. irritation that day but 3 wipes MAX after that

abhorash

I know it doesn't really matter but the Archduke was heir to the throne of Austria-Hungary which was one of 5ish major European powers. Also neat fact fact his sons both wound up in a concentration camp during ww2 for being part of Austrian resistance groups, should also prolly note they lived through it

nell

either this isn’t the same person who comments this every time, or you changed your pfp, either way i’m thrown off schedule

Hyrulean_Hunter

Gods wet mistakes is an awesome band name, fuck me this guy doesnt miss

Gabe

I have so many digestive issues (IBS mixed, GERD, muscle spasmodic disorder in my intestines), I feel you when you when you wake up and rhea haha. Some days, if I just sleep at the wrong angle, I wake up with acid reflux. If anything my body is out of whack, it is rhea or severe constipation. #WakeUpAndSmellTheRhea

ogrefucker on soundcloud

i get frustrated with the verbal tick "young boy never broke again" cause i find myself wanting to add it's half-recollected swagger to a message but know that it will never read that way or capture the cadence.

Alex Meiller

T pain would be super entertaining

pimbs

US National Anthem is dope at Houston Rockets games. At the “rockets red glare..” part everyone yells out ROCKETS! 🚀

Perry Gray

Anybody else woken up and Rhea’d after drinking too much the night before?

Michael Mock

I can't believe the phrase "XGroks360Summer" hasn't been uttered yet

Miranda

I didn’t think I had misophonia until Slime started clearing his throat. 🥲

breezie

"we're gonna change the world this summer" coming from the official Iran account has a much more threatening aura than when Alex tweets it lmao

Scott

Classic Americans, their president cant spell and neither can their people hahaha

Jessika Fox

Must be nice not being an IBS girly, God forbid someone rrhea first thing in the morning. 😒

Jamie

The best national anthem is Uganda’s

Jamie

The problem with the US National Anthem is that it’s supposed to be unifying for the nation but because it’s kinda hard to sing it looses that unifying value because not everyone can belt it out like that. It’s a fine song but it’s hard for the average person to sing along to.

AtlanticHDMI

3 day riot and tension in south america if sanchovies gets assassinated

Doom

Judaism was not somewhat of an idea of religion there was thousands of years of God doing stuff in the Old Testament like the parting of the Red Sea and the burning bush

Jonster Jones

How TF something go down 4000% huh

Collin Davis

Will Tennyson would be a cool guest to see on.

Tyler Pierce

Walshy episode

Jones_Otr

I've gotta gun so big the roman army couldn't stop me

Quaintchair

Socrates was Executed officially because he corrupted the youth, but it was some political thing with the courant regime, i think he didnt want to bait to people somewhere where they would be killed, so they had him killed for corrupting the youth. Also the way they killed him was by forcing him to drink some poison and for centuries many nerd philosophers or people who thought they were killed themselves the same way. Anyway banger episode

Woodus

yall arent hot girls. hot girls wake up to rhea all the time.

vaslucky

Sounds like a case of oh shit gotta be on time rhea. Triggered by mild anxiousness 🤓

Ryan

Archie you British fuck. COLOR. THERE IS NO U IN THE WORD C O L O R. Ahem thank you.

Tsukuyomi

Become a Shillionare to instantly feel like Gucci Mane in 2006

Isaac Nishimura

No, Slime, it’s not just because Shohei is Japanese. It’s because he’s over six foot and Japanese

Logan Impink

personal dream guest is either AstralSpiff or another member of the Dropout cast (like Brennan Lee Mulligan, Ify Nwadiwe, Brian David Gilbert)

2013 Acura ILX [critical condition]

World War III trigger? Jerma actually retiring

lockheed fartin

slime please stop snorting into the mic 🙏

DaGoon

Dream guest with maximum popularity and a bit of crossover so possibly achievable would be T-Pain or Jack Black. Ik those would be big pulls but I feel like those are the biggest possible hitters they have a slim chance of access to.

Just Jewel

There's a horrible Christian B movie called Assassin 33 A.D. where a group of terrorists go back in time to kill Jesus before he can be crucified and in the end they end up becoming the thieves that are crucified next to Jesus. That's what I think would happen to Slime and Aiden going back with a gun

garfMarenghi

“They’re a part of the tide that we’re running” stunlocked me

Arblebee Crimdle

Weird timing that I'm entering Old Yharnam for the first time while listening to this ep and also getting blasted by a turret. Turns out it's really effective

Dr4k

dream guest is hotbid or LD

Tayla

queer female fan from Aotearoa—fukn stoked right now

Chance Roberson

Thank you inch worm

Faye852

wahoo!

Shaun Potter

1 week too late for timmy might be the 9/11 of this pod

Hudson Burt

Shohei only pitched one inning because normally a pitcher would do rehab starts in the minors. he can't do that because he also has to be in the major league line up. so the compromise is to have him pitch more spot starts and a smaller number of innings until dodgers/shohei feel comfortable being back in the rotation.

Waits

dodgers management rushed shohei back so his return drowns out the headlines about the organization not being vocally supportive of their latino fans while all the ice raids are going on in LA

kyrb

when nick's doing the high pitched land of the free bro can NOT be putting his arm up straight at that angle

inch worm

I've only woken up and rhea'd once. Jumped out of bed and ran to the bathroom just in time. Halfway through rhea-ing I had to flip around and puke with my dirty butt in the air.